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So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know
So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know | Retta
In her hilarious book of essays, Parks and Recreation star Retta shares the stories that led to her success in Hollywood. In So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know, Parks and Recreation star Retta takes us on her not-so-meteoric rise from roaches to riches (well, rich enough that she can buy $15,000 designer handbags yet scared enough to know she’s always a heartbeat away from ramen with American cheese). Throwing her hard-working Liberian parents for a loop, Retta abandons her plan to attend med school after graduating Duke University to move to Hollywood to star in her own sitcom—like her comedy heroes Lucille Ball and Roseanne. Say what? Word. Turns out Retta might actually be on to something. After winning Comedy Central’s stand-up competition, she should be ready for prime time—but a fear of success derails her biggest dream. Whether reminiscing about her days as a contract chemist at GlaxoSmithKline, telling “dirty” jokes to Mormons, feeling like the odd man out on Parks, fending off racist trolls on Twitter, flirting with Michael Fassbender, or expertly stalking the cast of "Hamilton," Retta’s unique voice and refreshing honesty will make you laugh, cry, and laugh so hard you’ll cry. Her eponymous sitcom might not have happened yet, but by the end of So Close to Being the Sh*t, you’ll be rooting for Retta to be the next one-named wonder to take over your television. And she just might inspire you to reach for the stars, too.
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BeaG
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Typical memoir, but her stories were funny. I had the audiobook and listened and laughed in one sitting.

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RebL
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So grateful to Retta for helping me beautify & shade this ugly as sin & hot as balls area of my desert home.

BeaG I just downloaded this one. 3w
RebL @BeaG It‘s fun and affirming. I enjoyed it. 3w
BeaG @RebL I agree. I'm on Chapter 6 already. 3w
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TrishB I nearly did this one 👍🏻 4w
Cinfhen I love this title!!!! 😂 (edited) 4w
rohit-sawant Haha, nice! 4w
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triplem80
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I have just become the person who reads (a physical book) while they're in a restaurant. And that's cool with me.

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gradcat
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Jules7
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So, I‘m trying to “read” three books at a time...one Audible, one print, and one Kindle. I‘m enjoying this listen (read by the author), and appreciate her no nonsense, no drama approach to life, and that she doesn‘t take herself too seriously. Enjoyable story time!

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LibLib
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OH MY GOODNESS YESSSSS! This audio book read by Retta was absolutely amazing! If you've ever watched Parks and Recreation, she brings every bit of her personality to this book and it is hilarious. She is so down to earth and I definitely feel I'd be a complete fan girl if I ever saw her. The three week wait to listen to this was worth every second. #love #funny #audiobook #shesthebest #treatyoself #favorite #fivestars

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lowellette
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Hilarious! Especially her hockey adventures.

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LibraryLovingMommy
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Truly laugh-out-loud funny. Nothing can compare to the audio version! Borrowed the book just to look at the pictures included (worth it) but hearing her words in her voice with her infectious laughter is definitely the way to go. Love that it feels like you are just friends chatting. Includes a few, but not too many, behind-the-scenes Parks & Rec details.

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alvingregorio
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*In Jon Hamm‘s voice* REEEEETTTAAAAA! I liked Retta from Parks and Rec, but knew her only as much as the show let out. This memoir felt so humble, intimate, and so down-to-earth that I feel like she‘s one of my good friends. I listened to the audiobook (recommended) which added another layer of closeness, like we were chatting on the phone.

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elisebarker
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I loved Retta on Parks and Rec, so I had to read this book! It was a pick, but there were some chapters I could have done without... they were just too slow. Otherwise, I learned a lot about her and the show!

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alvingregorio
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...yo self! I'm dying! This is hilarious!

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LouBeth
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I listened to the audio book but some of this was so good that I had to check out the ebook also just so that I could share it with you guys and my family.

gradcat I absolutely worship Retta! Such a goddess!! (edited) 7mo
CatLass007 That‘s great about meeting Idris Elba. I felt the same way when I met Michael Warren of Hill Street Blues. I think I babbled. A lot. 7mo
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sammisho
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Retta reminds me of a favorite aunt, the one that gives awesome boy advice, knows the best places to shop, and always has bail money.
This audio was funny, and charming. I loved Retta as Donna on Parks and Rec, but now I adore her as a person.
#treatyoself

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sammisho
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#audiobaking Friendsgiving Brunch edition. Cinnamon rolls and sour dough french toast casserole.
I hosted my best friends, including @LoverofLit, for our annual Friendsgiving. It is one of my most favorite holiday traditions.

Daisey ❤️ this! 7mo
tpixie That looks so delicious 😋 7mo
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HeatherBlue
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Day off from school due to power outages calls for a new audiobook!

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Bookjunkie57
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Bookjunkie57
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1. Breast Cancer Awareness fundraiser took over my weekend but it was a huge success. We raised almost $1000 between sales and donations. #FightLikeAGirl
2. At work avoiding working.
3. Tagged. So funny.
4. The Dr Pepper you see sitting on my desk (at work 😉)
5. Errrr... food. Lol

#HumpDayPost . @MinDea

MinDea That's awesome! Great job!!!! 8mo
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SandraG
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Retta loves to drop F‘ bombs all through this hilarious read! If you can get past that it‘s a funny book!📚💕😂😂

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Bookjunkie57
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#LibraryHaul

I got a lot of reading to do.

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Hooked_on_books
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Before this book, I knew nothing about Retta but heard about the audiobook on a podcast. Retta is fabulous! She is funny, down to earth, and relatable. I just finished and want to immediately go back to the beginning and listen again, which is something I do not do. She reads the audiobook herself and now I totally want to be friends with her.

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Booksnchill
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Yes- If you enjoy Retta‘s work (most well known Parks and Rec) then you know she is fun and charismatic. She reads this work- not full of angst or “tell all my problems” but fun and a great audiobook read by Retta. She is obsessed with handbags, Hockey and Hamilton and her enthusiasm is infectious. Solid fun listen!

bookish_wookish I almost grabbed this one from the library yesterday! I think my next trip i definitely grabbed it! 9mo
Loralie This might be the best book title ever! 9mo
Booksnchill @Loralie it is worth getting the audio as she adds new information and you just cannot beat her expressions! 9mo
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Booksnchill @Loralie it fits! 9mo
carriepaige I‘m listening to this now and am LOVING it! 9mo
Booksnchill @carriepaige for once I was glad of a 2.5 hour drive for work yesterday that let me finish this! 9mo
carriepaige @Booksnchill just realized I commented on your last post 🙈. Oops didn‘t realize you were the same person! So glad I‘m doing the audio - you‘re right that listening to her read it adds so much to the experience. 9mo
Hooked_on_books I knew nothing about Retta going in but am listening to this now and she‘s fabulous! I‘ve snort-laughed a few times. 😬 9mo
Booksnchill @carriepaige enthusiasm is always appropriate! 9mo
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Booksnchill
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My next commute read- read by the author!

carriepaige I‘m listening to this now too and loving it! 9mo
Booksnchill @carriepaige i‘m on disc 2 but looking forward to a long drive tomorrow! 9mo
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carriepaige
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Thoughts on calling in sick tomorrow so I can stay home and listen to Retta read to me all day? You guys, THIS BOOK! Loved her in Parks and Rec, love her in Good Girls, and am confident she would have killed it in Dreamgirls. Retta is the real deal. Highly recommend the audio for the full hilarity of her storytelling. If I haven‘t sold you already, there‘s a whole bit about coffee and pooping. #nailedit Can we get a girl her sitcom now????

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LA_Mead
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Retta‘s new book felt like hanging out with her and having an extra long conversation where Retta dishes on all the good gossip. Since I‘m a huge Retta fan (and I love the sound of her voice) this audiobook was perfect.

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LA_Mead
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OMG I love this audiobook as much as I love Retta! She is so awesome! Buying this audiobook was a bit of a #treatyoself moment—glad I did! 🍭

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Jana
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Funny, smart, honest, and I felt like I was listening to her tell stories rather than reading a book (which I guess if I listened to the audiobook, I would have). I love how she is 100% herself and stays true to that, regardless of how it makes her look. I want her as my new BFF stat. My favorite chapters were the ones on body confidence and her childhood and I want her to be on all the shows.

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razmanda
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Treat yo self to this new book of essays. Not quite a memoir, not quite self-help or tell-all, this collection offers a curated glimpse into how Marietta became Retta. And she reads the audio version which is super-fun.

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You have to be happy in your regular life or you‘re not gonna survive the journey towards a goal.

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Kelly
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Can Retta be my BFF? I was struggling with afternoon blahs but this is making me glad I decided to read rather than cruise the internet.

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Morr_Books
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This is an unfoRETTAble pick! It had me laughing so hard on the way to and from work. A must read for all Parks and Rec fans.

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razmanda
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Eeeeeee! So excited to get into this! Thanks, Libby!

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echalpan
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My complaint about this book is that it isn‘t long enough! I‘ve loved Retta since watching her as Donna on Parks & Rec. I enjoyed listening to her read her book! Do yourself a favor & treat yo self to this one. 😉

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Swanprincessleah
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Retta is a queen. This book was hilarious, she's a fabulous reader, and frankly, if she writes more books, I will get them all.

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benchley1
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Loved it, love Retta. Pretty sure we would be BFFS...I should tweet her thanks for the laughs during this crappy, hot week.
Using it for my #booked2018 Diverse nonfiction
@4thhouseontheleft @BarbaraTheBibliophage

4thhouseontheleft Great pick!! 11mo
Cinfhen Great review 11mo
BarbaraTheBibliophage Chemistry and Hollywood — good pick for this prompt!! 👏🏻👏🏻 11mo
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BekahB
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I‘m finally sitting down to breakfast (scrambled eggs and sliced avocado on toast) while I listen to Retta‘s audiobook. This book is so good!

I‘m about halfway through Campfire. I‘m enjoying it so far. Stuff is just starting to go down so I‘m expecting it to amp up in intensity soon. #24in48

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Christine
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This week has been blergh, but this book (along with whatever episodes I could sneak in of another Mike Schur-related thing, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) helped to make it less so. Retta is so smart and funny, and these essays were, too.

DyAnne Brooklyn Nine Nine makes me happy. I‘ve just discovered Parks and Rec. ❤️ 11mo
Christine @DyAnne Ooh, I am so happy for you to have so much Parks and Rec to watch! One of my all-time faves. Happy for myself too because I am only at the middle of Season 3 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; catching up now with the Hulu trial I got for Handmaid‘s Tale. 😛 11mo
DyAnne @Christine Oh! We both have some sweetness in our lives right now. Much needed! 11mo
Christine @DyAnne Yes!! ❤️ 11mo
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amma-keep-reading
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I've heard so many great things about Retta and this book validated all that information. I guess I need to finally start binge watching Parks & Recreation.

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Kelican17
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Love Retta in Parks & Rec, but this book was something else. Super braggy- how much her purse cost, who she met, how much she drank... meh.

hermyknee Yeah I didn‘t like this one either! Disappointing. 11mo
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hermyknee
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Disappointing. This is between a so-so and a pan for me. I didn‘t feel like she had much to say. Like. A podcast perhaps, but not a book. I skipped a few chapters because they were shallow, mean, and gossipy. The one that was my favorite was “Genuine Is Not My Cousin” where she spilled about being on Parks & Rec. The rest made her seem...kind of...mean?

I still have so much respect & love for Retta as an actress, but not this book. Not at all.

Mimi28 Oh boy, I just got this from the library because I recently started watching Parks and Rec- thanks for the heads up! 😊👍 12mo
hermyknee @Mimi28 I just didn‘t feel like her essays came full circle, really. 😕 12mo
Mimi28 My copy is due back on July 12th and I probably won‘t be able to renew it. Now I am not so anxious to read it in time, lol. Thanks for letting me know 😊👍❤️ 12mo
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hermyknee @Mimi28 I‘ve been thinking about whether or not I even liked this book for an hour now, and I‘ve updated my review. Considering my feelings looking back on it, I didn‘t like it. I felt like a lot of the essays were shallow and some were downright mean. So, it‘s a pan and 2 stars on Goodreads for me 12mo
NovelGirl82 Oh bummer! I was hoping it would be more than that. 12mo
hermyknee @NovelGirl82 my opinion doesn‘t seem to be the most popular, but there aren‘t many for this book on Litsy quite yet 12mo
Mimi28 I read the first part of the first chapter. I am a little curious, but not so much. I just want her to do well. Like you said her storytelling skills do need work. Thanks for the honest review 😊👍❤️ 11mo
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hermyknee
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Audio-driving makes chores so much better.

JoyBlue OMG—I love the title! 12mo
NovelGirl82 How is this one?! 12mo
hermyknee @NovelGirl82 it‘s okay 12mo
hermyknee @NovelGirl82 update: i didn‘t like it. I‘ll link you to my review. 12mo
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Jen2
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So fun!!!

plemmdog Love her 12mo
Eelijah I echo what plemmdog said (edited) 11mo
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sb3626
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Okay if you don‘t know who Retta is than you have not watched one of my favorite shows of all time, “Parks and Recreation” where she killed it every episode as Donna. This memoir was all that I could have hoped for, it was incredibly hilarious and just honest. Definitely a great read!

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FountainBookstore
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I wanted to love this collection of essays by Retta. I've never watched Parks and Rec, but it doesn't matter. I like funny people. I love comedians.

Most of these essays were an absolute delight. Fresh. Insightful. Recommended.

I have issues with people who have a lot of money and like to talk about it. It's a me thing. It might not bother you. She deserves every penny, but I don't like hearing about it. $15,000 for a purse? You lost me.

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missberlyreads
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TREAT YO S(H)ELF and read this book! I legit laughed out loud at her stories. I loved her on Parks & Rec, but it's her social media that makes me a big fan. She is hysterical AF & I knew her book had to be too! Get. The. Audio! If you follow her you know she's a Hamil-maniac. There's a whole chapter on her obsession that if she wasn't so awesome you would hate her just a little bit...but not really (only after you got done being jealous. 😆)

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Amor4Libros

Coffee and a book on this Saturday morning! Loving this one so far. #NetGalley

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FountainBookstore
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Y'all! This audiobook is making me laugh out loud!

It's audiobook month! Get it FREE when you sign up for a trial membership at Libro.fm. Pick your favorite bookseller to sign up for an account. ::bats eyelashes:: And start listening today!

It's the same price as Audible and your money, if you choose to keep your membership, will not go to an evil mega corp. 🙂

MidnightBookGirl I can't wait to make time for this audiobook! Loved her on Parks and Rec! 12mo
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