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The_Penniless_Author

The_Penniless_Author

Joined October 2020

Author of four books, including TRUE NORTH and MEMOIR OF A DOOMSDAY PROPHET. https://www.facebook.com/randall.devallance.author
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TheSpineView Great characters! Thanks for playing 3d
CBee I have to agree with you on #1 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ 3d
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 😘 #1: 😂😂😂 3d
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. No. There are plenty of people I admire, but I don't subscribe to the idea of heroes anymore.

2. Rand is not only a hero, but an incarnation of a hero reborn age after age after age.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @IndoorDame @CBee @BarbaraBB @Yuki_Onna @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm

MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm Lol, I feel like I‘m just going to copy/paste your answers again… 🤣😂🤣 1w
TheSpineView Enjoyed the WOT services. Thanks for playing!❤️📖📚 1w
RaeLovesToRead "Rand" eh? ?? 1w
The_Penniless_Author @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm I'll just keep tagging you on these so you can borrow my responses and save yourself some time. 😄 1w
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead Rand al' Thor, as a matter of fact, i.e., "Randall Thor", which I'm adopting as my pen name when fame finally comes calling. ? 1w
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Eclipse = Eclipse | Stephenie Meyer
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I can now confirm that a total eclipse is exponentially better than even 99% coverage. One of the coolest, spookiest things I've ever seen, not to mention the temperature plummeting and all the songbirds disappearing for three minutes, then returning all at once singing their morning song. If you ever get a chance to see one, do it. It's worth the effort!

Graywacke Impressive pictures! 2w
RaeLovesToRead Wow... your pictures are way better than the ones I saw on the TV!!! 🥰🥰🥰 2w
Bookwomble Wonderful! 🌑 2w
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Liz_M Just you and your closest 10562 friends out in the fields, right? 1w
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead The top two are my cousin's, but I included them because they're the closest I've seen to what it was like to witness it in person (and it still pales in comparison). 1w
The_Penniless_Author @Liz_M Actually, just me and my wife and daughter in our backyard. 🙂 1w
DebinHawaii Wowza! That is very cool! 😎 1w
Gissy Great and unique experience 🙌 1w
Chrissyreadit 👏👏👏👏👏 1w
jewright It really is awesome! 1w
IuliaC Great photos! Indeed it's a unique experience 1w
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Portnoy's Complaint | Philip Roth
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#motivationalmonday

1. I have the good fortune to live directly in the path of totality AND for it to be sunny in Vermont at the beginning of April, so watching the eclipse is the one and only thing I have on my mind this week. 🌞🌛🌗🌑😎
2. Coffee
3. Bookmark
4. Tagged!

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#TLT @dabbe

Thanks for the tag @TheSpineView !

1. The Godfather (so much better than the book it deserves its own category)

Books and movies I love equally:

2. No Country for Old Men
3. The Maltese Falcon

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @IndoorDame @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm

Leftcoastzen Love all your choices! 2w
dabbe 🤩🤩🤩 Thanks for sharing. 💚🩷💚 2w
TheSpineView 👍😉😊 2w
TheBookHippie Godfather for sure! 2w
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Went into my favorite used bookshop looking for Deadwood, but came out with a copy of Pete Dexter's other masterpiece. A pitch-perfect illustration of small-town dynamics and repression, and a powerful warning of what happens when you allow evil to linger too long unchecked. Paris Trout is one of the more disturbing characters in fiction, a perfect embodiment of a certain type of paranoid rage that seems to exist everywhere now.

Ruthiella Such a disturbing book. 2w
The_Penniless_Author @Yuki_Onna This one counts for #8 (The Double R) on the #TPRC! 😀 2w
Yuki_Onna 👏🖤 2w
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The Skin of Dreams | Raymond Queneau
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. I have about a dozen books in the on-deck circle to read next, but I'm not sure which I'll choose. Most likely The Skin of Dreams or Portnoy's Complaint (thanks @RaeLovesToRead 😊).

2. No, between the NYRB bookclub and all my local used bookstores I have more than enough to read at the moment.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @BarbaraBB @eeclayton @dabbe

RaeLovesToRead Fair warning: he complains a lot.. 🤣 2w
TheSpineView Let's not talk about how much we have to read. 😳😬📚📚📚📚📚📚📚 2w
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 😘 2w
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#TLT @dabbe

REALLY late on this one. 😬 Thanks for the tag @RaeLovesToRead !

1. Slaughterhouse Five
2. Crime and Punishment
3. Dune

Suet624 Crime and Punishment more than once! Good for you! 3w
RaeLovesToRead More high brow than mine. Well done 😉 3w
dabbe Me on all 3: 😳 I'm impressed beyond words! 🤩🤩🤩 thanks for sharing. 💚🩷💚 3w
The_Penniless_Author @Suet624 It was the second "grown-up" book I ever read (when I was 15, I believe), so I had a good head start. ? It's actually not that long! (Well, not War and Peace long, anyway. ?) 3w
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#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

1. My favorite authors are mostly dead or otherwise out of commission. I guess Ishiguro, and maybe Patrick DeWitt (although I still haven't read The Librarianist).
2. Slaughterhouse Five (Vonnegut)
3. Raymond Chandler for his Philip Marlowe books and Wodehouse for the Jeeves & Wooster books. And, as I was obsessed with Dune in high school, Frank Herbert.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm

The_Penniless_Author Thanks for the tag @Yuki_Onna ! 3w
Eggs Thanks for playing 🤗🤗 3w
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A Confederacy of Dunces | John Kennedy Toole
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. As much basic home and auto maintenance as possible- how to change a tire, how to change oil, how to unclog a drain, how to change a doorknob, etc. I think some schools do teach a little of this, but the more the better.

2. Ignatius J. Reilly lacks pretty much every life skill. 😄

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @IndoorDame @dabbe

TheSpineView Great book choice! Thanks for playing! 3w
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 🤩 3w
RaeLovesToRead I'm too tired to think up interesting answers 😅 3w
CBee Oh, Ignatius 😂🫣🤦‍♀️ 3w
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#TLT
Thanks for the tag @dabbe !

1. The Metamorphosis (Kafka)
2. The Nose (Gogol)
3. The Double (Dostoevsky)

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @BarbaraBB @IuliaC @CBee

RaeLovesToRead Hmm... tricky. My memory is bad for short stories. 1mo
dabbe #1: “As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.” 😱 #'s 2 and 3: now on my tbr. And, Dostoevsky actually wrote a SHORT story? I'm trying to get through THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV with the #hashtagbrigade, and boy has it been a looooonnnnngggggg slog! Thanks for playing. 💚💙💚 1mo
The_Penniless_Author @dabbe Oh yeah, Dostoevsky's complete short stories was one of the first books I ever owned. I don't know why, but I was obsessed with Russian classics in high school (including The Brothers Karamazov 😄). 4w
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dabbe @The_Penniless_Author And you actually liked it? Is there still hope for me, yet? 🤩😃😂 4w
The_Penniless_Author @dabbe Loved it. Not as much as Crime and Punishment, but C&P has a much lower barrier to entry. I remember getting to The Grand Inquisitor chapter and having my mind blown. 🤯🤣 I'm glad I read it at that age where new ideas - and art and music and everything else - hit their hardest. 4w
dabbe @The_Penniless_Author Good to know. I'm hanging in there! 🤩 4w
IuliaC Thanks for the tag 4w
IuliaC The Metamorphosis, definitely! I'm adding the ones by Gogol and Dostoiesvki to my list 👍 4w
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My Phantoms | Gwendoline Riley
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Glad I listened to the recommendations, because I really enjoyed this one. The writing felt both contemporary and timeless, somehow. The themes are evergreen, I suppose - mother/daughter relationships and the difficulty of truly knowing another person, even someone as central to one's own life as a parent. Riley has a keen eye for detail, and her style is lean and biting in the best possible way.

The_Penniless_Author @Yuki_Onna I'm going to say this counts for #6 for the #tprc, since the MC drinks quite a bit of coffee. ☕️😋 1mo
Aimeesue Nice review! 1mo
Yuki_Onna It totally does! 👏🧐😊 1mo
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The Book of Imaginary Beings | Jorge Luis Borges, Andrew Hurley, Margarita Guerrero
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

Thanks for the tag @dabbe 😀

1. It's not terribly original, but it's hard to beat a dragon. Or maybe a sea serpent - I love to swim, and I could hang out in Lake Champlain with our own resident monster, Champ (though I guess that would make me a lake serpent 🐍 🤔).

2. The tagged book has ALL the creatures! 🐲🐉🧛‍♀️👾👻

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm @CBee @Ruthiella

TheSpineView Thanks for playing! ❤️🐲 1mo
dabbe 💚💙💚 1mo
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Look at Me | Anita Brookner
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This book blew me away! I don't know that I've read anything as perceptive on the psychology of writers, the delicate line between solitude and loneliness, the introvert's desire to take part in life without sacrificing something fundamental of themselves, the interplay between in-groups and outsiders and the often cruel treatment that results...it was excruciating, in the very best way!

BarbaraBB Wonderful review. 1mo
Billypar You sold me - great review! 1mo
Ruthiella You should read more Brookner if you liked this. For me she is an acquired taste, I only really liked Hotel du Lac. But it sounds like she might be perfect for you! 👍 1mo
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. Apparently I'm named after Randolph Scott, the western star, because one of his movies was on TV when my parents were trying to come up with a name. But they didn't like "Randolph" and so switched it to Randall - Randall Scott. (Why use the name at all if you don't like it, one wonders?) Personally I'm not crazy about Randolph OR Randall, but...here I am. ?

2. Easy! ?

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @IuliaC

TheSpineView I like the name Randall... just saying. I'm not happy with my name either. What does that say?? 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for playing 1mo
The_Penniless_Author @TheSpineView I'd suggest that we trade, but they already printed "Randall" on all my books, so I guess I'm stuck with it. ? Come to think of it, I don't know many people who really like their name. Indifference is usually the most positive reaction I've gotten. 1mo
TheSpineView @The_Penniless_Author I still have your book on my TBR list. I'm so far behind with books I want to read. Sigh... 1mo
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RaeLovesToRead Thanks for the tag! Your name is extra... potent here in the UK 😉🙃😄 1mo
The_Penniless_Author @TheSpineView No worries, my platonic ideal is to have my books lying around on dusty shelves, always to be read "someday". 1mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead That's why I never visit. Your little island isn't ready for me! 1mo
RaeLovesToRead Our little island would take the mickey out of you mercilessly. But we kind of do that to everyone 1mo
RaeLovesToRead It's kind of our thing 1mo
CBee @The_Penniless_Author I like my name 😄 1mo
The_Penniless_Author @CBee Ah, to be one of the fortunate ones! 😄 1mo
IuliaC Thanks for the tag ? Actually my name was inspired by the character of empress Iulia from the "Last Days of Pompeii". 1mo
CBee @IuliaC do you pronounce it eye-ooo-lee-ah? I love it. 1mo
CBee @The_Penniless_Author 😂😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ 1mo
IuliaC @CBee It's more like ee-oo-lee-ah, as if it were written Yulia, I guess... 😊🤗 1mo
CBee @IuliaC it‘s lovely 😊 (edited) 1mo
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Keepin' It Real | Francine Pascal, Jamie Suzanne
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#TLT @dabbe @RaeLovesToRead

1. The Shock Doctrine (Naomi Klein)

2. Brightsided (Barbara Ehrenreich)

3. The Age of Wonder (Richard Holmes)

dabbe 3 new ones for me to look into! Thanks for sharing. 🤩😃🤩 1mo
The_Penniless_Author @dabbe I just realized I didn't even include maybe my two favorite non-fiction books, both oral histories - Please Kill Me and Working. 🤦‍♂️ 1mo
dabbe After reading all the great selections, I realized how many I would have included, too! The NF category is way too broad; you'll be seeing some narrower lists in the future! 🤩😃🤩 1mo
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. Probably the one I'm reading now, Frances Hinton from Look at Me (Anita Brookner). She's quiet, keeps a strict schedule, is rarely home, and when she is she spends most of her time in her room writing. Perfect!

2. I had no idea, so I just typed in "roommate" and tagged the first book that came up. ?

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @Yuki_Onna @CBee

TheSpineView Thanks for playing and happy Tuesday! 1mo
Yuki_Onna I only just saw your tag today, on Wednesday. I'll play next week! 😊 1mo
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The Halt During the Chase | Rosemary Tonks
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This was my first foray into Rosemary Tonks, and I was glad to discover that she's as biting and funny as her reputation makes out. A novel about relationships - familial, romantic, platonic - we spend a lot of time in the MC's head as she struggles with how best to forge her own identity. Luckily, she's insightful and witty and a lot of fun to be around.

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The Halt During the Chase | Rosemary Tonks
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#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

1. Mattie Ross (True Grit)

2. Arthur Dent (HGTTG)

3. The Halt During the Chase, by Rosemary Tonks

@RaeLovesToRead @Yuki_Onna @IuliaC

Yuki_Onna Thanks for the tag, Randall! I'll have to have a think first... 🤔 2mo
Yuki_Onna Know what I'm doing, btw.? Looking up your books 📚 I was just sent a coupon-code by my fave bookstore-chain for English books. Now I'll have a look whether I can get my hands on one of your short story books... 2mo
RaeLovesToRead I'd totally just go Marple & Poirot 😅 Although if I'm allowed animal characters.... Spot the Dog / Nighteyes are 2 faves 😁 2mo
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Eggs Loved True North 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @Yuki_Onna @The_Penniless_Author (edited) 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @Eggs Thanks so much! 😊 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @Yuki_Onna Wow, I'm coupon-worthy? ☺️ Thanks so much! The Cosmic Embrace you can probably find, but my first book is out of print (the publisher closed up shop a few years ago) so only used copies. 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead I'm surprised the brainwyrms didn't make your list! 🪱 2mo
Yuki_Onna I'm afraid you aren't 🤣 But that's a German bookstore we're talking about, mind you. ... I'll play next week, ok? 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @Yuki_Onna All that matters is that you WOULD have used your coupon to buy my book had it been available. 😀 Maybe you should badger the acquisitions department to start stocking me. You can be my exclusive German distributor/publicist! 2mo
Yuki_Onna The book industry doesn't work like that in Germany, sadly. And I'm a lousy distributor😅 But I've got another idea, given my mental health improves anytime soon and I have a bit of free time (which might be never)😅... 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @Yuki_Onna Ooh, don't leave me in suspense. 😬 What is it? 2mo
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Moving | Fred Rogers
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##Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. I used to move constantly, but we've now lived in the same house in Vermont since November 2012.

2. Stoner - the title character moves from the tiny farm where he grew up to the University of Missouri, first as a student and later as a professor.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @Ruthiella @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm @CBee @BarbaraBB @dabbe

TheSpineView Staying in one place is wonderful. Thanks for playing! 2mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 💙🩶💙 2mo
Ruthiella Thanks for the tag. 2mo
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I have always hated the way modern political commentators and academics have coopted the term "populism" and made it into a euphemism for bigotry and authoritarianism. This book provides a historical corrective, tracing the term's roots from the People's Party of the 1890s through Roosevelt and the New Deal and the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s, highlighting its importance in securing most of the basic rights we take for granted.

swynn "I have always hated the way modern political commentators and academics have coopted the term 'populism' and made it into a euphemism for bigotry and authoritarianism" -- goodness yes, and thank you for saying this. 2mo
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#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

Just a few short years ago we Americans knew what we were doing in the world.

Suet624 Ain‘t it the truth. 2mo
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The Detection Collection | The Detection Club
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#TLT @dabbe

1. Philip Marlowe
2. John Rebus
3. Sherlock Holmes

dabbe How, how, how could I forget Philip Marlowe! Or Sam Spade? I need more choices! #2 is now on my TBR, too! Thanks for playing! ❤️💜🩷 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @dabbe Yeah, I should have added Sam Spade. And Poirot. Really, my list should be Philip Marlowe number one, and then 10 or so others tied for a distant second. 2mo
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Fat City | Leonard Gardner
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A fantastic boxing novel that's not really about boxing at all. A funny and often sad portrait of poverty, dashed hopes, self-sabotage, and ennui born of the feeling that your best years have passed you by before they ever even really began. This is one of those tiny, near-perfect books, and if not for the abrupt, seemingly arbitrary ending this would be a five-star pick for me.

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The Road | Cormac McCarthy
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. I don't care one bit about Valentine's Day, so if I have to receive anything let's keep it simple and say chocolate hearts filled with peanut butter. 😋

2. The Road - it's a brutal book, but a great illustration of parental love.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @dabbe @Ruthiella @IndoorDame @Jari-chan

CBee I think we should bombard your mailbox with chocolate PB hearts, Randy 😂😂 2mo
The_Penniless_Author @CBee I mean...ok! 😅 2mo
TheSpineView Chocolate and peanut butter do go together! Thanks for playing! 2mo
RaeLovesToRead The Road would be literally the WORST Valentine's day present ever 🤣 2mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 🤩 2mo
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Fat City | Leonard Gardner
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#MotivationalMonday @Cupcake12

1. The usual balance of work, cleaning, school events, and trying to carve out some time to write.

2. That's a good question. I used to do it seemingly naturally, and now I can barely do it at all.

3. Stockton, CA in the late 1950s.

Cupcake12 Thanks for joining in. Have a great week x 2mo
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Quirks in Circus Quirkus | Erin Soderberg
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#TLT @dabbe

Thanks for the tag @TheSpineView

1. Even though I'm right-handed, I can only hold a phone in my left hand when speaking to someone.

2. I have an ornate hierarchy of coffee mugs that govern which I'll choose in any given situation.

3. I refuse to watch movies based on books unless I've read the book first.

TheSpineView You're welcome! Agree with you on #3. The book MUST be read first. 3mo
dabbe #1: #ditto! I find that I do pretty much everything with my left hand except write. 🤩
#2: I'm a mood reader; you're a mood coffee drinker! 😂
#3: YES! 🤩
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The_Penniless_Author @dabbe I'm pretty sure it developed from me holding the phone with my left hand so I could scribble down notes with my right hand when I was a kid. Am I right in guessing that yours is because you were forced to write right-handed in school? 3mo
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Deblovestoread Yes to the mug to fit the mood. I will rearrange or reach to the back for the mug that is right for the day 🤷🏻‍♀️ 3mo
dabbe @The_Penniless_Author I first started writing with both hands; then, I was “encouraged“ to choose the right one. I never even asked why as a kid, nor do I remember the teacher giving me a reason. I was a follower as a kid and just did what I was told. Not so much anymore. 😃 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @dabbe It's weird that not that long ago it was a commonly held belief that writing left-handed was "defective" somehow. It still is in a lot of places. My wife was forced to write right-handed growing up in Bulgaria, and she was born in 1984! 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @Deblovestoread I own way too many mugs. 😂 It was my go-to souvenir for years. 3mo
dabbe @The_Penniless_Author Wow! I think in some places it was even seen as evil. The right hand being the “right“ way to write. #funwithhomophonestoo 3mo
Vansa Same for me with the coffee mugs and the books to movies adaptations! I relaxed that for The Expanse tv show though, and don't regret it! 3mo
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Fat City | Leonard Gardner
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#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

He lived in the Hotel Coma - named perhaps for some founder of the town, some California explorer or pioneer, or for some long-deceased Italian immigrant who founded only the hotel itself.

ShyBookOwl Hotel Coma... sounds menacing 😅 3mo
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It Had to Be You | David Nobbs
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Soft pick. A middle manager at a packaging firm deals with the death of his wife and the (mildly) dysfunctional family that reunites for her funeral. Nobbs is known as a comedy writer, and there were some genuinely funny set pieces and observations scattered throughout the story, but in the end it felt like he was pulling too many punches, aiming for pathos where black humor would have been better. Well written, but ultimately forgettable.

The_Penniless_Author @Yuki_Onna Technically, this counts as a #TPRC entry (23 Crossing the Border), although in the lamest way possible. 😂 US UK 3mo
Yuki_Onna You've got the spirit, Randall! (Though #TPRC hasn't even begun yet, technically 😅😇)
That's how I'll play, most likely. The lamest connections need to work... 😁)
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Fat City | Leonard Gardner
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BarbaraBB Favorite book 3mo
BarbaraBB I am not sure about February yet! 3mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 🖤🩶🖤 3mo
RaeLovesToRead Thanks for the tag! 💕 3mo
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It Had to Be You | David Nobbs
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#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

A husband and wife were driving, in separate cars, towards two very different luncheon appointments.

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Even more surreal than coming across one of your own books in a used bookstore is coming across it in Barnes & Noble. 😳 Not even the Local Authors section, just general Fiction. What a nice surprise. (And no @RaeLovesToRead I did not put it there myself. 🤨)

RaeLovesToRead I love the way you assume I would accuse you of such a thing 😅 *shifty look* Well done, DeVallance. That must feel good. 3mo
IuliaC Congratulations!! 3mo
Ruthiella Nice! 👍 3mo
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Yuki_Onna Wow - That must be the best and most surreal feeling!👏🎉 Congratulations! 3mo
dabbe 🤩🤩🤩 3mo
TheBookgeekFrau Yayyyy!!!!🤩🤩 3mo
Suet624 Wonderful! 3mo
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#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

Thanks for the tag @Yuki_Onna 😀

1. Not sure I have a favorite, but I seem to like a lot of novels set in post-WWII 20th Century.

2. Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky

3. I remember one of the Wheel of Time books was more than 1,000 pages (just can't remember which one it was 😁).

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Bluebeard | Kurt Vonnegut
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All of Vonnegut's trademarks are here in this fictional autobiography of the equally fictional abstract expressionist painter Rabo Karabekian - the narrative shifts back and forth through time; he reveals exactly what's going to happen early in the story; and the trademark mix of cynicism and aching sincerity. Full of profound insights on war, art, feminism, and death/resurrection, and also laugh out loud funny, as usual.

Leftcoastzen What a beautiful review! 3mo
Ruthiella This was the first Vonnegut I ever read. 3mo
Suet624 I‘ll try to find this one. Thanks for the review. 3mo
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. No, a thing I used to sort of regret but do so less and less every year that goes by. (Can't even remember the last time I saw a stick shift.)

2. Dog of the South (Charles Portis). Few authors put such a premium on cars and automotive knowledge as Portis.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @dabbe @ImperfectCJ @Leftcoastzen @Kimberlone

TheSpineView Thanks for playing! 3mo
RaeLovesToRead Thanks for the tag... I can drive a manual 😋 [insert inappropriate stick shifting comment] 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead Now I can't tell if you can actually drive a manual or are just making an inappropriate stick-shifting comment. 🤣 3mo
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RaeLovesToRead I'm English. Everyone in the UK drives a manual. Well... 99.5% of people. 3mo
RaeLovesToRead According to Google it's 70% of cars in the UK, but I don't know anyone who can only drive an automatic off the top of my head. 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead I was curious why Europe is still so big on manual transmissions, and apparently (according to multiple Google results) it's because manuals used to be much more fuel efficient than automatics (not so much anymore) and the roads are generally hillier and twistier over there (kind of funny to me, given the areas I've lived in, but I get that generally speaking American roads are way flatter/straighter/longer). 3mo
RaeLovesToRead I've never driven an automatic, but we do have a lot of hilly and twisty roads. I don't know how good an automatic would be at tackling these! Automatic cars cost a lot more over here because there are fewer of them. By the way, loving the new Linus picture!!! 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead I've only ever lived in places with very hilly, twisty roads, including mountain roads, and I've never found a problem using an automatic. You have to be careful with braking, and your brakes can wear out pretty quickly, but it's simple enough. (Also, most automatics allow you to shift into first or second gear and keep it there if you're descending a steep road.) Linus says "meeeehh!! ? 3mo
RaeLovesToRead Please translate "meeeehh" into peoplehooman for me 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead If we knew what it meant, we could probably get him to quit screaming it every two minutes! 🤣 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead I do know that he would never say "peoplehooman". Line's a sophisticated guy. King's English only. 3mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 💜🩶💜 3mo
Suet624 Last year was the first year I had to purchase an automatic. I could not find one and I needed a car in a hurry. I‘m still annoyed about. 3mo
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

Thanks for the tag @RaeLovesToRead ?

1. Not a must. In fact it's barely even a "might".

2. I'm pretty sure I was drinking coffee Sunday morning when I read a chapter of Skeletons in the Closet, but I'm not sure. Let's just say that any drinking I do while reading tends to be purely incidental.

Tag @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm @IuliaC @eeclayton

TheSpineView Thanks for playing ❤️☕️📚 3mo
RaeLovesToRead 🤣🤣 3mo
IuliaC Thanks for the tag! I'd answer exactly the same 😁 3mo
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Skeletons in the Closet | Jean-Patrick Manchette
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Mehso-so

Like a mix between a classic hard-boiled detective novel and a 90s action movie, the story moved a mile a minute, one violent set piece after another. It should have been thrilling, but I found it difficult to care, at least through the first half of the book. The characters were one-dimensional, the writing was unbearably clunky at times, and I felt mostly numb every time someone was dispatched in some brutal fashion. It was almost a "pan" but ?

The_Penniless_Author I rounded up for a few reasons: 1) the writing does tighten up and becomes a lot wittier as the story progresses, 2) the main characters appeared in previous novels, and Manchette dispenses with backstory, which may account for why they didn't feel fleshed-out at first, and 3) it's possible some of the clunky writing was down to the translation (I'd guess Raymond Chandler's slang wouldn't always translate nicely into French, either). I know 👇 3mo
The_Penniless_Author a lot of people swear by Manchette, and those same people think that his Eugene Tarpon novels are probably his weakest (and this one the weakest of those, to boot), so I'll certainly give his other books a shot. 3mo
Suet624 That‘s disappointing… 3mo
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Skeletons in the Closet | Jean-Patrick Manchette
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#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

The phone rang.

(Finally, an opening line even I could have come up with. 😆)

AnnR 😂😂😂 3mo
Liz_M OOoooh, Manchette -- that might be a wild ride (Loved the tagged) 3mo
dabbe 😂🤩😃 3mo
The_Penniless_Author @Liz_M I'm only a short way into it, but some of the writing is really clunky so far. Like, multiple sentences in the same with paragraph with 3+ adverbs each. I can't tell if it's intentional or an issue with translation or what, but I'm just rolling with it for now and waiting to see if there's a rhythm there that I'm just not in sync with yet. 3mo
RaeLovesToRead 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best first line Friday yet 3mo
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The Physics of Sorrow | Georgi Gospodinov
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Tough book to summarize in so few characters. It's formally daunting, a literal labyrinth of stories exploring themes of abandonment and melancholy using the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur as a central metaphor tying them together. There are numerous digressions - "side paths" as they're called - yet they're never tedious and the central narrative holds throughout. Better than Time Shelter IMO, and should have been what won Gospodinov an award.

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Big Plans | Bob Shea
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. No goals. I suppose the closest thing to a plan that I have is just making sure I read a little every day. Usually I end up reading 40-50 books in a year.

2. None. I'm challenged enough as it is. 😆

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @dabbe @IndoorDame @Ruthiella @Jari-chan

TheSpineView I get #2! Thanks for playing and happy Tuesday 4mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 🖤💙🖤 4mo
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The Physics of Sorrow | Georgi Gospodinov
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#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

I was born at the end of August 1913 as a human being of the male sex.

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Roadside Picnic | Arkady Strugatsky, Boris Strugatsky
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#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

1. None, aside from making sure I carve out some time to read every day.

2. Roadside Picnic (tagged)

3. Fat City (Leonard Gardner)

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @IuliaC @eeclayton @Ruthiella @Yuki_Onna

Eggs Thanks for playing and sharing ❤️📚🧡 4mo
eeclayton Thanks for the tag ☺️ 4mo
RaeLovesToRead Sorry.. I keep forgetting to do these... I will try harder! Hope you're having a fab Xmas 4mo
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Roadside Picnic | Arkady Strugatsky, Boris Strugatsky
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If this book wasn't Jeff VanderMeer's chief inspiration for writing Annihilation, I would be amazed. Aliens pay Earth a brief visit, then bugger off, leaving behind six "Zones" full of strange artifacts and some terrifying phenomena that flout our scientific laws. Were these artifacts a gift to humanity? A warning? A threat? Or just some junk they discarded by the side of the interstellar highway before continuing on to their actual destination?

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Christmas book haul. This is in addition to having my NYRB book club membership renewed. I think everyone has finally given up on trying to find creative gifts to give me and just defaults to books or coffee (which is fine by me 😁).

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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. Both! 📚🎄🤓

2. Just books themselves, I never really give bookmarks or bags or anything else book-adjacent as gifts.

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee @dabbe @MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm

TheSpineView Thanks for playing! Happy Tuesday! 4mo
RaeLovesToRead Show us your new books!!!! 4mo
RaeLovesToRead Oh! You already did! 😁 4mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead As always, I'm several steps ahead of the crowd. 😉 4mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 💙❄️💙 4mo
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Roadside Picnic | Arkady Strugatsky, Boris Strugatsky
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INTERVIEWER: ...I suppose that your first important discovery, Dr. Pillman, was the celebrated Pillman radiant?

#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

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Galapagos: A Novel | Kurt Vonnegut
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It's incredible that this book was published in 1985. There's a proto-tech bro turned vulture capitalist buying up the assets of distressed countries out of sheer boredom; a handheld device that's part Google Translate, part WebMD, part Goodreads quotations; a financial crisis precipitated by the collective lack of belief in our monetary system; the devolution of humanity due to environmental factors; etc. This could have been written last week!

Dilara I‘ve got to get my hands on this book 🤯 4mo
Ruthiella One of my favorite Vonnegut novels so far! 4mo
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#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

1. As I mentioned somewhere before, if you count Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special as a movie, then that's my favorite hands down. Otherwise, it's a tie between A Christmas Story, It's a Wonderful Life, and Bad Santa.
2. All I want for Christmas is to get some cake. 🎂😄
3. A Prayer for Owen Meany

Tag @RaeLovesToRead @CBee

RaeLovesToRead Bad Santa!!! 4mo
RaeLovesToRead All I want for Christmas is a bit off the top 🤨 4mo
The_Penniless_Author @RaeLovesToRead Christmas mullet for Rae! 😂 4mo
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Eggs Thanks for playing 🥳 4mo
Eggs @RaeLovesToRead 😆❤️ 4mo
CBee Omg I LOVED Pee Wee. The movies were so cheesy good 😂😂 4mo
The_Penniless_Author @CBee Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is still the best movie Tim Burton ever did. Everyone from my (dearly departed) grandparents all the way down to my daughter and cousins' kids love it. It transcends generations! 🤩 4mo
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#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

1. Yes, which I've accomplished by gradually cutting down the number of people I buy presents for by about 90%. 😁

2. White Noise (the grocery store scene)

Tag @dabbe @Ruthiella @ImperfectCJ @IndoorDame

TheSpineView Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🎅 4mo
dabbe Will do; thanks for the tag! 💙❄️💙 4mo
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Galapagos: A Novel | Kurt Vonnegut
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#FirstLineFridays @ShyBookOwl

One million years ago, back in 1986 A.D., Guayaquil was the chief seaport of the little South American democracy of Ecuador, whose capital was Quito, high in the Andes Mountains.