St. Valentine's Day is still three days away, but the Church down the street is already in the mood for true love! Who says romance is dead?
8little_paws 😵 7y
LeahBergen Just our own husbands? 🤔 7y
Indexasaurus 😂😂 7y
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Yossarian @LeahBergen I believe in the 1970s you were allowed to submit unto whichever husband's keys you picked out of the fishbowl, but that turned out to be a faulty translation of the Epistles, I think. 7y
B.Reader Lol 7y
OrangeMooseReads 🙄 7y
RiotMom 🤣🤣🤣 7y
LeahBergen Translating Hebrew into Greek takes the fun out of EVERYTHING. 7y
Weaponxgirl I always want to troll these kind of signs. Like go in and say my husband wants me to submit to a threesome I'm not into and what does the bible say about it? And then see how much I can get away with. But I am a bad person 7y
britt_brooke 😆 7y
howjessicareads 😜 7y
freyaheart A little dom and sub play is always fun. That's why 50 shades is... what? What do you mean that's not what they are talking about? Oh... ooohhhh. No thanks I'll stick with my kink thanks. Lol 7y
CarolynOliver Ugh 7y
cariashley Woooow. 7y
SassenachTheBookWizard This should surprise me... But it doesnt 7y
whatsjennareading Sweet. Jesus. 7y
night_shift Oh. Ew. 7y
Yossarian #KeepTheAintInSaintValentinesDay 7y
tjwill 😖 7y
KatelynAchatz 😤😤😤 7y
SuperPunkNinja OMFG 7y
ninjypants 😫 7y
lauralovesbooks1 Unbelievable. 7y
Bklover 😫😫😩 7y
Lizpixie Wow. And they wonder why church services are drawing less people.😬 7y
readinginthedark @Weaponxgirl Do it! 7y
readinginthedark 🙄😷 7y
KellyMuser Good grief. 🙄 7y
Elisa Oh geez 🙄🙄 Surely there must be a better line in the Bible to inspire people to celebrate love? 7y
Tamarity "It's not God I have a problem with, it's his fan club." 7y
Cinfhen Oh wow 😳 7y
Notafraidofwords Ummmm 7y
SpacyStacy Must have ordered from the Westboro holiday decor catalog. 7y
kspenmoll 😱 7y
beckygracelea @SpacyStacy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 7y
Laalaleighh You know a bunch of passive aggressive men decided on this. Ew. 7y
TrishB 😈😈really....... 7y
Foxyfictionista That'll be the day... 7y
CocoReads Um.... 7y
tournevis *slow clap* 7y
mjdowens Uh...wow? 7y
Mrsfrantz85 Wow.... 7y
JenniferJarrell Ummmm....no. 7y
bookhoarder513 Yikes 😨 7y
bookwrm526 👎🏻🤢😡 7y
bookishbunny Seriously? No. Just no.😤 7y
MamaGina Perfect example (of many!) of why church and I ended up parting company🤓 7y
sprainedbrain One of many reasons I am not involved with religion... 7y
BooksCatsMaine All I have is a gf and a cat. Who do I submit to, church? 😹😹(joke, obviously the cat is in charge) 7y
StaceyKondla So awful 😡 7y
TelevisionNeighbor @BooksGirlsCats 😂😂😂 7y
TheBookbabeblog84 I once had this quoted at me...and I reminded the man to go read Ephesians 5:25-28 and 33. That shut him up. It speaks to how a man is to treat his spouse. Christians can be a funny, bunch....and I am a Christian.. 7y
Gina Ugh! 7y
AmyG Uh, no. 7y
Hobbinol 😮 7y
MatchlessMarie I guess they completely missed the point of Ephesians 5:21 🤢 7y
doodlinginthelibrary Siiiiiiigh 7y
Sheltiemama Oh, honey, no. 7y
JacquelynLovesYou Smh. 7y
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