Welcome to Litsy!

1. Don't use your turn signal when you cut me off.
2. Yes child, let's read the same book 10x in a row.
3. No, thank you, I have too many books.
4. Yuck, sushi!
5. Only 1 glass of wine, I'm trying to cut back.
6. I love 110+ degree heat. It's refreshing.
7. Please, come into my personal space.
8. I hate coffee, it smells terrible.
9. Please keep honking while I load my kids into the car. I can't hear you.
10. Game of Thrones is overrated!

1) Summer is great!
2) Rain sounding on the roof keeps me awake.
3) I like how you switch into the other lane 5 yards before it closes.
4) I prefer going to the club to reading.
5) Dear student, I just loved how you plagiarized that paper.
6) I prefer showering to taking a bath.
7) Spiders are so cute.
8) Travel? Nah, what good does it do?
9) Sure, feel free not to return my books.
10) Autumny weather makes me depressed.
#tenthingsidneversay

So mine ended up sounding a bit passive aggressive, but it gave me a chuckle coming up with this list. (Number 1 actually happened this morning, so the irritation was still fresh ?) #tenthingsidneversay

Bonus thing I'll never say: "Oh, look! Another list prompt is circulating on Litsy! Ain't nobody got time for that."

#tenthingsidneversay

1.Huge party? Hell yeah!
2. No cheese for me thank you.
3. No chocolate either.
4. And definitely no tea.
5. Housework, hooray!
6. I'd love to cook for you all, when can you come over?
7. I definitely have enough books.
8. I also have enough yarn.
9. I really think feminism is a waste of time.
10. Time for a jog.

1. Sure, I'll drive to that place we've never been to before.
2. Having pets was the worst decision I ever made.
3. Getting older is fun!
4. 80s music sucked.
5. I forgot to eat.
6. Teaching is easy!
7. I wish the school year/day was longer.
8. I never worry about anything.
9. Let's watch football!
10.Reading is a waste of time.
#10thingsidneversay #tenthingsidneversay