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Motherfucking Sharks
Motherfucking Sharks | Brian Allen Carr
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"Motherfucking Sharks reads like it was carved into the floor of a sun-baked desert by an old testament prophet with a thirsty knife." - BEN LOORY, author of "Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day" "Where I come from, the children sing a song: Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh they're gonna come to town Oh they're gonna kill the babies Oh they're gonna make you drowned in your blood Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh they're gonna mince the flesh They're gonna swim up and surround you Don't you know you'll never pass the test it's over Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh they don't care about the gods And they don't care about the families And they don't care about the cries or tears they're killers. Motherfucking sharks Motherfucking sharks Motherfucking sharks Motherfucking sharks"
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TheBookStacker
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Next up before bed is 47 Meters Down. When I first saw this I thought it was gonna be stupid but I was surprised by how much I liked it. #Scarathlon2020 #TeamHarkness
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LauraJ
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I got a new book for Christmas! Been waiting to read this since @TheReadingMermaid and @MaleficentBookDragon posted about it.
Merry Christmas, my Littens!

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Merry Christmas 🎄 4y
erzascarletbookgasm Merry Christmas! 4y
MaleficentBookDragon It's interesting and bat shit crazy. Enjoy! 4y
LauraJ @MaleficentBookDragon I loved it! So glad I saw your posts about it. 4y
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SconsinBookyBadger
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🦈 I read @TheReadingMermaid review and I‘m taking a mother🤭 chance reading this kindle freebie.

🦈 Jaws ⛴ 80s classic!

🦈 Shark in the Water 🌊 V V Brown

#manicmonday @JoScho

BeansPage oh I'm so glad. It's one of those books that you have to laugh at because if you don't you're just simply wasting your time. 😂😂😂 So while you're reading it just remember how ridiculous it is and have yourself a good laugh honey 😘 5y
SconsinBookyBadger @TheReadingMermaid my expectations of the ridiculousness about to ensue have been set. 😂🤣😂 5y
JoScho Love the collage! Thanks for playing 🦈🖤🦈 5y
SconsinBookyBadger @JoScho thank you! Hope you Manic Monday was a good one! 😄 5y
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BeansPage
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So would I recommend this book? That's a hard question to answer. I think this is one of those books that you just have to take a motherfucking chance and read it for yourself. 😁

Please read my full review here:
TamaraTheReadingMermaid.weebly.com

LauraJ Motherfucking stacked! 🦈 5y
BeansPage @LauraJ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 5y
darklydreaming Best review ever haha!! 5y
Gaylagal2 🤣🤣🤙Love it! 5y
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BeansPage
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And up next is......
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

❤️ @MaleficentBookDragon ❤️

Reagan This book was insane. 5y
CocoReads Love the title! 5y
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BeansPage
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OMG!!! I just got spoiled by @MaleficentBookDragon 😲😲😲 oh my goodness girl you really know what I like! I love all your gifts so much! I can't wait to use the mermaid blanket! It is gorgeous and I know what I'll be doing tonight with the hubby.... SHOTS! 🥃 I absolutely cannot wait to read the tagged book 😂😂😂 it's going to be great. And thank you so much for the coloring book and the pencils. Love you girl 😘😘😘

Gaylagal2 You sure did! Well deserved 🤙 5y
BeansPage @Gaylagal2 😘😘 5y
ReadingsByTheC That is so awesome! 5y
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MaleficentBookDragon Yay! I'm glad you like everything! I may get one of the blankets for myself. It is so fun. Thank @ReadingRover for the book. I'm just passing the fun along. I can't wait to talk about it when you read it. 5y
BeansPage @MaleficentBookDragon I love everything girl! And yes we're definitely going to have to have a talk about this one 🤣🤣🤣 5y
ReadingRover 😂 @MaleficentBookDragon that Book is such a crowd pleaser!!! 5y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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What goes great with Motherfucking Sharks?
That's right, peanut butter cups and two snobby cats that are too good to take their photo with a book by that title.
#catsoflitsy

CocoReads Reese‘s goes with everything! 5y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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What did I just read?!? So weird. And so many questions.
Persephone is not sure what to think either.
Thanks again @ReadingRover
#catsoflitsy

sprainedbrain Hahaha! That book was bananapants. 😂 5y
MaleficentBookDragon @sprainedbrain 😂 that is correct. I was thinking also bat shit crazy. 5y
sprainedbrain @MaleficentBookDragon definitely that, too! 😅 5y
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Smrloomis 🤔🤔🤔 and on top of it all, it‘s described as a Western??? Thoroughly confused. 5y
ReadingRover Isn‘t it insane?!? But entertaining! @Smrloomis I can see it being a western. 🤠 5y
ReadingRover Persephone has on a total WTF face!!! 😂 5y
Smrloomis @ReadingRover 😂😂😂 weird! 5y
MaleficentBookDragon @ReadingRover I was trying to figure out the time period too. I did end up thinking it was a western. 5y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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I couldn't resist. I'm reading this one tonight. 🦈🦈🦈
@ReadingRover

BookDragonNotWorm OMG. YES!!!! 5y
Soubhiville Ha! That title! 5y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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I came home from work last night to this lovely package from @ReadingRover
Thank you so much! I love everything. It was so well thought out and perfect for me. I'm really looking forward to Black Cats & Evil Eyes as well as the tagged book (which I may just have to share with my #TeamCthulhu after reading it)
It was a perfect, and much needed, cure for the #mondayblues
Thank you again.

Wellreadhead 😎 5y
BeansPage Yassss girl!!! 😍😍😍 5y
Avanders 😍😍😍 5y
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LeahBergen That superstitions book looks great! 5y
BethM So awesome! 5y
ReadingRover I‘m so glad you like everything and sorry it got there so late but I had to read that book! 5y
rather_be_reading all tht alice in wonderland 😍 5y
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Chrys
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Mehso-so

Um...yeah....okaayyy. I have no idea what to say about this. It wasn‘t badly written, but I am just not sure what I think.

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Reagan
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This was a literary hit and run. What. Did. I. Just. Read? I mean, the book is about sharks that come after a big rain. They aren‘t friendly. I think I‘m happy that I finally read it, but I reserve the right to change my mind. It was bananas.

TrishB It sounds bananas! 6y
Reggie Lolol, I‘m stacking. Lololol 6y
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tysephine
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Mehso-so

Ok, but like, what did I just read??

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tysephine
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This book was already weird, but this is how this whole chapter goes. Just a page and a half of "rain." Whaaaaat the actual f.

sprainedbrain That book entertained me so much. 😂 6y
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sprainedbrain
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Some short (but really good) books that I love. 😃

#QuickReads #AndItsAugust

Scurvygirl 🦈🦈🦈 7y
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Maggie4483
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In honor of #SharkWeek, I'm throwing it back to when my family got SO mad at me for reading this on the beach. #BeachReads 🦈 🦈🦈

CocoReads Sounds like something I would do. 7y
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Aninski
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The first book I thought of for today, even if these sharks are not in the #ocean ?#SizzlinSummerBooks @Tiffy_Reads

"It comes on winds that smell of blood, the storm that sweeps the motherfucking sharks from man-dwelling village to man-dwelling village, where they fall as... fall as rain, as spores in the drops, to land on the land, and emerge from the wetness."

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???
☔️☔️☔️

BekahB I have this one on my Kindle, but I haven't read it yet. 😀 7y
monkeygirlsmama Is this supposed to be like Sharnado? 🦈 7y
Aninski @monkeygirlsmama Kind of, but not really! In this one the sharks "sprout" out of the puddles after it rains ? 7y
Aninski @BekahB I thought I'd like it more than I did, but it was still a fun read! 7y
monkeygirlsmama Okay, this has to go on my TBR. Shelfed! 7y
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Camsmom2010
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What did I just read?!?😂 A quick read. A bit bizarre. Totally engrossed. Quirky. Loved it. Not much more I can say about it!

sprainedbrain Love that book! Creepy and weird. 😃 7y
Camsmom2010 @sprainedbrain So weird! 😂 7y
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sprainedbrain
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Day 28 of #marchintoreading

Some #crazycovers on some crazy (awesome) books. 😜

RealLifeReading Glad to hear the books are awesome! 7y
Listener15 I LOVED "John Dies at the End." Not a book I would have picked up normally, but for some reason I did and have never been able to look at those "Testimints" the same way again. (Before I just rolled my eyes, I'm not sure this is any better. Yay for living in the Deep South.) 7y
sprainedbrain @Robothugs me too! So weird and wonderful. 😃 7y
sprainedbrain @Listy Omg, I guess I'm glad I don't live in an area with Testimints. 😳 I felt the same way... I probably never would have read John if it hadn't been an audible daily deal. I loved it! 7y
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Liberty
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Just read two real stinkers in a row, so now I'm cleansing my brain's palate by rereading one of my favorites. 📚🖤🦈

MallenNC While listening to All the Books this week I was wondering if you ever read anything you hated. This answers my question! 7y
Liberty @MallenNC All the time. 7y
OffTheBeatenShelf.com Just curious, but do you ever share what books you didn't like to warn people they're not great, or do you just not talk about them? What do you do if you get an ARC you hate and the publisher is expecting you to promote it? No worries if you don't want to answer and apologies if you've covered this somewhere previously. 7y
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Camsmom2010 I just borrowed this book! Haven't started it yet, but now I'm intrigued. 7y
diovival What!? I must read this. 7y
RealBooks4ever This HAS to be my next read!! 😍🦈 7y
ClairesReads I need to read this 7y
Liberty @OffTheBeatenShelf.com I much prefer to tell people what I think is great. I don't receive anything that I am expected to promote. ☺️ 7y
bitterbear 👌👌👌👌 love this book... 7y
Reviewsbylola I think I can guess one of the stinkers. Glad I'm not alone! 7y
tysephine This book must be mine 💸 7y
meggofrank Oh my gods, what is this magic and why isn't it mine?! 7y
FloofyMouse This has to be one of the best titles I have ever seen 😝👍🏻 7y
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Lchnessmnstr
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A DNF with a huge eyeroll on top...

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NerdyRev
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Ummm...hmmm...Free if you have Amazon Unlimited...um...Some great and incredible sentences. It has real writing behind it...um...I have no idea how to describe it, but I liked it. It isn't trashy as the cover suggests, but it is surreal and kind of fun in a disturbing way. The ending pays off...ummm...just read it as I can't even...

sprainedbrain I loved this freaking book! 7y
Hoopiefoot This might go down as one of my favorite @Litsy reviews of all time 😀 7y
NerdyRev @Hoopiefoot Ha! The book really is like that. I don't know how to describe it. 7y
NerdyRev @sprainedbrain 1st- Great handle! I like Sprainedbrain. 2nd- Me too. I don't know what I read, but I liked it. 7y
sprainedbrain @NerdyRev I borrowed my username from a song lyric a long time ago. I also read this one and it's equally messed up and fun. (edited) 7y
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Bette
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Action shot of Theo ... thinking there was something under the books. Nope. Books!!! So this was my Amazon box influenced by Litsy. Thanks Litsy folks...you'll probably be getting individual emails from my husband to cease and desist. ???? Because his joking: you work in a library" has never stopped me. Me: what's your point? ??? Books: must have books. (Letting you in on the joke: He probably reads more than I do.)?❤️

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sprainedbrain
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Day 15 of #somethingforsept is #weirdbooks and these two are the weirdest I have read lately. The Vegetarian is good, but I definitely had some 'what am I reading' moments.

Motherfucking Sharks is just a crazy little ride - very entertaining!

RealLifeReading That is some title! 8y
sprainedbrain @RealLifeReading 😂 yes, it's some story, too. 8y
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Maggie4483
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Apparently this isn't good beach reading?

Liberty Who says so? 😂 8y
Maggie4483 @Liberty: I guess some people don't want to think about sharks right before they go into ocean? Didn't make sense to me either. 8y
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ImaginativeMom
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Violent, gory, odd... I loved it. If you're a fan of Johannes Cabal or Chuck Palahniuk, you might give this one a go. I took this wild ride in about an hour, but fair warning: it's not for the faint of heart! #24in48 book one

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ImaginativeMom
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About halfway through my first #24in48 book, with a cup of coffee, before the rest of the house is awake. Admittedly, literary Sharknado may not have been the best choice before breakfast. But it's fun!

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sprainedbrain
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This book was so weird... So inventive and funny and gross and amazing. A very short read, but entertaining all the way through. Pictured: one of the less interesting chapters. 😂

BookishFeminist This chapter 😭😂 8y
stargazerblue49 I need my kindle back... I borrowed this via Amazon prime and I have yet to read it! 8y
QueenAnne This looks like it might help you fall asleep.. With a lot of patience and a lot of imagination hihi 😝🌧🌧🌧☔️☔️☔️ 8y
OvyReadz 🙊 8y
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sprainedbrain
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I'm not entirely sure what possessed me to buy this book, but so far I am entertained! 😳😂

McFarchie It's good fun 8y
Twocougs I have it too but haven't read it yet. I got it because the name cracked me up 8y
StaceyKondla I'd buy that just for the marvellous cover!! 8y
BookishFeminist Prob the most ridiculous book I've ever read 😂😂 8y
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BookishFeminist
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Do you know what week it still is? That's right, it's motherfucking SHARK WEEK. Read this bad boy last night. I was in for a treat. Desert sharks? ✔️ Shark attacks in a bathtub? ✔️ FLYING SHARKS THAT ATTACK YOU WHEN IT'S RAINING? ✔️ Bonus: twincest(?!) & a dude carrying skulls of his dead family.🐬

BekahB HA! This has been sitting on my kindle for a year. I should get to it in honor of Shark Week too. 8y
mauveandrosysky Loved it! 8y
ClairesReads Soooooo keen for this book! 8y
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Classic_Wirginia Is this book just and ebook? No print editions? I've been looking for it for months 8y
Mayread 😂 You had me at ✔️ 8y
BookishFeminist @BekahB Yes, do it! Just the fact that this exists makes my day. It is utterly RIDICULOUS and perfect for shark week. 😂😭 8y
BookishFeminist @mauveandrosysky Yes! Not the best quality thing I've ever read but it gets stars just for existing lol 8y
BookishFeminist @ClairesReads Get it! It's only $3.99 on Kindle if you're in the US! 8y
BookishFeminist @Classic_Wirginia There's a paper copy of it too :) I got the ebook bc it was way cheaper + immediate. 8y
BookishFeminist @Skiles 🤘🏼 it's just awesome! 8y
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BlueNoodleFritz
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Because....Shark Week!!! 🎉🎉

RealLifeReading Those shoes are just too amazing! 8y
BlueNoodleFritz @RealLifeReading thank you!!! 😁I have several from the same company - I should do books and the shoes that go with them. Hahahaha!!! 8y
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thegirlwiththelibrarybag Everything is teeth is a sweet read 😊 but a book where sharks appear out of puddles... I think I need to buy that 😂 8y
BlueNoodleFritz @thegirlwiththelibrarybag it's a quick read too! Perfect to celebrate the week! 8y
thegirlwiththelibrarybag @BlueNoodleFritz, I don't think we do that many theme weeks in Australia - but a quick read sounds 👌 8y
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McFarchie
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Starting this :)

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mauveandrosysky
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Thanks to @Liberty for posting about this gem!Magical flying sharks emerge out of puddles and destroy everyone in sight. That's really all you need to know. It's Sharknado if Sharknado were a smart, laugh-out-loud funny, gruesomely dark comedy. And it's only 116 pages. Do it. You know you want to.

sherrynuts I think I need to buy a copy of this for all of my friends. 8y
Liberty Yesssssssssssssss. 8y
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Liberty
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Soooooooo excited to learn that Brian Allen Carr, author of all these wonderful novellas (including MFS, one of my very favorite books) has his first novel coming out next year!!! 🚀🤘🏼⚡️

brendanmleonard I love all those titles. 8y
mauveandrosysky Motherfucking Sharks is hands down the best title I've ever seen. 8y
Liberty @mauveandrosysky I am obsessed with it. 8y
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kristina_with_a_k Motherfucking Sharks...now that's a title! Just in time for SharkWeek. #youregonnaneedabiggerboat 8y
JPeterson I don't even care what it's about, I just need it for the title. (Granted, I'll read and probably love it anyways) 😄 8y
Abcdefghijklmnop You had me at "Motherfucking Sharks" ? 8y
balletbookworm Is Motherfucking Sharks the title? SOLD!! 8y
Twocougs Damn you Liberty, now I have to read the freaking book (already on order)🐟 8y
Cinfhen Wow! That wins for most catchy title EVER!!! 8y
Kitta 🐟🐟🐟 8y
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Bagreening
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I love sharks!!!

Bagreening That is one freakin' weird crazy book 8y
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