The purpose of being tough isn't to attack, but to protect. The purpose of being strong isn't to dominate, but to support. The purpose of having power is not to rule, but to serve.

(Continued)..." This is how the one percent does Disney."

I can't speak to what the NFL is like today. But the NFL I knew was like prison with money. That's exactly what it was. If you took the roster of any team I was on and you sent them to prison, in two months, they'd be running the place.

Part of proving that you're a real man is covering for dumb shit that other men want to do. One thing I've learned is that if there's a pack of four guys-- even four really good guys-- something stupid is probably going to go down.

I have to wonder then why Oklahomans would take pride in this term, enough so to have that be their nickname.

Airplane space (Continued)

(Continued)...they're selling you the same space to recline. So they're selling one space to two people.

I was loving this book until the author started to explore the topic of the comedians strike at the Comedy Store. From there, he dedicated about eighty percent of the book towards that topic, which is unfortunate because it's not particularly interesting.

Also, if you've lost a loved one to suicide, it might be best to avoid this particular book.

(Continued)...bits while yukking it up on Johnny's couch? Accident or not, that material would be gone forever: You could never use it again or audiences would think you stole it from him. That's why Kirchenbauer, Gallagher, and a few others decided they would no longer perform in front of Williams. If he was in the room, they wouldn't go on.

Gongoozler: A person who stares at activity on a canal. This highly specic word has since been broadened to mean any kind of idler or rubbernecker.