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Clare-Dragonfly
The Mists of Avalon | Marion Zimmer Bradley
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Watery tarts distribute swords, forming the basis of a system of government. #badsummary

jmtrivera 😂😂😂 It gets better! 😉 3w
Heideschrampf I live for this! 2w
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ReadWithAJ
The Night Circus | Erin Morgenstern
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Two enemies make their children fight to the death but instead the children decide to join the circus for eternity.

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WanderingBookaneer
Charlotte's Web | E. B. White
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Friends work together so that the runt doesn‘t become bacon. #badsummary

IamIamIam 😂😂😂 #mmmbacon 3w
marleed So good - the summary- not the bacon! 3w
ferskner Hahaha! 3w
BiblioLitten 😆 3w
ruskigurl16 That is the absolute best (humorous) way to describe this jem of a book. 😂👏 3w
104 likes1 stack add5 comments
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BookishTrish
The Secret History | Donna Tartt
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A group of college students take inspiration from an ancient ritual and go on a brief murder spree.

Lcsmcat This is perfect! 3w
Ashley_Nicoletto 🤣🤣 yessss 3w
Davor Hahahah I love this 😂😂 3w
LauraK411 Pretty much! 😃 1d
22 likes5 comments
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WanderingBookaneer
Harry Potter | JK Rowling
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A bumbling lad survives school—and the ultimate bully—with the help of his two best friends: a brainy girl and a fearful boy. #badsummary

HOTPock3tt Love this! ♥️ 3w
Lcsmcat Perfect! 3w
GripLitGrl 😄❤👍 3w
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Kdgordon88 Spot on! 3w
Dragon 😀👍🐉 3w
Heideschrampf Perfect! Maybe add "... in the end he still gets all the credit for saving the world" 3w
75 likes6 comments
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Heideschrampf
Jane Eyre | Charlotte Brontë
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This #badsummary can be broken down way too short - or does it make it even better??

Short: ➿The nanny has an affair with her boss, then his wife burns down the house.➿

Long: ➿So this poor girl gets a job as a nanny and gets seduced by her boss (fyi: he sometimes wears drag). Then she finds out he's already married, but after his wife burns down the house they get hitched anyways. She also sees a lot of ghosts and wins the lottery. The end.➿

readordierachel 😆😆 3w
squirrelbrain Love the shorter version! 🤣 3w
Smrloomis Also prefer the shorter version, but both are good! 😂 3w
SW-T Both good but really liked the short version 😂 3w
jmtrivera Short version for the win! 3w
56 likes5 comments
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emz711
Persuasion | Jane Austen
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Anne's family doesn't approve of her engagement so she breaks it off and he joins the Navy. Eight years later, he dates Anne's friend who hits her head and he runs away. He comes back to hang with Anne and her family and friends but she's dating someone else. He overhears her talking about how women love the longest and he writes her a letter... no spoilers!

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tpixie
A Man Called Ove: A Novel | Fredrik Backman
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A grumpy curmudgeon of a man keeps putting off committing suicide (yikes!) because everyone keeps needing him to help them. #BadSummary

Nerdy_Bookworm A gunslinger is followed by a schizophrenic lady, a little boy, a doglike animal, and a drug addict, on a journey to find some emo dude, and to visit some tall building! 3w
tpixie @Nerdy_Bookworm YES! Stand Tall! Remember your Father! 3w
Nerdy_Bookworm Yesssss!!!!!!!!! A fellow member of the Ka'Tet! 3w
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tpixie @Nerdy_Bookworm ♥️😊♥️ 3w
Hollie Loved that book and your bad summary! 3w
tpixie @Hollie 😊 3w
Dragon Ove would love this description 😀👍🐉 3w
tpixie @Dragon ha!! ♥️📚♥️ 3w
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