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Artemis Fowl Book 1 (Promotional Edition)
Artemis Fowl Book 1 (Promotional Edition) | Eoin Colfer
When a twelve-year-old evil genius tries to restore his family fortune by capturing a fairy and demanding a ransom in gold, the fairies fight back with magic, technology, and a particularly nasty troll.
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ImperfectCJ
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This one is actually more so-so, but I graded it on a curve because my students like it. I couldn't quite get past a 12-year-old boy named after a Greek goddess. I can't figure out what his parents (and grandparents) were thinking. Did they just not want to name him Apollo? I mean, Artemis the goddess is awesome, but it seems a bold statement to give the name to your son. The fairy stuff is cool, though, and I love the kleptomaniac dwarf.

Kenyazero This series grows considerably after the first book. It‘s still very middle grade, but just so much fun in the absolute absurdity! 7mo
ju.ca.no I loved it as a child😅 maybe I should reread it🤔 7mo
Larkken This series is GREAT on audiobook. For a long time it was my husband and mys choice for road-trips, and he usually doesn‘t care much for mg fantasy! 7mo
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AshRaye
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Mehso-so

I really enjoyed the beginning of the story, but toward the end, it started to lose me. It was entertaining, but not something I absolutely loved. I will probably continue the series just to see what else happens, but I'm expecting them to be just okay reads for me.

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eol
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Pickpick

This was a nostalgic reread. I don‘t do those often, but I needed something fun, fast, and full of sparkling magic. A villainous child MC is a cherry on top. It lost nothing of its luster on the second read.

It‘s so sad this one didn‘t get a decent adaptation. (Let‘s pretend the THING Disney made doesn‘t exist, okay?) It‘s simply asking for it. Well, maybe someday—in life, one needs hope.

4/5

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ElleMNOpe
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Totally blown away. I liked this a lot more than I expected. Super fast-paced & intriguing with great characters & a fun storyline. Hilarious banter. Highly entertaining. A perfect middle grade read for adventure seekers who love whimsical fantasy. A well-crafted story that is fun from start to finish. Super excited to see where the series goes. This was one of those books that I wish was about twice as long because I couldn't get enough.

Karisimo I also liked this one better than I expected! 1y
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rileydenney

“All magic has a price.”

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rileydenney
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer

I wonder how similar Artemis Fowl is to other speculative fiction series.

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rileydenney
Pickpick

Artemis Fowl is a series of fantasy novels that follows a girl who finds an alternate word below ground with magical fairies and more. The series encompasses speculative fiction as it has unrealistic details and magical elements.

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Daisey
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer
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I‘m rereading this fun book and making some notes with plans to read it with a new group of 6th graders this fall.

#Reread #MiddleGrade #TeachersOfLitsy #MsDsLibrary #ReadAndEat

JazzFeathers I read it such a long time ago. I remember having a hard time getting into it, but when it clocked, l adored it. 2y
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peanutnine
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView
Thanks for the tag @WJCintron ☺️

1. I don't know that I've read many to be honest, but I have liked the ones I've come across

2. The Artemis Fowl books were a favorite of mine when I was younger

Tagging anyone who hasn't played yet and wishes to 💕✨

WJCintron 🥰 I think my son read that series.😃 2y
TheSpineView Great series! Thanks for playing! 2y
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ahoffkosik
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On today‘s episode of my book podcast, the conversation about Artemis Fowl covers fairy lore, antiheroes, bathroom humor, racism in fantasy, office politics, law enforcement in literature, boy geniuses, and Santa Claus. Does the book hold up to my memories of it from childhood? Listen at the link in my bio to find out! ✨

BookmarkTavern Great episode! I have a very visceral memory of hiding under my quilt with a copy of this book, a pencil, and a flashlight trying to decode the bottom text. 😂 I think I still have it buried somewhere. 2y
ahoffkosik @ozma.of.oz thank you for listening! I love that memory you shared. Those hiding-under-the-quilt books really are the best. 2y
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mjtwo
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Bailedbailed

18-23 Jan 2022 (audiobook)
We listened to approximately 30 minutes. I quite enjoyed but Beatrix could not follow what was happening. We tried listening to the first 10 minutes again today she still did not know what was happening. So we bailed and started Doctor Dolittle, which was a resounding success. Polly read this a few years ago and enjoyed it but it is a bit beyond my well-read 6 year old‘s comprehension.

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Toughangelbooks
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Bailedbailed

Had to DNF. Felt like I was going 3-5 steps forward, then pushed back 10 steps for details that really didn't need to be there.

May try again in the future. But DNF for right now.

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Ladygodiva7
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freeatlast1137
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Artemis, a young boy, wanting to gain control of his family‘s business again, decides to capture a fairy.

I got this book many years ago for a birthday present and I loved it. It is a good JF story. What I don‘t recommend is watching the movie. It destroyed the essence of what made the book so great and a good read for me even as an adult.

Texreader That‘s how I felt about the recent movie made from A Wrinkle in Time. It was horrible 3y
freeatlast1137 @Texreader agreed, that is another book Disney destroyed. They focus so much on the settings instead of what makes the books great. If they focused more on the plot, building the character, then the visuals would fall into place naturally. 3y
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thegirlwiththelibrarybag
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I was down a rabbit hole, reading an article about traditionally published authors who started off writing fan fiction... and this was just one of the links at the bottom.

What a concept.

Edited to add : did not mean to add this under this book (I was going for untitled/unknown)

Prairiegirl_reading 🤣🤣🤣 3y
hannah-leeloo Haha love this 🤣😂🤣 3y
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thegirlwiththelibrarybag
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Living for this book meme trend...

LibrarianRyan Love this series. Really need to read the last two books. 3y
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thegirlwiththelibrarybag
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When I tell you I was chuffed that I worked out what book this was before I got to the tags... 😁😆

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Allylu
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In honor of St. Patrick‘s Day and my Irish heritage, I read Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer. I didn‘t know what to expect, but I was very happy to read it. Exciting adventures, leprechauns, goblins, fairies and dwarves! And cunning Artemis who is only 12! I hear there are more of these books. I plan to check them out. #100YEARS100BOOKS #BookSpinBingo #20 (I got a Bingo!) #BFC21 #SERIES2021 #MGMarch #MarvellousMarch

TheSpineView 👍📖📚 3y
TheAromaofBooks Woohoo!! 3y
Andrew65 Great 👏👏👏 3y
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mdemanatee
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I have been posting a lot lately about exciting adaptations. If you want to see me slightly lose my mind over a bad page to screen translation, I try to talk through finally finishing the Artemis Fowl movie. https://youtu.be/hkpDa9wtiE4

Mrs_B You did better than me. I only made it halfway. 3y
mdemanatee @Mrs_B I did partial when it first dropped and nope‘d out pretty quick but then was like “surely it wasn‘t THAT bad”. I was wrong. You probably made the better choice 😂 (edited) 3y
Mrs_B It‘s just so disappointing!!! 3y
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mdemanatee @Mrs_B Agreed! After 19 years you make peace with the fact that it just isn‘t going to happen. So..for it to happen and for it to be this? 3y
LibrarianRyan I only finished it because the kids. And they hadn't read the book so they didn't understand how truely bad it was. 3y
mdemanatee @LibrarianRyan how did they react? I struggled to figure out if it would even appeal to children. 3y
BookmarkTavern I wanted to bail, but my nibling was really enjoying it. I was just so frustrated throughout the whole thing. 3y
mdemanatee @ozma.of.oz good to hear someone was enjoying it! Especially as I was struggling to figure out if it would hold a wee one‘s attention. So much of the movie just feels so, so inactive. 3y
LibrarianRyan @mdemanatee They liked it. So did my brother. I sent the oldest home with the book. He now hates the movie. But he had the same reaction to Percy Jackson after i made him read the book and he has loved that movie since he was 3. 3y
mdemanatee @LibrarianRyan ooohhh that‘s interesting! 3y
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Valhalla
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer
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Half way through may finish today

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Matthew Warf
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer
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This book is a fantasy story about a kid named Artemis Fowl, who has tricked a drunken fairy into giving him all of the fairy secrets in one book. Including the main secret that tells us where all the fairies' gold is and where they are able to regain all their magic, this will cause the climax. Artemis and his butler went to the area where the magic gets regained.

Matthew Warf One of the main characters is Captain Holly Short she got kidnapped by Artemis Fowl due to her loss of magic. She had a tracker on her helmet and Artemis took it and threw it onto a beast at the docs. To make LEP Holly's job doesn't track them. Artemis Fowl is told in third person as shows everyone‘s wants, thoughts and also shows their problems. One theme in this novel is about greed, this theme is shown when Artemis goes to the fairy to get the: (edited) 4y
Matthew Warf book full of secrets and the secrets show where all the fairies' gold is hidden. Artemis took advantage of a drunken fairy. Therefore greed is present at that part of the story.
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Matthew Warf If you like books that contains action and fantasy this book is for you. 4y
MissYaremcio Great review Matthew! If you like this book, you'll be happy to hear that this is the beginning of a series! 6/6 4y
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keys_on_fire
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer
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Finished this late last night!
#bookspinbingo - square 15

This is about a 12 year old criminal mastermind who wants to steal something precious from the fairies. Lots of intrigue, adventure, fantasy and action! I thought it was a tad on the dark side for something with a 12 year old lead. Definitely fun and absorbing read for me, and I even started decoding the Gnommish language that lines each page! 🤓
Now to watch the movie!
@TheAromaofBooks

TheAromaofBooks I've always meant to read this series but never have gotten to it! 4y
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keys_on_fire
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Beginning this tonight, and excited if I can finish it before bed! My work book club decided we needed to read lighter selections during summer quarantine 🤓
This seemed appropriate with the 🎥 having just been released! If I can get this done tonight, I may have to watch that tomorrow and pop some 🍿 too!

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LazyLimaLife
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer
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I had to re-read it after Disney tossed it in the dumpster, doused it with gasoline and chucked in a lit flame thrower. The book is always better. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Shay1097
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer

“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”

“I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.”

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Shay1097
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Pickpick

This was a super fun, easy quick read! I think this is a super well written middle grade book! It is interesting and fast paced and the material is super interesting! Eoin Colfer is an exceptional writer and I can't wait to read more book by him!

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SaunteringVaguelyDownwards
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Didn't know I would get summer classes when I signed up for #SummerFun, so I'm way behind!

Reread Artemis Fowl as my first "relaxing" book since my dissertation for the Old Favorite, which turned into rereading the whole series -- though I've now hit the books he wrote after I stopped keeping track, so that's fun! Conflicted on whether to watch the movie while we have Disney+ since I visualize the book so well!

@4thhouseontheleft @StayCurious

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katy4peas
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New audiobook to squeeze in before my next regency read. Need something quick and different so it doesn‘t all blend into my head as one story. Starting S&S and Sea Monsters in print tonight and still waiting for Evalina to arrive. I don‘t think it has even left the warehouse yet... And I ordered it a week ago. 😠🤷🏼‍♀️ ah well. Guess that is the beauty of the TBR pile!? 📚📚

MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm These situations are exactly what I bring up when the hubby tells me I have enough books at home. 😅😈 4y
katy4peas @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm haha never!❤️📚 4y
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Powered_By_Plants
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This was one of the recommended reads to my son from his English tutor . When I found out Disney had made a movie I jumped in too!
Book 1 of the series where we meet 12 year old genius Artemis Fowl , mastermind criminal who infiltrates the secret fairy world. Leprechaun‘s , alcoholic sprites , magic and trolls.
Good fun! Look forward to watching the movie and reading another in the series ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Mrs_B Be warned the movie is not great. But the second in the series is awesome! 4y
Powered_By_Plants @Mrs_B I just read some reviews 😣 what a shame! Hate it when they do that . The golden compass was another 🙄 although redeemed themselves with the series. Thank you will be putting that on my TBR stack 📚 4y
LibrarianRyan The movie is so bad and so not like the book. 4y
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Oldschool_millenial
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Dominic Noble's review of the Artemis Fowl adaptation is up for the rest of the world. Join in the cathartic fuming if you like. (Warning: cursing is not censored)
#lostinadaptation

https://youtu.be/b88EfKm-V7k

LibrarianRyan My dad did not understand why i hate this movie. He and mom were watching it last night and loving it. I'm like HOW????? 4y
Oldschool_millenial @LibrarianRyan Clearly they have no idea what the book was about. At least we got this video (and his previous Artemis Fowl video) to pick it apart and show others. 4y
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Oldschool_millenial
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Hey Littens! I wanted to share this lovely person's channel with you all! His main specialty is reviewing adaptations with his series Lost in Adaptation. Most recently: he read Artemis Fowl and made movie predictions, and now and he's got another video coming out soon reviewing the movie (I already saw the video b/c patreons see videos earlier. Spoiler: the movie SUCKS!)
#lostinadaptation

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPtiXdv7RoU8IkrJeNY73qw

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hes7
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I‘m only a half hour into it, but this movie is just bad. Completely butchering one of my favorite series. ☹️

DGRachel I was tempted to check it out. Thanks for saving me the trouble! 4y
Mrs_B It‘s awful. I do not recommend. So massively disappointed. 4y
JazzFeathers Noooooo! 4y
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LibrarianRyan I know!!!!!!! I was watching it with the nephews and kept yelling at the TV 4y
thebacklistbook Now I have to see just how bad it is. 4y
Powered_By_Plants Oh nooo Iv just finished reading the book ready for the movie now . What a shame 😟 4y
SnehaReads I haven't seen the movie but I saw the trailer and hated it! 4y
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Mrs_B
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The book is amazing. So clever with fantastic characters.
The film is truly awful. Not true to the world at all. The dialogue is patronising. The whole thing is so flat. Gave up after an hour of watching it. What a massive disappointment.
Should have re-read the book instead. 😞

Sace I haven't read the book (yet.) I'll definitely skip the movie. Hubs and I almost watched it last night. He heard it was bad. 4y
Heideschrampf Yeah, i heard only bad things so far. Thanks for the warning 4y
Mrs_B @Sace I can highly recommend the first book - it‘s brilliant. But you‘re right to skip true film. 4y
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Mrs_B @Heideschrampf I had hoped it was a case of reviewers who hadn‘t read the books not quite getting it. It‘s not. It‘s just so disappointing. Half of it doesn‘t even make sense. 4y
Butterfinger I was disappointed too. The only thing I liked was Olaf dislocating his jaw, but I thought Josh Gad was miscast. It has been close to 20 years since I read it so I thought it was my forgetfulness. 4y
LibrarianRyan This truely sucked. The boys got annoyed I kept yelling at the TV. 4y
Mrs_B @LibrarianRyan I don‘t even understand how they could make it THAT BAD. 4y
LibrarianRyan @Mrs_B I know. Colfer must have had no say. 4y
Mrs_B @LibrarianRyan he must be gutted 4y
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SoManyBooksNotEnoughTime
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer
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"??? ?? ??????? ??? ?????? ??? ??????? ?? ??? ???? ?????? ??????'? ??? ????? ???? ??????, ???? ??????????."⁣

The first book in the bestselling series by Eoin Colfer. I have been meaning to read this for years. The movie adaptation was released today on Disney+. I had a lot of fun with the book so I purchased the rest of the series (all $0.99 on ebook right now).

thegirlwiththelibrarybag Ooh! I remember reading the first few when they came out and then missing the rest because I probably thought I was too grown up for them (or something equally wild 😂) have just purchased the set - thanks for letting us know they are currently on sale! 4y
SoManyBooksNotEnoughTime @thegirlwiththelibrarybag absolutely! glad to help 🙂 4y
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Koffeejazzandbooks
Artemis Fowl | Eoin Colfer

Bookish pet peeve #1 when the movie is NOTHING like the book 😐

LibrarianRyan I am so scared to watch this. I saw the previews and about cried. I'm preparing to be heartbroken. 4y
Koffeejazzandbooks It wasn‘t a bad movie...just a lot of differences 4y
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Bookishlie
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My library hall today:)

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Koffeejazzandbooks
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Pickpick

Figured I‘d check this out before watching it

Powered_By_Plants I had the same thoughts so Currently reading this with my son and loving it so far 🥰 4y
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OnceUponAWord
Pickpick

A childhood classic that was still a refreshing and new world to discover, and right before the movie airs! This book reminded me of what it felt like to be a young reader, discovering the possibilities of protagonists and anti heroes who were my age at the time of first reading it! It was an unexpected pleasure to experience that again!

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Mandigolightly
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Currently reading...this is the bedtime book I‘m reading with my 10 year old

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coffees
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Oops, forgot to post the review! Still as interesting as the first time I read it, it's clearly written for a #middlegrade audience but you could say the themes span a wider age range so it kept my interest (kidnapping, gold, mind games). I can still see why I fell for Artemis, it was awesome to remeet Holly, and wow Butler is so cool! Onto the next book! Huh where did it go?! #fantasy #faeries

Kenyazero Oh no I hope you find it! 😱 4y
coffees @Kenyazero not yet :( actually I think I might have put it into a donation box thats taped up rather well, idk if i want to go through the trouble of opening it O(-( mathe I'll buy another copy later........ hmmm 4y
Kenyazero @crimson613 That works too! 4y
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coffees
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I've been in a rereading mood lately! Artemis was my favorite character and I even adopted his name as my user for years because I thought he was super cool, let's see if that's still the case 😉 #fantasy #middlegrade #faeries #evilboygenius

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Oldschool_millenial
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Oh boy. I'm a newcomer who hasn't read all the books and I can see from the latest trailer that Disney messed it up. Unfortunately, I'm a sucker for eye-candy and, of course, it has that. Cue the what-could-have-been lament.

LibrarianRyan I know I know. I waited for so long for this movie and then I saw the trailer and wanted to cry. I‘ll still watch it but ughhhhhhhhhh 4y
Oldschool_millenial @LibrarianRyan When I read the movie synopsis after the initial teasers I thought “Ok, this is going to be a condensed mashup of the first two books. Solid move; it can stand on it's own but could be open for a follow-up.“ NOPE the setup for that arc is different and the relationships are different! (edited) 4y
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TracyReadsBooks
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I missed this news when it first came out...Disney has decided against a theatrical release for the movie and will instead premiere it on Disney+ in June. I enjoyed this fun middle grade series and will definitely check out the movie. In fact, I see a family movie night in our future!

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zelmi
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Anyone want to rant about the new Disney Artemis Fowl trailer?

I personally CANNOT believe what they‘ve turned Artemis into. A wide-eyed child surprised and scared at every turn? Every single character seems to have been severely changed.

The link to the trailer for whoever hasn‘t seen it yet:
https://youtu.be/fl2r3Fwxz_o

LibrarianRyan This trailer pissed me off so much. So so so much. And they kept refining and doing reshoots so I have no hope for this. 4y
zelmi @LibrarianRyan right! I‘ve been waiting for this. They literally could‘ve changed the names and called it a completely new story, it‘s so inaccurate. 4y
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thepostman96
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The good thing about the library being closed to the public is that I get to listen to audiobooks at work ☺️ But I‘m definitely ready for things to go back to normal.

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korakisaros

Just finished reading it for the second time!

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hes7
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https://youtu.be/rQnjA3dQ0Sk

It seems like the movie will be even less like the book than I expected, and now, I‘m super bummed.

AmyK1 I hate it when that happens 😞 4y
LibrarianRyan NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can they do that horrible preview to that wonderful book. They have changed so much. his father was not part of some secret operation. And there was never an agreement.... he was forging those things.

I know I will see this movie, but I may need to go to an incredibly late show so i can yell at the screen!
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hes7 @LibrarianRyan It‘s ridiculous. 🤬😭 An Artemis-Fowl-loving friend and I have been complaining all morning. I‘m questioning whether I want to even pay to see it now. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 4y
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Mrs_B Nooooooooooo Artemis Fowl is an amazing book. How can they mess it up so badly?!? 4y
tracey38 If they're going to completely change so many main points of the story, just make it a different movie, not tied to the book! This is for any movie they do this to. I hate when they do this to good books. 4y
Oldschool_millenial Hello, newcomer to the series, I've read up to Eternity Code. Good GOD if you're going to alter the source material at least stay true to the characters!! 4y
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