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Here I Am
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
A monumental new novel from the bestselling author of Everything Is Illuminated and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close In the book of Genesis, when God calls out, Abraham! to order him to sacrifice his son Isaac, Abraham responds, Here I am. Later, when Isaac calls out, My father! to ask him why there is no animal to slaughter, Abraham responds, Here I am.How do we fulfill our conflicting duties as father, husband, and son; wife and mother; child and adult? Jew and American? How can we claim our own identities when our lives are linked so closely to others? These are the questions at the heart of Jonathan Safran Foers first novel in eleven years--a work of extraordinary scope and heartbreaking intimacy.Unfolding over three tumultuous weeks, in present-day Washington, D.C., Here I Am is the story of a fracturing family in a moment of crisis. As Jacob and Julia and their three sons are forced to confront the distances between the lives they think they want and the lives they are living, a catastrophic earthquake sets in motion a quickly escalating conflict in the Middle East. At stake is the very meaning of home--and the fundamental question of how much life one can bear.Showcasing the same high-energy inventiveness, hilarious irreverence, and emotional urgency that readers and critics loved in his earlier work, Here I Am is Foers most searching, hard-hitting, and grandly entertaining novel yet. It not only confirms Foers stature as a dazzling literary talent but reveals a mature novelist who has fully come into his own as one of the most important writers of his generation.
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Cortg
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L👀k what I found at The Dollar Tree! The Minecraft book is for the Little Free Library 😉

BridgetteM Great haul! 2w
BarbaraBB Here I Am is so good! 2w
Cortg @BridgetteM Thanks! @BarbaraBB I‘ve heard good things ❤️ 2w
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GatheringBooks
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#QuotsyJune19 Day 16: A tribute to all the #Dad(s) out there. Here is a photo of daughter with her #dad in Bali. Not very convinced though about the hierarchy mentioned in Foer‘s quote. I mean, really? Above and below? How archaic.

Leftcoastzen Nice photo, looks like Bali pushes everyone‘s happy button. 7mo
JamieArc Yeah... that quote. It seems pretty backward to how things really are. 7mo
BarbaraBB I don‘t remember that to be the attitude of the father in the book. But I‘m not objective since I loooved it 💜 7mo
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bec1
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He has me in the first 3 lines

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Pedrocamacho
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Mehso-so

There‘s a lot of beautiful writing in this book. However, I could never quite staunch the feeling it is overlong. Nevertheless, it is a worthy read.

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Leftcoastzen
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I did not know that David Foster Wallace and Chuck Palahniuk we‘re both born on Feb.21st 1962.It‘s Jonathan Safran Foers Birthday too , but he‘s much younger.Anais Nin and W.H.Auden too ! Very writerly day.In 1925,this was the day the first issue of the New Yorker was published.

merelybookish Wow! Very writerly! 11mo
Hooked_on_books Cool convergence 11mo
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Eggs
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Cinfhen Did u read this one??? I loved it! 12mo
Eggs No I haven't @Cinfhen 12mo
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Cinfhen
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#MusicalNewYear This was a bookclub selection a few years back. I loved it for it‘s comic appeal and deep satire musing over modern Jewish identity. It was also a very thinly veiled implosion of JSF marriage to novelist Nicole Kraus. Most members of my bookclub HATED this book. They found JSF pretentious and incredibly self indulgent. #ImHere for this novel but can‘t say it will appeal to most. Hmmmm, I wonder if you‘d like it @britt_brooke

JennyM How perfect is that! 12mo
Cathythoughts 👍🏻♥️ 12mo
TrishB Back to some thinking for today!! Great pic 👍🏻 12mo
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LauraBeth I recommend Inheritance by Dani Shapiro - very well written and central to the book is her Jewish identity (and what happens when you‘ve been raised as orthodox because your father was Jewish but then you realize he‘s not your biological father). 12mo
Cinfhen Thanks @LauraBeth I‘ve seen this memoirist name around a lot. Is Inheritance her first memoir??? I‘m interested in reading her work 12mo
LauraBeth @cinfhen It‘s not her first memoir, but it‘s the first one I‘ve read by her and I read it in a day. It‘s very fast-paced and thoughtful. I think you‘d love this. It‘s all about family, ancestry, identity and it reads like a genetic mystery at a journalistic pace. 👍👍 12mo
Cinfhen Sold!!!! @LauraBeth thanks 💕💕 12mo
DivineDiana @LauraBeth @Cinfhen This is the second time that someone recommended Dani Shapiro within the last few days. She spoke last week at the author series of the Philadelphia Free Library. My friend, who has read all of her books, went to see her. Stacked! 12mo
merelybookish I have never read this author because he strikes me as pretentious. 😜 And then there were a weird set of emails with Natalie Portman that got leaked. 🙄 12mo
Cinfhen The book sort of eludes to those infamous emails @merelybookish 😉it‘s written into the plot of this book!! 12mo
Cinfhen I‘m really going to look out for her work! Thanks @DivineDiana @LauraBeth 💚 12mo
LauraBeth @DivineDiana It‘s really good! @cinfhen It was interesting how she framed the narrative with relevance to Halacha and that sometimes things get thrown out of the rulebook for the sake of love and family - genetic and otherwise. ❤️ 12mo
Suet624 I loved this book. Chuckled my way through it. He also had me thinking about a lot of things. And I agree with @laurabeth - Shapiro is worth a read. I haven‘t read her newest but am looking forward to it. 12mo
BarbaraBB I loved this book too, as in LOVED it. Now I‘ll have to check out the Shapiro as well 💜 12mo
Cinfhen At bookclub last night we were discussing if JSF is too pigeon holed so I‘m happy to see that he holds some universal appeal @BarbaraBB @Suet624 I‘m looking forward to reading 12mo
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EyeEssBeeEn
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Excellent read. This explores the differing cultures of a a family separated by geography. All on the verge of completely falling apart because of foreign conflict and personal problems. I love how the author explores the minds within the family as the tumble toward divorce. So many excellent lines.

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GirlWellRead
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Mehso-so

Foer is a wonderful writer, but this novel threw me. I was enjoying the storyline of the dissolution of Jacob & Julia's marriage, as much as you can enjoy being a witness to something so painful. It started to unravel anytime their children came into a scene–are there really kids that precocious? The natural disaster is incredibly distracting-it draws the reader‘s attention away from Jacob & Julia and draws the reader right out of the book.

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Awk_Word_Smith
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@Libby1 I‘m not sure how US Postal squeezed it into my tiny NYC mailbox, but it has arrived and I look forward to diving into it. #LitsyGiveaway

Libby1 I‘m so glad it finally arrived! I hope you‘ll enjoy it. 1y
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Heavy and I'm not referring to weight

rather_be_reading welcome to litsy!! 📚🎉📚 1y
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LaurenReads
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Pickpick

I don‘t know how much I liked this book, but it had so many parts that were so good. There were some lines that blew me away. It seems to be the story of a marriage falling apart, but it‘s so much more. The kids were my favorite part and I‘m going to need a light read after this one.

Suet624 This was a journey, for sure. 1y
Cinfhen I loved the kids as well!!!! 1y
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Libby1
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@Awk_Word_Smith - you‘ve won! Did you see this?

Has anyone else had a #Giveaway where the winner didn‘t respond? What did you do?

jenniferw88 Not a giveaway, but when i sent out my swap matches and people didn't respond i checked their profile and it turned out they were on holiday. I'd give it another week or 2 because they may not have signal/be checking litsy. 1y
Libby1 Thanks for the advice, @jenniferw88 . That‘s what I‘ll do. 1y
Awk_Word_Smith So sorry I missed this. Sleep regression is real with my 9-month old son. 1y
Libby1 @Awk_Word_Smith - I really hope your child is sleeping better now. (((Hugs))) 1y
Awk_Word_Smith @Libby1 This is what I get for waiting until my 40s to have kids. 😂 1y
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Libby1
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Congratulations to @Awk_Word_Smith for winning this book in my #Giveaway .

Winners for this Giveaway were selected at random.

. @Awk_Word_Smith - please send your postal details to me at lib62376@icloud.com .

TheReadingMermaid Congrats 🥂🍾✨🎈🎉 1y
Awk_Word_Smith @libby1 I‘m so sorry I‘m just now seeing this. 9-month old son in full-on sleep regression. Did I miss out? 1y
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BookishTrish
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@Libby1 I‘m super curious about A. I don‘t think I‘ve ever read Foer and people rave about him.

Libby1 Good luck! 😃 1y
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Whimsical.Curiosity
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@Libby1 thanks for the chance to win! I'd love A.

#giveaway

TheBookStacker Book A since it‘s the only one I don‘t own and haven‘t read! Awesome giveaway! 2y
jb72 I still haven‘t read The Girl on the Train. Sounds interesting. 2y
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Whimsical.Curiosity @jb72 so good!! And there's a movie! 2y
jb72 @Whimsical.Curiosity I‘ve heard there was a movie but I have never seen a trailer or watched the movie (I don‘t watch much TV). 2y
Forgetmenot @Libby1 thank you for the chance book A sounds interesting 💜 2y
Whimsical.Curiosity @jb72 I'm not much for tv either, but I love reading a book and then watching the show/movie. 2y
Libby1 Hi, @Whimsical.Curiosity , @TheBookStacker , @Forgetmenot . I have entered your names under your chosen books. Good luck! @jb72 - do you want me to enter your name for Book C? 1y
Forgetmenot Thank you 😁 1y
TheBookStacker Thanks you‘re the best! 1y
jb72 @Libby1 oh thank you! That would be nice (like I don‘t have a million books already). 1y
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andytbarnes
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A for me. Thanks @Libby1 for the giveaway opportunity! Follow if you see this and you‘re not already.

Libby1 Good luck! 2y
Awk_Word_Smith A all the way. @Libby1 2y
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CaroPi A.. Sounds great! 2y
BookHermit B 😀 2y
Libby1 @Awk_Word_Smith , @Jnnlb , @CaroPi , @BookHermit - your names have been entered under your chosen books. Good luck! 1y
Libby1 Good luck, @andytbarnes ! 😃 1y
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Djspens
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@Libby1 thanks for the giveaway chance! #giveaway I would choose book A

Libby1 Good luck! 2y
Whimsical.Curiosity I reposted and would choose A! Thanks!! 😁🦖 2y
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Caroline2
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What a fab giveaway! Book A would be awesome pleaseeeee! @Libby1 😃

Libby1 Good luck! 2y
MaGoose @Libby1 Would love Book A. 2y
Libby1 Good luck, @MaGoose ! 2y
Libby1 Hi, @Caroline2 . Did you receive the parcel I sent for #whodunituk ? I think I sent The Escape to you? 1y
Caroline2 Yes!! I did Libby! So sorry, I completely forgot to post a pic! 😆 looks like a good read! 😃 1y
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crazyspine
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@Libby1 Thanks for the #giveaway. I'd like to enter the drawing for Here I Am

Libby1 Good luck! 2y
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Jas16
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Thank you for the awesome giveaway @Libby1 ! I would choose book A.

Libby1 Good luck! 2y
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WritethebookAnniemae
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
Libby1 Good luck! 2y
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kathedron
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Have you seen @Libby1 's #giveaway?
My choice would be book A.

BarbaraBB Good choice! One of my favorites! 2y
Libby1 Good luck! 2y
Cathythoughts Good luck ! we are both hoping for the same book 🤞🏻🤞🏻 2y
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Hooked_on_books
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An examination of a Jewish American family as well as the politics surrounding Judaism in the world, this book is strongest during its focus on the former. The arc of the family is absorbing and the moments when all three generations are together are terrific and quite funny. The audiobook narrator, Ari Fliakos, is terrific. I‘ve never read Foer before and I would definitely read him again.

Moray_Reads Wow, this must have been a long audiobook! I loved it in print 2y
Hooked_on_books @Moray_Reads It is—17 hours. But it didn‘t feel long. Plus, I listened to it at 1.5 speed, which helps the length. 2y
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Calmedmind
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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Why do I love sitting on random floors?

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Calmedmind
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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Good book in the sun a couple of weeks ago.

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SoniaC
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Pickpick

Listened to this on audible and was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. It was extremely engrossing and has a lot of depth. The narrator did a great job.

Suet624 I read it but now you‘ve made me want to listen to it. I liked the book a lot. 2y
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britt_brooke
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🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️ I just found this signed first edition in a $2 clearance bin at B&N!! I love #JSF!! And I loved this book.

On a sad note, though, the layoffs hit my store hard. There were hardly any employees. A manger had to price check this book for me, and there was no designated cashier, just the man working in the music department who jumped on as needed.

Knightingale B&N is doomed. 2y
4thhouseontheleft 😢😢 Our nearest B&N store always seems to be busy (with people actually buying stuff!). But most of the others I go to always seem so empty. 2y
britt_brooke @Knightingale For sure. I‘m not surprised at all. I haven‘t enjoyed shopping there in years, but my sons love to go there. 2y
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britt_brooke @4thhouseontheleft Ours usually has a decent amount of shoppers, but I don‘t know how much they are actually buying. I never buy myself books there (with today‘s exception), but my sons like going there. 2y
TheWordJar I‘m always so excited to see how busy our B&N usually is. I haven‘t been by since the layoffs, but it worries me, as I live in a town with only one other small independent bookstore. 🙁 2y
4thhouseontheleft @britt_brooke ours usually has a line at the check out. I think they are an anomaly, sadly. It happens to be at a very popular and busy outdoor shopping area that is very walkable and has lots of restaurants nearby. 2y
Leftcoastzen Yay! Super find! 2y
britt_brooke @4thhouseontheleft Ours usually has s line, too (but I did go at an “off” time today). Yours sounds just like our location. They‘ve been suffering for years. Those are really big stores to sustain without enough sales. 2y
britt_brooke @TheWordJar My tiny local store shut down last week. 😭 But, I‘m close to Nashville so I still have options when B&N goes under. Not everyone is that lucky. 2y
emilygatlin The weird thing about B&N layoffs to me is that I've never seen employees lollygaging around. They're ALWAYS doing something. I think about how much more work the remaining staff has to do now. 2y
britt_brooke @Leftcoastzen I may have audibly said “holy shit” when I saw it. 🙊 2y
britt_brooke @emilygatlin These folks today were busting their asses. They didn‘t look happy. I hate it for them. 2y
Schlinkles As someone who worked for Borders, I can tell you that what‘s going on with B&N is eerily familiar. It likely won‘t end well. 2y
britt_brooke @Schlinkles I miss Borders! 😫 I think you‘re right. It‘s only a matter of time before they start closing stores. 2y
dariazeoli I am worried. I like to spend hours at the B&N reading. I‘d buy more if they matched their website prices. Instead they refuse and fire their staff with no notice. I‘m sorry it‘s coming to this. 2y
britt_brooke @dariazeoli They won‘t match their own online prices? 2y
dariazeoli @britt_brooke No. if you order a book online for pickup at a store, you pay the store‘s price. It‘s silly. 2y
britt_brooke @dariazeoli Wow, that‘s nuts. 😬 2y
Dogearedcopy I love our local B&N: It actually has a knowledgeable and helpful staff BUT I hate it when the regional managers (or whatever they are) come in and try to show the locals how it‘s done. Everything that comes out of their mouths is scripted upsell. I just want to buy my book, d@mm1t! 2y
Dogearedcopy Oh, yeah and not price matching their online sales even when they order the book to come in from the same warehouse that their online sales are shipped from! 2y
britt_brooke @Dogearedcopy That corporate stuff is so frustrating (with most businesses). They try to treat everything so cookie-cutter. It‘s silly. And the not price matching their online stuff is blowing my damn mind. That‘s insane and truly stupid. That‘s a form of bad customer service. 2y
minkyb It is quite sad. I was in B & N yesterday. The nearest one is about a 20 minute drive. I remember when it opened, there was such energy for so long. I have watched it go downhill and it breaks my heart for the employees and the community. 2y
minkyb Excellent find! 2y
britt_brooke @minkyb It‘s sad to know that we can no longer sustain a big box book store. 2y
emilyhaldi Great find!!! 2y
britt_brooke @emilyhaldi 💚💚💚 2y
mrp27 Great find! 2y
Reviewsbylola Nice!! 2y
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BeckyLeJ
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An unreturned book for @bookriot on day 17 of #riotgrams!

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Leftcoastzen
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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#spinepoetry #riotgrams
Here I Am
the book thief,the great failure,
passing through the gateless barrier,
In search of literary L.A.

ReadingEnvy Love it 2y
LeahBergen 👏🏻👏🏻 2y
saresmoore Nice work! 2y
ValerieAndBooks Nice 👍 👏!! 2y
batsy Love it! 2y
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Shawntaye
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DivineDiana
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Just found this in The Little Free Library at my local organic grocery store! Grocery shopping and a book!

Reecaspieces Awesome!! It‘s the little things! 2y
BarbaraBB I loved that book 😍 2y
DivineDiana @Reecaspieces A hardback in perfect condition! 2y
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DivineDiana @BarbaraBB So glad! All I knew was that I had seen the cover on Litsy! 2y
Moray_Reads It's brilliant. Great find! 2y
DivineDiana @Moray_Reads Wonderful! 📚 2y
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Aim-eeToothpaste
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This book is so cathartic. I absolutely felt it in my being. Insightful. Memorable. Remarkable. I will take many lessons from this book as I embark on my journey towards becoming a better human. The ending is a tear jerker.

britt_brooke Loved this book! 2y
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bookmandan
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
Mehso-so

Disappointing, considering how wonderful #EverythingIsIlluminated and #ExtremelyLoudAndIncrediblyClose were. I found a lot of parallels to my own life in Here I Am, but at it's heart this book felt far more cynical than Foer's previous works. This removed me from the characters and left me without anyone to root for. Perhaps that was intentional, but it kept me from being invested.

AndjoSant I‘m feeling this way after reading the first 100 pages, but I‘ll persevere 2y
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Julz422
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Mehso-so

Foer's writing is undeniable, however, this book had its moments. I had heard him in an interview on NPR about this book and was intrigued by the Jewish family roots which were the best parts for me. Foer is overindulgent at times and opens up many plotlines that I think could have been more tied together. And this is really judgy of me, but I heard of his divorce with Nicole Krauss who I like and it's hard not to wonder if this reflects that.

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Julz422
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It's been a minute since I've had time to read. Finally quit my second job and have a weekend to myself for the first time in a long time. Going to see one of my all time favorite bands tonight in a city I haven't been to in a while with some time for this book I started forever ago= a perfect Saturday!

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adamlenson
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A signed book for my Birthday

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SheReadsAgain
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Love the writing shown here but ultimately couldn't get into the pages and pages of dialog and conversations. For me, the second DNF of NPR's Top 10 of 2016.

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OhNoMersault
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Safran Foer at his most Safran Foer. What does it mean to model being a Jew while being an atheist? Can we still give meaning to traditions we don't ourselves believe in? This one contains beautiful but isolated laments on love, life, God and sacrifice amidst a story that ambles toward nowhere.

BarbaraBB Just a pick or a real favourite? I really loved it! 2y
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Yossarian
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Among Jewish male writers, I believe this chapter can best be described as "The Full Portnoy".

And yes, full points for seamlessly transitioning to the Holocaust by the next page.

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 😳😳🤣😂 2y
8little_paws Oh I'm so glad I decided to sell my edition of this book 2y
Leftcoastzen Indeed 2y
BarbaraBB I just posted how much I loved this book and how many sentences I underlined 😂😂! Definitely there is more to it than this 😀 2y
LeahBergen For the love of all that's holy ..: not Zara?! 2y
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BarbaraBB
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'The desire to wring out a few more drips of happiness almost always destroyed the happiness you were so lucky to have, and so foolish never to acknowledge.‘

This was probably my favourite read in 2016. In any case the one in which I underlined the most sentences. Sentences that made me #think and keep me #thinking! #AugustGrrrl

Cinfhen I liked this book a lot, although the majority of my bookclub really despised JSF. The sentence you chose to share highlights how nuanced his writing is. Good choice 🤓 2y
EmilyM Loved this book--I agree....LOTS of good sentences to underline. 2y
britt_brooke I loved this book, too! 2y
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Yossarian
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What a coincidence! Here I am, and I'm reading Here I Am! What are the odds?

monkeygirlsmama So unlikely! 😉😀 2y
Mdargusch 😂😂😂 2y
Zelma Sounds like you need to buy a lottery ticket. You've got some luck right now. 😆 2y
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LeahBergen So meta. 2y
BarbaraBB Absolutely LOVED that book. 2y
Jinjer THAT HOUSE!💕 2y
Yossarian @Jinjer Yeah. I always say that the best thing about my house is that it's the only one on my block without a view of my house. 2y
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Yossarian
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What am I #currentlyreading ? I'm reading my third consecutive page on the topic of Steven Spielberg's penis. I think, by any reasonable criterion, that is TOO MANY PAGES ABOUT STEVEN SPEILBERG'S PENIS!

#TooManyPagesAboutStevenSpielbergsPenis

Soubhiville I think you're right. That's too many pages about anyone's penis 🤣🍆 2y
Bambolina_81 😂😂😂 2y
cariashley Bahhaha 😂 2y
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Yossarian @Soubhiville I thought it was over because there was a section break -- but it continued for a total of 8 pages. If you don't hear from me again, assume I've gone catatonic. 2y
TobeyTheScavengerMonk I will not google laminar. I will not google laminar. 2y
Jess7 Omg 😳😂 2y
cathysaid Well, there's a sentence I hope to never read again...much less three pages! 😳😂 2y
paradise_found92 This was the exact problem I had with this book. Lol 2y
mom2bugnbee I don't need to know that much about my own husband's, much less any other man's. 😶 2y
rubyslippersreads I'm eternally thankful that I saw your comment first and spared myself reading the details of something that should concern only Steven Spielberg, his wife, and his doctor. 😂 2y
JacqMac Even if it's a spectacular penis, 8 pages is an awful lot. 😂 2y
Daizy 😂😂 serious 2y
PirateJenny 🤣 2y
KathyWheeler Yes, it is -- far, far too many pages. Even a spectacular one needs only 2 sentences, at the most. 😄 2y
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Yossarian
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"Tamir lifted Irv from the ground, pushing a small fart out of him -- an anal Heimlich."

vivastory Hahaha 2y
BarbaraBB This is such an awesome book, don't you think? I could more or less quote every other sentence! 2y
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Yossarian
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I had to stop watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm" after two episodes because Larry David is so much like my father that the jokes were hitting too close to home. This entire book is like that.

"Especially Jewish Americans, who will go to any length, short of practicing Judaism, to instill a sense of Jewish identity in their children."

As my kids would say: Solid Burn!

EmilyM I absolutely loved this book! 2y
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TelevisionNeighbor
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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Currently reading....

britt_brooke I really enjoyed this one! 3y
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I-read-and-eat
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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1. Game of Thrones , I just can't with this series. Where is it going? Do I even care? Why does everyone get raped? And anything Jane Austen
2. Idk really. Here I Am got some bad reviews but I really liked it.
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4. Romance
5. Jon Snow (Just die already!)
6. Dan Brown. ... ( Also, why are these books religiously turned into movies...??)
7. Falling for the bad guy / girl
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#unpopularopinionbooktag @Rachael5248

I-read-and-eat 8. Outlander. I tried the tv show but Clair (??) really got on my nerves. 3y
I-read-and-eat 9. Any comic adaptation as I don't like reading comics, but I do tend to like the movie/tv adaptation. 3y
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Ksvz
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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2017 #130 novel audio very different from the others I have read by him. This one has vulgarity, not misplaced but not loved, and without the convergence of timelines and the intertwining of storylines that I have always loved. This is a story that is so heartbreakingly human that it crawled into my brain, clawed it's way into my heart and rubbed raw emotional scars. It was not my favorite but I loved the writing, the characters, the pain. +

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OhNoMersault
Here I Am: A Novel | Jonathan Safran Foer
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Foer does such great job at breaking my heart.

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