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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea | Chelsea Handler
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Welcome to Chelsea Handler's worlda place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher powervodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether shes convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawns daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.
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LibLib
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Mehso-so

Looking for a shallow, offensively funny book? This is for you! I know she doesn't take herself seriously and thank goodness she doesn't because she already sounds real bad in some parts. If you need to listen to something light while you're cleaning or doing some chore, this is a great time eater. #humor #kinda

Victoriahoperose Agreed. I didn‘t love this either. 3mo
OrangeMooseReads I don‘t see the draw to her. I‘ve tried to watch her show and I just can‘t. 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe I‘m not her target demographic 3mo
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msubhasi76
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Funny and light

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crhealey
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Written in all caps! Tomorrow is a #snowday so I thought I would start this book from way up on #MountTBR

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KtheBookwyrm
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Trying to finish this up tonight. I‘ve only got a couple hours left. While I am greatly enjoying this, her brand of humor is definitely not for everyone.

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guinsgirlreads
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Stolen from Facebook 😂 🤣 too good to not share. Sorry it‘s not book related 🍸!

Reecaspieces I love this! Because....ITS TRUE! 🍸🍸🍸🎉🎊🍭 12mo
guinsgirlreads @Reecaspieces yessssss 🍸 🍸 👏🏻 12mo
CoffeeNBooks 😂🤣😂🤣🍸 12mo
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MalavikaSunilK
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A humorous read that gives you a wild ride through Chelsea Handler's mind and it's crazy ways! Very relatable and teaches you to chill and take life more easily and yourself less seriously!

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Cinfhen
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#MarchIntoOz #NoLies I have a thing for Chelsea Handler 😉❤️Her crude humor, honest throw down personality, no BS approach to life, self mockery and lack of zero f@cks make Chelsea a favorite!! She is hilarious on #audio 🙌🏻🍸💗🍹

AllenTStClair Love her books! 🤣😂 2y
Leftcoastzen She makes me laugh out loud!I have read them all! 2y
GripLitGrl Love her on TV but never read a book of hers defiantly would have to be an audiobook. Stacking TBR👍 2y
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youneverarrived Love her! 😁 2y
emilyhaldi Agreed! ❤️ 2y
britt_brooke Love her! 2y
Cinfhen That doesn‘t surprise me @britt_brooke 😂😘 2y
Reviewsbylola Love Chelsea!! 2y
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Bookwitchery
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So February is almost over, and since I've just returned to Litsy, I thought I'd just jump in rather than trying to catch up. I picked up this book ages ago, not really knowing much about Chelsea Handler. I really found it hysterical. It's honestly been a while since I read it, so I feel like I need to pick it up again and reread it. I could really use the laughs.

Bookwitchery One of the few #talkshow books I've read (at least, books by a talk show personality.) For your viewing pleasure, I've included a picture of my #cat not caring if I'm trying to put fresh sheets on the bed. 2y
Zelma My cats come running when we change the sheets. They think it‘s one of the best things ever to roll around and lay in the middle of the bed when we try to out new sheets on. 🙄😆 2y
Bookwitchery @zelma 😅😅 2y
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McGonagall
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Day 13 of the #riotgrams challenge. #pinkredandwhite

JoScho Lovely photo 💕 2y
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KT_Scarlett
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Mehso-so

I have a huge soft spot for Chelsea and I liked a good portion of this book, but I think it would have been better on audio.

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emilyhaldi
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Throwin it back to my girl Chelsea who just doesn't give a shit. 🍸 #beyourself #junetunz

Reviewsbylola lol I was just watching a clip of her on FB where someone accidentally sent her a dick pic. 2y
katedensen 👍🏻🙌🏻 2y
Cinfhen Love Chelsea 💞💞💞 2y
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Rachael_reads
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#bookhaul
Library book sale!!!!! $10

NerdyRev Cool! 3y
Cinfhen Sweeeeet🤑🤑🤑 3y
ErickaS_Flyleafunfurled Well done! 👏 3y
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LeahBergen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 3y
Reviewsbylola Chelsea Handler is hilarious. 3y
ValerieAndBooks Great haul 📚📚📚!! 3y
minkyb Well done! 3y
DebinHawaii Excellent book haul! 📚📚👍 3y
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Cortg
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Laugh out loud fun book to listen to!

Cinfhen Yup! Chelsea Handler is my go to when I need an #audiolaugh 3y
britt_brooke I've read all of her books in print, but I bet the audio is fantastic! 3y
Reviewsbylola Chelsea is hilarious. 3y
Cortg @Cinfhen @britt_brooke @Reviewsbylola This was my 1st Chelsea book. I'll have to add more to my TBR! 3y
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tojuxtapose
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definitely looking forward to diving into this later.

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LaurenReads
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Pickpick

I listened to this on audio. I was laughing out loud in many parts, especially the stories about her family and being in jail. If you need some crude humor (which I love) then listen to Chelsea read this book.

britt_brooke I love her books! 3y
Marla This is such an entertaining book. 3y
Cinfhen She's great for audio car trips! 3y
Cortg Thanks for reminding me! I borrowed this audio but got sidetracked. I need to pick it up again! (edited) 3y
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FairyHighRoad
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I'm on an audiobook roll right now. I am obsessed with Chelsea Handler and her audiobook performance did not disappoint.

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TheRealEme
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Book finished! Full of jokes, good and bad moments. This paragraph was one of the funniest for me 😂

I'm keep doing it with my English. Reading literature that it's written in not my mother tongue is helping me a lot to improve.

If you want to spend a good time reading, this book it's a nice choice.

Next it's coming!

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TheRealEme
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Good to know I'm not the only one who is a disaster 😅 Nice to meet you, Chelsea 👏🏻

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maximoffs
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Loved seeing Chelsea Handler live and in person. Can't believe I got to see Khloe Kardashian and Clay Aiken too!!

britt_brooke Fun! Saw Chelsea a few years ago and she was hilarious! 3y
britt_brooke Stand up, that is. 😉 3y
maximoffs @britt_brooke she was so nice! It was so cool! 3y
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britt_brooke I'm jealous!! 3y
katedensen She's FANTASTIC in person--I saw her years ago (2010, I think) for her tour of this book! 3y
maximoffs @katedfisher she was so nice too!! Like not a diva at all. It was so cool. 3y
katedensen @steverogers I vividly remember meeting her backstage and kvetching about the fact that it was so hot we were schvitzing. ❤️😂 3y
GuiltyFeat Kvetching AND schvitzing? Oya broch! 3y
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Lindsay.Kins
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You have to like Ms. Handler's crass uncensored humor and I do! This easy read includes her first DUI, why she hates dog sitting and paying $100 for a massage only to get exfoliated with a scratchy towel and then dry humped by a fat chick.