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Belinda Blinked 1
Belinda Blinked 1: ; A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels. | Rocky Flintstone
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Belinda Blumenthal gets exciting, sollicited sex regularly, so regularly in fact she makes big bonuses from it. Based in London UK, Belinda works for Steeles Pots and Pans as their world wide Sales Director. Sexually supported by Giselle and Bella her head office colleagues, Belinda always gets the order when it comes down to the bare facts. The client base is large so Belinda has the whole world to fuck and boy does she get stuck into it. This is the first book in the Belinda Blinked series where she gets hired by Tony her Managing Director and then goes on to make some sales headway by bringing on board a large European customer, Peter Rouse, and makes initial inroads to the North American market through Jim Stirling. Read about the sexual conquests these men make and how the mysterious Duchess makes Belinda alive to the sexual fantasies of the hot riding set through supple black riding boots, jodhpurs and leather handled whips....
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Megabooks
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#RelatedtoaPodcast #Booked2019

I thought I had not finished the companion podcast #MyDadWroteAPorno, but I guess I did. Anyway this book is hilarious piece of erotica. Belinda is a Sales Director at a pots & pans company in Britain. Making sales in that in that business apparently involves a lot of, ahem, action. Also, the author has no clue about women‘s anatomy. (You cannot reach the ovaries through sex!)

I was in a slump & it laughed me out.

Cinfhen Yay!! You‘re off to a good start 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 5y
Megabooks @Cinfhen Thanks Cindy! It was a fun read, although I‘m not sure I recommend it! 🤨 5y
LoveToReadLiveToRead Oh I‘ve listened to some of this podcast, it‘s really funny! 5y
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alisiakae This sounds intriguing! 😆 5y
BarbaraTheBibliophage You can‘t convince me that this author‘s birth certificate really says Rocky Flintstone!! 🤣🤣 (edited) 5y
Amandajoy I really should put these books on my “have read” list since I‘ve listened to all four seasons of the podcast. It‘s so funny! 🤣 5y
Megabooks @LoveToReadLiveToRead Yes it is! 🤣🤣🤣 (edited) 5y
Megabooks @4thhouseontheleft The book or the podcast is great for some laughs. If you‘ve had a rough day, it‘s a great stress breaker! 5y
Megabooks @BarbaraTheBibliophage No, it‘s a pen name. A great one 🤣🤣🤣 5y
Megabooks @Amandajoy Is the fourth book an ending to it or will there be more? I think I stopped after the first season of the podcast because I wasn‘t commuting anymore. I loved listening in my car because I could crack up as loud as I wanted to!! 5y
Amandajoy Nope, there will be a book five coming! You should catch up, it only gets better! (Though he still has no understanding of the female anatomy.) 5y
Megabooks @Amandajoy I‘ll have to catch up when I‘m home alone, obviously. 😜 I never knew a cervix could be so sexy! 🤣🤣🤣 5y
SW-T Haven‘t finished the podcast but it‘s my go to for a chuckle😊 5y
Megabooks @SW-T It‘s so funny! 😂😂😂 5y
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Heideschrampf
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Please go ahead and listen to this podcast. Please also make sure that you‘re on your own, or listening with headphones or at least that there are no kids around waiting to be traumatized. 🙈🙉🙊 very explicit, very anatomically incorrect, and delightfully unrealistic. Bless‘em. #mydadwroteaporno #🍆🍑

Beckys_Books I love this podcast! It makes me laugh until I cry. I used to listen commuting to work, but had to be sure the volume was turned down when I pulled into the parking lot. 5y
CaroPi I love it. It wasn't a part that they say the guy went to the ovaries? 5y
Heideschrampf @CaroPi yupp! I hope his wife had a serious talk about the female anatomy with him 5y
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BelovedF00L
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Listened to the podcast “My Dad Wrote a Porno”, so I didn‘t technically read it, but I‘ve heard the book in its entirety, with additional comments, so I‘m still counting this... 🤣

RaimeyGallant I would count it too! And welcome to Litsy! #LitsyWelcomeWagon Some of us put together Litsy tips to help new Littens navigate the site. It's the link in my bio on my page in case you need it. 6y
SassyBookworm Welcome to Litsy!!! The best bookish community ever!!! 6y
Morr_Books Welcome!!! Love this podcast too! 6y
Kaye Welcome 🌸 6y
BookaholicNatty Welcome to Litsy @BelovedF00L ! So glad you have joined us! You will love this awesome bookish community!! Besides reading I also have a love for podcasts. I have never heard of this one so I will have to check it out!!! #LitsyWelcomeWagon 6y
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Natasha.C.Barnes
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I just realized that listening to all 3 seasons of #mydadwroteaporno totally counts as having listened to these three books because...I did! Going in the reading log! 😂😂😂

LauraJ Good thinking! 7y
ReadingSusan Omg ha ha!! I totally have to add those to Goodreads 🤣 7y
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Samary
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Oh, what can I say about this... I discovered the podcast and loooovvveee it, My Dad Wrote A Porno, they pretty much say it all for me!

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Beckys_Books
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My podcast subscriptions have exploded and I #blamelitsy for wiping away the laughter tears as I pull into the parking lot at work. My Dad Wrote a Porno is the funniest podcast on my playlist. I just have to remember to turn down the volume so no one overhears it!

ReadingSusan Omg it is the funniest podcast ever. I love it so much. 7y
mllemay That podcast is pure gold!! That one and Mortified are the only two I absolutely cannot listen to in public 😂😂😂 7y
Beckys_Books @mllemay darn you for mentioning another podcast! 7y
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mllemay @Beckys_Books omg you need to check out Mortified!! It's adults reading their teenage diaries/writing live in front of strangers - it's the most hilarious thing ever! The episodes are usually between 20-30 mins long, if that can convince you to add it to your list 😁 (edited) 7y
RadicalReader @Beckys_Books blameitonlitsy is an awesome hashtag totally worth it 7y
bookwrm526 I haven't dared to actually read the book yet, but the podcast is hilarious - I actually told my husband the other day that someone needed an anatomy lesson more than Rocky Flintstone lol 7y
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Maggie4483
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WHO. TOLD. ME. ABOUT. THIS!?!?!?

This podcast is so raunchy and disgusting and I can't stop listening to it. Please help.

drokka 😂 7y
Megabooks Probably me if you read about it on Litsy recently! Season 1 is better that 2 so far. It's a pretty graphic, unsexy book! 7y
Maggie4483 You may be right @Ebooksandcooks - if so, thanks! I've been in need of a good laugh, which this definitely provides. I guess I should have waited to post this today for #BlameItOnLitsy 7y
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Megabooks
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#badlovescene #booklove17

I remember the scene where Rocky describes nipples as long and hard as the 3 inch rivets that held together the titanic. Three inch (7 cm ish for you metrics!) erect nipples? SCARY!! 😳😱😳😱

Laalaleighh 😳😳😳 7y
KarenUK Man, I love that podcast.... hilarious! 😂 7y
Bookzombie 😂😂 7y
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RiotMom Omg I scream laughed at that part. So good!! 7y
AlexMay Omg, we listened to that at work. 7y
Ande Correction - the fateful titanic 7y
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Megabooks
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I'm going to go ahead and give this podcast ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️! The book gets 💫. 🤣🤣🤣 Really, if you don't mind sexually explicit material, and you like to laugh, check out the podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno. On to Season 2/Book 2!!

RiotMom This podcast had me CRYING laughing in the car. I was very close to dying several times. So so so so good! 7y
KarenUK I love this podcast... so so funny 😂😂😂 7y
Megabooks @RiotMom I can't listen while driving! I commute on 2 lane roads! 7y
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Megabooks @KarenUK I know, right?!? 7y
Beckys_Books I laugh so hard I cry when I listen to this podcast! 7y
Megabooks @Beckys_Books I double over!! 7y
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monkeygirlsmama
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Omg 😂 Listening to this after seeing @Ebooksandcooks post about it here on @Litsy. I'm 🤣 over here!

monkeygirlsmama Listening to chapter 1 a second time as I made my husband listen too. He was not as struck by the hilarity. However, he did agree the writing/story is most tragic. 😆😝 (edited) 7y
Maike Oh my god, I just started the first episode and I'm dying 😂😂😂😂 7y
monkeygirlsmama @Maike And based on @Litsy referrals alone this podcast channel more than doubles or triples its subscriber number overnight! (Or not, just joking. 🤣🤣🤣) 7y
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Megabooks
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This is such an amazing podcast! It makes 50 Shades look so tame. My friend I visited yesterday told me about it.

Basically, this guy's 60some year old dad wrote a smutty book (very smutty), and the son and two of his friends read aloud and comment. It is so hilarious!!! This is the actual book covered in the podcast.

Michelle_mck It's so good - I can't wait for Belinda Blinked 3 7y
Theresa This podcast cracks me up! 7y
LeahBergen I've only listened to the first episode but it's FUNNY. 7y
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Owlizabeth I'm making my way through the podcast because I started it with the husband and we're rarely in the car together without kids. But I was in tears for most of the first season! 😂 7y
Megabooks @Theresa I can't listen to more than one episode at a time because I double over to the point of pain! 7y
Megabooks @LeahBergen Yes! I just finished episode 3 which was straight up weird! 7y
Megabooks @Owlizabeth Yes, no kids!!!! 7y
monkeygirlsmama Ok, I gotta look this up. LoL 7y
monkeygirlsmama Where online do I find it? 7y
Megabooks @monkeygirlsmama I don't know where you'd find it on the internet, but I'm listening through the podcasts app on my iPhone. I think you can listen through iTunes as well if you're windows/android. 7y
monkeygirlsmama I searched my podcasts ap thing on my iPad, but the search for "Belinda Blinked" came back with 0 results. I rarely do podcasts so not sure, maybe I'm doing something wrong. Will try again, @Ebooksandcooks. Thanks 7y
monkeygirlsmama @Ebooksandcooks I found it. Searched wrong title. 7y
Tnovo Now the curiosity is killing me 😲 love a good podcast on my commute. 7y
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LaurenSovarabia
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Sex, erotica, ridiculous dialogue. Misguided ideas about commas and parts of the female anatomy. And, infamously, breasts that hang like pomegranates. Jamie's Dad wrote a porno. Jamie decided that the best way to deal with this would be to read it aloud with some friends and completely rip apart the characters, grammar, dialogue and plot in hilarious fashion. The resulting podcast is "My Dad Wrote A Porno". I like to listen to it on the train.

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KarenUK
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#funfridayphoto This is a bit of a cheat, as it's the podcast about this book that's so funny! If your Dad wrote a dirty book, you'd try to ignore it, pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie! He decided to read it to the world in this cringe-worthy comedy podcast. With the help of his pals James & Alice, Jamie reads a chapter a week and discovers more about his Dad than he ever bargained for! Warning... This is X-rated but soooo funny! 😂😂

shawnmooney Lol. When I saw the photo I assumed the post was going to be about this memoir: 8y
Owlizabeth WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS PODCAST BECAUSE I NEED IT IN MY LIFE. 8y
KarenUK @shawnmooney 😂...'Belinda Blinked' by Rocky Flintstone (brilliant pen name!) is really available on Amazon, and is SO BAD it's hilarious... Love this podcast... 8y
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KarenUK @Owlizabeth it's called 'my dad wrote a porno'.... Enjoy! :) 8y
KarenUK @Owlizabeth be sure to go back and listen from episode 1..... :) 8y
Owlizabeth Yesssss thank you. I love how awkward this sounds!! 8y
TheLondonBookworm ❤️❤️❤️❤️ this!!!!! It's hilarious do not read on public transport if you mind laughing hysterically around strangers. 8y
LeahBergen Ooo!! I need! 8y
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mlzbthc
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It's not so much that I would pick this book, but that I would definitely pick the podcast _My Dad Wrote A Porno_, which is side-splitting hilarious. The author's son reads this work to two friends and the audience. All three hosts provide hilarious commentary on top of the ridiculous text.

MrBook Ohhh myyyy. 8y
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