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Wallbanger
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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A bestselling hot, hilarious eBook by USA TODAY indie author Alice Clayton, the freshest voice to hit publishing in years. An instant classichighly recommended! (New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author Jennifer Probst).Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco, a Kitchen Aid mixer to die for, and no O (and were not talking Oprah here, folks). She has a flourishing design career, an office overlooking the bay, a killer zucchini bread recipe, and no O. She has Clive (the best cat ever), great friends, a great rack, and no O. Adding insult to O-less, she also has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late-night wallbanging shes ever heard. Every moan, spank, andwas that a meow?punctuates the fact that not only is she losing sleep, she still hasyep, you guessed itno O. Enter Simon Parker. When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. Their late-night hallway encounter haswellmixed results. Because with walls this thin, the tensions gonna be thick. A delicious mix of silly and steamy, this is an irresistible tale of exasperation at first sight.
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DimeryRene
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Pickpick

This book is so much fun!!! 💕💕 Vacationing in Ireland right now, so here‘s a photo of all my layers.

charl08 I'm a fan of hers too. Love the humour. 2mo
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beyondbookish
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Love me some romance books!

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Christinak
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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#WARNINGsteamy

“Simon, I need, please, inside, now,” I panted, almost #incoherent with lust. Simon, schooled in Caroline shorthand, understood this completely and was poised between my legs, hips nuzzled up into mine within seconds. He leaned down, kissing me wantonly, the taste of me all over him. And I loved it.
#QuotsyJune19

StayCurious Oh my ☺️ 5mo
sprainedbrain Loved that book! So much fun! 5mo
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Mommamanzi
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Watching another storm roll while reading and waiting on my oldest to get out of guitar lessons. From the first page I was hooked. So far it‘s a steamy little book that reads like a romantic comedy from the early 2000. I‘m loving it!!!

baes I‘ve seen this on a lot of people‘s TBR list recently. I‘m intrigued...not typically my genre. 6mo
Kimberlone This is such a great book, and I don‘t read a lot of romance! 6mo
Jen_Reads I really enjoyed this one a lot. 6mo
julesG It's funny and steamy. The cat and the neighbour's girlfriend. 😂😂😂 6mo
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Johanna414
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Pickpick

I finished this last night and really liked it. The beginning was a little slow, and took me awhile to get into, but I ended up getting invested in both of the main characters. I‘m a sucker for the whole friends before lovers trope, and this did it well. No picture because it‘s upstairs where my kids are supposed to be falling asleep...

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Nessavamusic
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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1. I have in the past, but it gets expensive and I generally read on my kindle
2. Will always be me falling in a mud puddle in full band uniform. Thankfully it was after the competition.
3. Tagged book sooo funny
4. Denver, Colorado and Disney World are planned for this summer!
#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

Eggs #2 oh no 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 8mo
Cgetscheeky Yes! Wallbanger was hilarious. I haven‘t read more of AC‘s books though. 8mo
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AJTimberlake
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Starting a new review series called “Revealing Romances” where I read romance novels with covers that we avoid, believing they‘re “trash” because of their name or cover. My idea is to review these books so you don‘t have to judge them by their covers but can see if their embarrassing titles or covers are worth getting past. My first is a fairly well known romance, Wallbanger. #RevealingRomances #CoupleofReviews

julesG That's a cool idea! I don't shrink from "in your face" covers or titles. Strangely, I'm often put off by the covers that look like my grandmother's cheap romance novellas; okay, alien hunks and too much muscle puts me off too. ? 10mo
BookNAround It took me a long time to get past the over the top covers. Now I care not one iota. I guess that the benefit of age. 😂 10mo
scowler1 This is what Kindles were made for! My wife ONLY reads novels with trashy covers. She always felt judged at the bookstore. Didn't stop her though, our shelves are still full of them 😀 10mo
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Bookjunkie57
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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1. Clive from Wallbanger 😺
2. Any shade of purple or blue💙💜 I‘m not fond of reds
3. The microwave meal I should have had for lunch. (I woke up hungry 🤷🏾‍♀️)
4. Sometimes. I love baking and crafts I‘m hindered by my inability to draw though.
5. ID, I‘m always shocked at the amount of adults walking around with no identification.

#HumpDayPost @MinDea

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Denisereads75
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Mehso-so

Hmmmm- this was fun to began with but then went on to be about 100 pages to long. This is the third romance novel I‘ve read in a row but the least favorite.

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Dweezlepip
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Mehso-so

Definitely not my first choice to read. I got this in one of the swaps. The writing is kind of terrible, however, it is a quick easy read that you don‘t have to put much thought into.

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Jazzshabamm
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Pickpick

I wanted something more real than 50 shades. This is a story of real people, a bit of a fantasy, but a relatable.

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Johanna414
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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@CocoReads You are seriously the best! Thank you so much for the books and blanket! I absolutely love the color of the blanket and it‘s so soft! Both of these books have been on my TBR for awhile, so I‘m really excited about them! And it was sweet of you to think of Lane and the baby- we don‘t have either of these, and they were favorites when I was little! We can‘t wait to read them tonight! @JoeStalksBeck @Tiffy_Reads #blanketandbookexchsnge

CocoReads You‘re welcome! We just did a book shower for my nephew so it was fun to shop for baby books again. 2y
CocoReads My oldest had memorized I Was So Mad when she was little and used to give us dramatic “readings” when she was little. I‘ll always love it for that reason 2y
Tamra The Monster is hilarious. Kids ask over & over! 2y
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VanChocStrawberry Wallbanger is so good! It‘s one of my “maybe I DO like romance after all!” books. I‘ve always written romance off as “so bad”—but I picked that one up from a @bookriot GetBooked podcast rec and I really enjoyed it. (edited) 2y
Johanna414 @CocoReads I don‘t remember I Was So Mad, but I remember loving other books of hers as a kid. I actually almost bought Monster at the End of This Book about a month ago when we were shopping for baby stuff because it was one of my favorites and talked myself out of it - so this worked out perfectly! 2y
Johanna414 @VanChocStrawberry I can‘t wait to read it! I‘ve been wanting to forever- I‘ll probably start it this weekend sometime 2y
CocoReads I‘ve been wanting to read Wallbanger myself so I hope you enjoy! I remember reading the monster over and over again, it was also my sisters favorite when she was little, she‘s 5 years younger than me. We clearly love Grover! 2y
Karkar Oh Monster at the end of the book ❤️❤️❤️❤️my most favorite childhood book. My mom read it to me and I read it to my son. 2y
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sprainedbrain
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Day 4 of #150PnPCoverParty is #neighbors

Caroline and Simon are neighbors, and she has some noise pollution issues through their shared wall as a result of his late-night entertaining of ladies. Hilarity and steaminess ensue. I loved the characters and this book is really fun. 😃

(I guess my mind has been in the gutter the last three days for this photo challenge, but I swear I do read more than just sexy-times books!)

😂😂😂

Reecaspieces But this book is hilarious....sex...yeah but it‘s hilarious 😂😂😂😂 2y
julesG Would have chosen this, too. It's really hilarious. I still need to try the other books in the series. 2y
sprainedbrain @julesG I haven‘t tried the others, either, and I really should. I loved her style! 2y
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Sarah83 Great choice 😁 2y
CrowCAH lol sounds like a rowdy party of a book! 2y
LeahBergen 😂😂 I‘m intrigued! 2y
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AmandaMarie
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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I forgot I had this book on my kindle!

ParagraphsandPetticoats Is it humourous? I have only read Nuts by Alice Clayton. 2y
AmandaMarie @ParagraphsandPetticoats yes it‘s very funny! 2y
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julesG
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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#GirlsJustWannaHaveFun
#FierceFeb @Cinfhen @batsy
Oh yeah, the girls Simon bangs against the wall want to have fun. One girl/woman even meows in bed, so much so that his neighbour's cat climbs the walls.

Sorry for the blurry picture. I stole it from the internet and it was blurry already.

batsy 😂😂 2y
Cinfhen 😲🙀😺 2y
Centique I‘ve heard this book talked about on the Bookriot podcast “Get Booked”. It sounds hilarious! 2y
petersonks15 This is one of my favorite books! Could not stop laughing. 2y
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Purplerosiepage
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Mehso-so

Entertaining story, and I liked the Simon character. It was about 100 pages longer than it needed to be.

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julesG
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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#KissKissBangBang

Guess I don't have to elaborate. 😁

#TuneIntoNovember @Robothugs @Cinfhen

Suet624 😂😂 2y
RachelO 😂😂That would seem to cover it! 2y
Clwojick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2y
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Cinfhen BaHahahaha 😂😂😂😂 2y
Robothugs 😂😂😂 2y
Ms_T 😳😂 2y
CoverToCoverGirl 😳😳 Explain please..🤣🤣 (edited) 2y
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KarenUK
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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#day30#septembowie #catpeople This book riot recommendation was my first try of romance genre...... It was a super fun romantic comedy- fluffy and light-hearted. This book "gives good banter" -starting with plenty of spiky, sexy sniping... with the verbal flirtation getting sillier and sexier as the story goes on. And it fits today's prompt because the heroine's hilarious cat Clive, is worth the read, all on his own! ?

Cinfhen I can't!!!! 2y
Marchpane Nice pick! I've heard this is hilarious. 2y
britt_brooke I enjoyed this one! 2y
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StellaDz
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Pickpick

Well this was such a refreshing read! I'm glad it lived up to my inner hype! I laughed; I teared up; I shook the book in frustration. It was just so much fun and I absolutely fell in ❤️ with the main characters.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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StellaDz
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Jenni_Capps This book made me laugh out loud so much! Loved it. 2y
StellaDz @Jenni_Capps I'm loving it so much!! Have you read the rest in the series? I've already put them on my wish list! 2y
Jenni_Capps I actually haven't made it to the other books yet! I'm not sure why but I know I will get to them. 2y
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StellaDz
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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I finally caved and bought this book, because I love everything about it: the cover, the title, the synopsis. Everything. I hope the story lives up to my inner hype, because I'm diving in with eagerness! #currentlyreading

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silentrequiem
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Pickpick

Okay, y'all were right about this book. Super funny! So much fun! I love all the characters but Clive the cat stole the show IMO. #BlameItOnLitsy

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sprainedbrain
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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This book is total brain candy... it's laugh-out-loud hilarious, ridiculous, and very sexy. Caroline and Simon are both sarcastic and sassy.

#AndItsAugust #Sassy

Karen3 Loved this one. Did you read the others? Not sure why I haven't yet. 2y
sprainedbrain @Karen3 no, I haven't yet. Sometime I will need a palate cleanser and I will pick one up. 2y
KarenUK Nice pick! 👍💕 2y
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Jenni_Capps I loved this one!! So funny! 2y
AmandaL ❤️ 2y
keithmalek Please tell me they end up going through the wall. I've always wanted to do that. 2y
sprainedbrain @keithmalek I'm sorry to report that they do not. Should have tagged that as a spoiler I suppose. 😂 2y
keithmalek Well there's always hope, because apparently, there's a sequel to this. 2y
sprainedbrain @keithmalek I will let you know if I read some of the other books and it finally happens. 2y
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Christinak
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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The cocktail series are my take on #drinksoncovers for the #anditsaugust challenge.
This is a fun contemporary romance series if you are looking for end of summer reading.

MicheleinPhilly These are the greatest titles ever. 😂 2y
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jmtrivera
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Mehso-so

Honestly, I'm a historical romance kind of girl, so this might not have been for me. I liked some of the snark, and I really enjoyed the subplot about Caroline's friends, but I felt like the book was a bit long for the amount of story. If that sounds confusing, check out the #EclecticReaders episode we did, where I explain a bit more: EclecticReaders.fireside.fm/38 . Glad I tried it though!

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Mc_cart_ny
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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I made zucchini bread today and I thought of Wallbanger! 😂 Don't worry, no one got frisky in the dough 😉🥒

#romantsy
#EclecticReaders

Beckys_Books I just finished this a couple days ago! 2y
Mc_cart_ny @Beckys_Books I hope you liked it! I thought it was such a fun book! 2y
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R.Lyn-Romance-Reads
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Just received Wallbanger and 180 Seconds in the mail today and am adding them to my August TBR.

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Leniverse
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Bailedbailed

This is a #blameitonLitsy that got curious about, saw in scribd but decided not to spend a credit on. I did laugh at some (intentionally) funny parts, but I don't see how there can still be 75% left of the book. I fear it will be mainly snark/outrage, girlfriend gossip, and fancy interior designs. I wish pink nighty girl would just buy some earplugs and some personal "toys" and get on with life.

Leniverse Also, when the MC starts personifying her body parts and emotions, plus seriously uses the phrase "I'm not like other girls/women", I'm rapidly losing interest. I guess I should know better. I don't like this genre. ? 2y
LaurenReads I love romance, but this def is not a good one. I thought it tried too hard, it felt forced. 2y
Leniverse @LaurenReads Right. So I didn't even pick a good one. 😂 Must stop falling for hype! 2y
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Merethebookgal
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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What puts you in a reading slump and how do you overcome it? Susan, Jeannette, and I discuss that topic and this Contemporary Romance on the newest episode of the #EclecticReaders #Podcast. You can subscribe on iTunes/Podcast apps under "Eclectic Readers," or listen on our website at eclecticreaders.fireside.fm/38

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EclecticReaders
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What puts you in a reading slump and how do you overcome it? We discuss that topic and this Contemporary Romance on the newest episode of the #EclecticReaders #Podcast. Subscribe to us on iTunes/Podcast apps under "Eclectic Readers," or listen on our website at eclecticreaders.fireside.fm/38 and let us know your thoughts!

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giveitupforlentmom
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Pickpick

Great cute romance!!! Don't be taken by the raunchy title!!!! It's totally sweet.

britt_brooke I thought this one was fun, too! Not my typical read but I enjoyed the heck out of it. 2y
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Natsinbookland
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Pickpick

The name of the book says it all doesn't it? Such a fun read...

#wallbanger #aliceclayton #naughtyneighbours

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Natsinbookland
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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What more could you want when a book starts this way.. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This book is total brain candy.. definition of naughty neighbours

#naughtyneighbours #aliceclayton #wallbangers

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giveitupforlentmom
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton

This is so cute!!!!

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giveitupforlentmom
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton

At the beach, totally reading this in book form. Watch um stare. He he he

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khooliha
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
Bailedbailed

There are too many books in the world to keep on with on that unironically uses "not like other girls/women."

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Mc_cart_ny
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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We're on vacation so I have no time to read, but last night I huddled on the bathroom floor to finish the #EclecticReaders book.

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Merethebookgal
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Mehso-so

Torn between Pick & So-So (giving it 3 ⭐️ on GR). Overall I felt like the story was dragged out, but I did like relationship that grew b/t Caroline & Simon & their banter. Some parts had me giggling & other parts rolling my eyes. The whole "missing O" thing was...I dunno, like, did she actually has some physical & psychological trauma that she wasn't dealing with? It was my 1st Romance, and I'll try some more, but probably try Historical next.

Owlizabeth I recommend Sarah MacLean for historical romance! 2y
Leelee08 Tessa Dare and Eva Leigh also write INCREDIBLE historical romances. 2y
The_Literary_Jedi This one was good, it was a pick for me 3 or 4 too. I second Sarah McLean. I haven't read any Tessa Dare or Eva Leigh though. You could also try @EloisaJames for Regency/Georgian era romances. Maya Banks has a couple set in the Scottish Highlands too. 2y
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NovelGirl82 I don't typically read romance, but I really like the Rocky Harbor series by @Mariannerice The first one is (edited) 2y
Mc_cart_ny Second the Tessa Dare rec! Also, @JuliaQuinn is great!! And if you wanted to look at more contemporary, I'm loving Mariana Zapata - Kulti is soso good!! 2y
jmtrivera I third @Leelee08 and @Mc_cart_ny on the Tessa Dare! 2y
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DelaneySinger
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Guess what I just got from my library Hold shelf 😍😍😍

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Merethebookgal
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Well, yeah, I do think it's a little soon, because Mimi's boyfriend is RYAN, not Neil! Sheesh, no one caught this?? Hopefully my library ebook is an old edition and it's since been corrected 🙄

britt_brooke Nice catch! 2y
Mc_cart_ny Haha, I have such a hard time keeping those two boys separate.... apparently the author did, too! 2y
Merethebookgal @Mc_cart_ny I know! I had to go back a few pages and make sure I wasn't the one mixing it up 😂 2y
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Mc_cart_ny
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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kim.guernsey
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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My stopwatch is ready to go for the #EclecticReadathon!!!

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JacintaMCarter
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Isn't this book kind of the definition of #NaughtyNeighbors? #SplashIntoSummerReads

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Merethebookgal
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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I'm excited to be reading my first #romance with the #EclecticReaders!

JennaRoot Good choice!! 2y
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julesG
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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KarenUK Perfect! 😂 2y
BibliophileMomma Good choice! 2y
Jess_Read_This 😂Great choice! Love it! 2y
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LaraReads 😉☺️😂 2y
Billypar Oh my... Happened to glance at this at work... Not easy keeping it together..😂 2y
Reecaspieces 😂😂😂so funny!!! 2y
AmandaL I loved this book! I have the rest of the series, but I haven't read any of the others yet. 2y
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EclecticReaders
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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The #EclecticReaders is reading its first Romance! We hope you'll read along with us and listen to the #podcast episode in July! #romantsy #romance #wallbanger #aliceclayton

melrailey I loved this one! 2y
CrinolineDream Loved it, made me lol several times! 😄 2y
EclecticReaders @melrailey @CrinolineDream That's great to hear! 😃 2y
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Mc_cart_ny
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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I got the new #EclecticReaders book this week! I actually read this one earlier this year and already love it, so I'm looking forward to reading​ it again!

#Romantsy
#Bookclub
#Bookgroup

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Leelee.reads
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Mehso-so

Sexy romances are my go-to when I need to decompress or I'm stressed or have just graded 100 essays and am braindead. This one started off great - snappy and funny and ridiculous in all the right ways, but changed tone and ended up as just ok. Haven't found a modern romance that beats The Hating Game yet. Let me know if you find one as good! In meantime I may stick with historical romance; @EloisaJames never disappoints.

drokka I always point to Kylie Scot's Stage Dive series (to start). Then Dive Bar is a spin-off. 2y
Hollie I loved The Hating Game also. Try 2y
EloisaJames Tho I adore your compliment -- 😘😘 -- have you tried Pretty Face? I loved it! (edited) 2y
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Leelee.reads @drokka @Hollie Thanks for the recommends! I'll check them out! 2y
Leelee.reads @EloisaJames I did read it and liked -but not loved- it. I live vicariously through these reads, and while I can apparently imagine myself a titled yet penniless aristocrat or a business savvy interior designer, I guess I had trouble imagining to be a drop dead gorgeous actress with a bombshell body 😄 2y
EloisaJames @Leelee.reads lol!! As a writer, I think myself into being a Duke and a butler and everyone else!! 2y
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SarahSaysRead
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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Ok I gotta quit this one. Her "lost O" is annoying me (girl, watch some porn or buy a vibrator, Jesus), the dialogue is awkward at best, and the dude so far is an ass. And I don't love the "girl needs to meet the One to come" premise. I'm out.

#badromance #notforme #DNF

CouronneDhiver That sounds terrible. 😂 2y
Alfoster 😂😂😂😂😳! 2y
AlaMich 🤣🤣🤣 2y
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SarahSaysRead
Wallbanger | Alice Clayton
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You guys what am I even reading?! LMAO

I was in the mood for brain candy and I think I got it. Some of the writing is kinda bugging me (she calls her orgasms her "O", which is just silly) but overall I think this is gonna be hilarious and maybe steamy. Have y'all read this book or author before?

#AliceClayton #sexmeows #contemporaryromance

susanw I've read a few from her, they are totally fun! 2y
BibliophileMomma I just choked on my Pepsi reading this. 😂😂 2y
Paula3 I love her! Nuts is a favorite too. 2y
Sarah83 I just read it. It's quite funny. 😉 2y
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