The Toilet Paper Thief
Where'd You Go, Toilet Paper
A Toilet Paper Calls
One Flew Over the Toilet Paper's Nest
@Eggs
#toiletpaperbooktitle
So this is from the Facebook page For Reading Addicts (a fun book-oriented page if you‘re on FB—
https://www.facebook.com/ForReadingAddicts/)
The game made me laugh, so I thought we could play here.
I‘ll start:
A Prayer for Toilet Paper
So when this coronapocalypse makes its way into our #historybooks , someone needs to use this image as the “See Figure 1” picture with a caption explaining the sudden disappearance of #toiletpaper underneath it.
It‘s late, but I couldn‘t resist sharing my favorite knick knack with you all. My toilet paper princess was my Grandmother‘s and when I was little, I thought it was the height of elegance and class! When my Grandmother passed it was the only thing of hers that I truly wanted to remember her by. My Dad had no idea that she was so important and had to dig her out of a trash pile for me. Some people just have no taste! 😂 #ManicMonday
Hahaha! At a state park today, and clearly the park rangers got tired of the “over or under” debate. 😂 #friyayintro #teamover
Since I am the underdog here during #TheGreatToiletPaperDebate ( @jesshowbooks look at what you started 😅) I decided that this picture speaks true! As long as you aren't on the bottom (like everyone in my household is 😤) i can live with that.
#overorunder #aslongasitsonthespinnything
New snarky socks from @FountainBookstore !
Perfect for me because I have interstitial cystitis. A sense of humor dulls the pain.
My husband was shopping and brought unicorn toilet paper. 🙈 (my daughter loves it, although -or maybe because- it doesn't sparkle)
So, dear #summersantagoespostal surprise me with anything but unicorn toilet paper. 😂😂😂
And before anyone asks, I did not take this picture while using the facility. I had to take it, because the DD wanted me to send a WhatsApp message to her grandparents showing off the most recent acquisition.
On New Year's Eve my iPhone jumped off the side in to the toilet- this is before I went out! I can't even blame alcohol! Needless to say I am now phoneless and the only three things I was desperate to get back were Litsy, Audible and my podcasts. According to my husband this makes me a very sad individual (he just doesn't understand how awesome we are 😉) I've missed you Littens! And my iPad finally has the app after a software upgrade!
I wanted to pop through the pages of this book and hand them all my money! Beautifully written, this is a story that will tug at your heart strings!
Death by Toilet Paper | 
