Thanks for the tags, @Eggs and @Ravenlee!
1. I've had all books signed by Laurie Notaro in person (it helps that she and I were in high school together and even had AP English with each other!) I also have a signed comic strip from Charles Schulz, and we chatted on the phone.
2. I have bought/rebought/stupidly bought more times than I count. 🤦♀️
3. I want to LIVE next door to Samwise Gamgee in the shire; would Frodo give me his old home? 🤔