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You Suck
You Suck | Christopher Moore
48 posts | 118 read | 31 to read
Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.
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NataliePatalie
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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It took a very very long time to figure out how to stream this audio book to both mine and my husband's bluetooth ear buds at the same time 🥴

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SheilaChew
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Good morning, mortals. This book is so crazy and fun!

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SheilaChew
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Currently reading this stack. The top one is just so much fun. The next three are challenging me in very good ways. The bottom one is something I‘m looking forward to unpacking. #teachersoflitsy

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JackOBotts
You Suck | Christopher Moore
Mehso-so

Just finished my April #DoubleSpin - I think I would have enjoyed it more had I read the first book (Bloodsucking Fiends)...I didn‘t know this was a series 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

TheAromaofBooks Great progress!! And I hate it when it turns out a book is in a series but there isn't anything on the cover/blurb that indicates that!!! 7mo
RamsFan1963 I have this book, and I didnt know it was the 2nd book in a series when I bought it. 7mo
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JackOBotts @RamsFan1963 I think it‘s okay as a standalone, and Moore does give enough backstory to piece it all together, but I would recommend starting (& I wish I‘d started) with (edited) 7mo
JackOBotts @TheAromaofBooks thanks! 🙌🏼 Goodreads was the only way I found out. And I‘m glad I did, as it helped me rationalize some of my confusion. Definitely felt a little behind right out the gate. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 7mo
TheAromaofBooks If I was in charge of publishing books, they would all be required to have a list of the books in the series in the front pages, in order, with the book in your hands in bold print so everyone knows what is going on 😂 Although I'll admit that I'm a little obsessive about reading books in order! 7mo
JackOBotts @TheAromaofBooks let me know when you‘re hiring for your publishing company! 😆 I‘m right there with you! 7mo
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JackOBotts
You Suck | Christopher Moore

Just in from the library (🙌🏼), and I‘m realizing it‘s the 2nd book in a series (🤦🏻‍♀️). Not the way I usually approach things (🤷🏻‍♀️), but I‘m going to breathe through and carry on. 💜💜💜 Double Spin for April - let‘s go!

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JackOBotts
You Suck | Christopher Moore

My double spin for April may be bumped to a future date...the e-version I have is incomplete...🤷🏻‍♀️🤔 Just placed a hold through my library...and now I wait.

MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm Ugh, that certainly sucks. 😤 Hope your wait isn‘t long! 7mo
JackOBotts @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm What‘s funny (or ironic...or both) is that the title is the tagged (You Suck), and this situation is sucky, for the moment! 😉 could be worse! 🤷🏻‍♀️💜 7mo
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SpiderGoddess
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Is he ever not great? I've yet to read a book by Christopher Moore that I haven't loved.

#vampires #vampirenovel

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SpiderGoddess
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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This book is unbelievably quotable.... 🤣

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🤣🤣🤣 8mo
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RamsFan1963
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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I am posting one book per day from my extensive to-be-read collection. No description or reason for wanting to read the book. Some are old and some will be new. Don't judge me - I have a lot of books.
Day 236

#tbrmountain #bookbuyingdiet

audraelizabeth Please move all the christmas stuff and the popup cards that are in the breakroom, connie said shed take it or ask jason to leave it. 9mo
Zoes_Human Hem, I can‘t judge you yet. 😂🤷🏻 9mo
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faelinwolf
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Woot! Did pretty well with my #BookSpinBingo in December, but no bingo! 😕 But I did read both my #BookSpin & #DoubleSpin!

My #BookSpin was the tagged book. It was okay, but would have made more sense if I had read Bloodsucking Fiends first. I didn't find it as funny as I thought I would.

@TheAromaofBooks

TheAromaofBooks Yay!! Great month!! It's amazing how many books you can read without scoring a bingo! 😂 11mo
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writeropolis
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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faelinwolf
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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I almost didn't get my list in for #BookSpin, #DoubleSpin, & #BookSpinBingo! But here they are (with a really bad pic). I am so excited to see the bingo card tomorrow! Thanks @TheAromaofBooks for setting this up & letting us play!

TheAromaofBooks Woohoo!!! 1y
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BarbaraTheBibliophage
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Mehso-so

Well, this feels like an odd book to read and review during such an emotional week. But when I started it, I had no idea. It‘s the second book in a trilogy, so more of a transitional story than one with much forward movement. That frustrated me. But if you‘re looking for an ironic, sarcastic, somewhat silly vampire story, this is a fun series.

Full review http://www.TheBibliophage.com
#thebibliophage2020 #doublespin (May) #bookspin

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BarbaraTheBibliophage
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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It‘s safer to read a vampire book in the mid morning, whilst outside in my garden. Right? All the undead creatures are sleeping ...

p.s. So glad I moved my reading chair into the shade this year.

vlwelser Lol. I'm not sure that one's really too scary. 2y
BarbaraTheBibliophage @vlwelser No, definitely not. If it did scare me, this would definitely be the way to manage that. 🤣🤣 2y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa I have that one sitting on my to-read shelf too! Enjoy your fun read in the shade, it sure got hot fast, after all those cool days. I love those yellow/mauve irises, it‘s a great color combo. 💙 2y
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BarbaraTheBibliophage @Riveted_Reader_Melissa Thanks—I did stay for a while. Hoping to get in the daily habit, while I still can. Definitely too hot later in the day—already! Those are my second favorite irises in my “collection.” Now that I have a black / purple, that‘s at the top of the list. 🖤💜 2y
Cathythoughts Such a Lovely reading spot ❤️ 2y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa @BarbaraTheBibliophage We have purple, an all deep purple and 2 tone purple in my yard. 2y
BarbaraTheBibliophage @Riveted_Reader_Melissa Sounds lovely! I can send you a rhizome of the yellow / mauve at the end of the season if you want. We have to divide this year! 2y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa @BarbaraTheBibliophage That would be wonderful! If you don‘t mind, yes please. 2y
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bookishbitch
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Bailedbailed

I started listening to this and didn't get very far before the author made a rape joke and I just noped right the hell out of there. If that is what passes as his humor I didn't need to hear one word more. Having sex with someone while they aren't conscious is not acceptable. Yes it is a work of fiction, but this is what normalizing rape looks like. I mean, would you want your son thinking that is ok? I sure don't. Just my 2 cents.

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janeycanuck
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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My favourite vampire series (“Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story” not pictured...)

#fallisbooked

BookNAround I love Christopher Moore and really like these even though I‘m usually too cowardly to read vampire books. 2y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🧛🏻‍♂️🖤 2y
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SheilaChew
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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I cannot go into a bookstore and NOT buy a book....or five.... The Bookman, Orange, California. 💚📚

KathyWheeler I liked True Colors and loved You Suck. Bloodsucking Fiends is the first in that series, then You Suck, then Bite Me. (edited) 3y
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PaperbackPirate
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Pickpick

I chose this book for my Monthly Keyword Reading Challenge not realizing I should have started with Bloodsucking Fiends. Didn‘t matter. I was able to follow along with the story & I still found it hysterical. I think I‘ll read the first book anyway & I‘ll be reading Bite Me for sure.
I also chose it bc I went to San Francisco. Some of it takes place in a SF Safeway so I was sure to take its picture in there. Too bad I forgot the dust jacket.

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SW-T
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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You Suck
Jane Yolan and William Butler Yeats
Young Frankenstein
Yogurt

#ManicMonday #LetterY @JoScho

JoScho 💜💜💜 3y
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Purrsistently
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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I did a blind date with a book swap! This one was listed as:
“Bizarre
Blood curdling
A little raunchy
Funny but a little gross
A love story
One rule... must love Vampires!!!”

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JazzyBanks
You Suck | Christopher Moore
Pickpick

You Suck was hilarious and it was an awesome sequel to its predecessor Bloodsucking Fiends!! I can‘t wait to reread the third book and finally understand the backstory. Funny story I was given Bite Me as a bday gift from my mom not knowing it was the third book in a series. Despite not knowing half the time what the hell was going on I still really enjoyed it 🤣🤣🤣.

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InBooksILive
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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This one finally came in the mail today! So excited its signed by Moore 😊 had to pay a little extra but totally worth it!

Sorceress_Of_Books Loved this book! Christopher Moore is one of my favorite authors! 3y
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GinEyre22
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Current status of#LitsyAtoZ
3 to go!

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Gezemice
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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"You bitch, you killed me! You suck!"

My favorite #firstsentence. Sets the tone, all right. ?

GypsyKat 😂 4y
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Mommamanzi
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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This photo ended in "oh poopy sticks, don't tell your dad" hahaha #uncannyoctober #garish

emilyhaldi Great photo!! 🌈 4y
UwannaPublishme 😁👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 4y
[DELETED] 3803335244 ❤️❤️😃 4y
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janeycanuck
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Only Christopher Moore can name books "Bite Me" and "You Suck" and subtitle them both with "A Love Story" and not have it seem odd. #Teeth are a pretty important component of both these books!

#junebookbugs

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BeckyWithTheGoodBooks
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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You can bet on #funfunfun if you've got a Christopher Moore novel in your hands. And he looks like a fun guy to hang with too! #rockinmay

Cinfhen Agreed!!! 4y
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WeeWeegieBookworm
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Pretty pleased with myself. February was a good month :)

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candyflossramparts
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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#RainbowBookStack #Riotgrams I'm loving this prompt! 🌈

kspenmoll 🌈😍 5y
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TheNextBook
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Did you ask for a #love story? I've got two! And they are hilariously disturbing! If you aren't a Christopher Moore fan then you should be. I favor his earlier work.

Happy Valentines Day!

Lola I loved Sacre Bleu and I hear it isn't close his best. Can't wait to read more Moore 😛 5y
TheNextBook @Lola My favorites are Lamb and A Dirty Job! Love them! 5y
Lola @TheNextBook Ok, that fantastic to hear because I own both! (Kindle deals at some point) 5y
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Abby-J I love Christopher Moore. ❤️️ 5y
TheNextBook @Abby-J His comedic timing is amazing! 5y
Seekingtardis Oh gosh, he is wonderful. I love all his books, just fun wonderful reads!! I especially love Lamb I cried through the whole thing!! 😂😂😂 5y
Gayan I love him and this trilogy! 5y
TheNextBook @Seekingtardis I was dying laughing the entire time with Lamb! It was so damn original and hilarious! 5y
TheNextBook @Gayan I need to read the last one! And I need to read the sequel to A Dirty Job! 5y
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WeeWeegieBookworm
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Pickpick

Fired through this on my day off. Not as good as the first but still fun and enjoyable. On to the final book in the trilogy :)

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WeeWeegieBookworm
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Currently reading: You Suck by Christopher Moore.
Need sometime lighthearted before heading to work :)

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raresquarebear
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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When you wake up and all of a sudden you're a vampire. 😂

Christopher Moore never ceases to crack me up.

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Crewgurl
You Suck | Christopher Moore
Panpan

I just didn't get it. It wasn't funny or engaging and the characters were awful. I'm clearly missing something, but I won't be delving any further to find it. #litsyAtoZ #letterY

BookishMarginalia 👍🏼 5y
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Crewgurl
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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I'm really struggling to get through this one. So far it's living up to its title... #litsyAtoZ #letterY

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McFarchie
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Pickpick

Another solid Christopher Moore gem ❤️

acc5446 love Christopher Moore! excellent choice ❤️📚 5y
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McFarchie
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Really loving this book 📖

Suet624 Love Christopher Moore. 5y
ApoptyGina69 I love Christopher Moore too! Although, I can't see the name "Jody" without thinking of the creepy imaginary pig friend of the little girl in 5y
flip58 I loved Tommy and was so happy when he brought the characters back. 5y
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McFarchie
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😹😹😹

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McFarchie
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Need my dose of Christopher Moore ❤️

BeckyRoy @McFarchie I think I'm going to break out The Stupidest Angel 😇 pretty soon. Get me in the Christmas 🎄 spirit. 5y
vivastory @BeckyRoy The Stupidest Angel is on my Xmas TBR, along with Joe Hill's "Nos4a2." 5y
flip58 I love Christopher Moore 5y
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deniselynn I have read almost every one of Moore's books! He makes me 😂 so hard I cry & almost pee my pants! Island of the Sequined Love Nun is one of my faves, but they're all so good!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 5y
Leslie He writes like an English major on crack! 5y
manifestsanity What's your favorite Moore? Something good to start with... 5y
McFarchie @manifestsanity A Dirty Job is a great starting point 5y
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BarbaraTheBibliophage
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Gathering my blue books for the #novemberland photo challenge today. #day9 #bluebooks 💙💙💙

BekahB I love your troll figure! 😀 5y
BarbaraTheBibliophage @BekahB Thanks. He brings a little happiness into my life! 5y
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eva_lution
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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Pickpick

Thoroughly entertaining and extremely wry and funny... I have enjoyed many of Christopher Moore's books and this is my pick for #booktober "Supernatural Beings." I had difficulty with this one because I didn't want to have to return to Discworld... I don't read a huge amount of things that would qualify.

JonathanDunne I haven't read anything by him yet but I think it's time 5y
eva_lution @JonathanDunne Good decision. :) 5y
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That-Bookish-Hiker
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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😊

BeththeBookDragon 🤘🏻 5y
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carys14
You Suck | Christopher Moore
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One of the #bestsidekicks has to be Abby Normal in Christopher Moore's vampire series, A Love Story!

Susan Bennett narrates the audiobook and does a perfect job with Abby.

#octoberphotochallenge

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Julsmarshall
You Suck | Christopher Moore
Bailedbailed

Just couldn't hang. Drug on forever and halfway through, I'm just done. I may have just come late to the party but it seemed dated and juvenile. I will try another one of his later, maybe just not the right time for me.

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Julsmarshall
You Suck | Christopher Moore

Wicked fun so far-

That-Bookish-Hiker Love Christopher Moore. His books always have me laughing. 5y
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SarahSaysRead
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I love Christopher Moore books. For some reason, this is one of the lines that has stayed with me.

#vampireladies #greatquotes #somethingforsept #septphotochallenge

InkAndCoffee Love love his books! 5y
Gezemice He is awesome. ❤️ 5y
TriniCapini Coffee solves all problems. Well, many. 5y
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Grimlock
You Suck | Christopher Moore

Ugh. The manager at AMC was so dismissive and rude and unwilling to try to fix my issue. To you, manager, you suck! Also I have a stress migraine. Gone use some Vision therapy. All-New, All-Different Avengers, here I come!

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Gezemice
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My various shelves throughout the house. We have two more but they have kids books and hobby books.
A lot are double-shelved, and there are books behind the doors, too!

#shelfie #24in48

Em890 I wish I had room for so many bookshelves 5y
QuoteQueen 😍 5y
Gezemice @Em890 We ran out of room so I use the library nowadays. 5y
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ElizabethAndino Had to put my bookshelves away to make room for baby. Cried the whole time. 😢😢😢 5y
Gezemice @ElizabethAndino That's a great reason, though. Baby takes precedence! 5y
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