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Farty Pants
Farty Pants | C. Jordan
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He loves them so much that he likes to give them gifts each and every day.
The thing is his favorite gift to give them… is his farts.
Ethan thinks farts are the best, funniest things ever… so he is a bit confused about why other people don’t like it when he farts on them.
Farts can be funny… but other people don’t always feel the same way.
Will Ethan be farting on people forever?
Will his mom and dad manage to stop him?
Who else will fall victim to one of Ethan’s "special gifts"?
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lil1inblue
Farty Pants | C. Jordan
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We do not care that we scare small animals with our gassiness. 🤣🤣🤣 We also do not care if this is TMI. We could all use the laugh.

#wdncw #wedonotcarewednesday @dabbe #haikuadayish #haikuhive

TheBookHippie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1w
JenlovesJT47 😂😂😂 well just between you and me this happened to me the other day and all the kittens scattered to the four winds 💨💨💨🤣😂😅 1w
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AnnCrystal 🐝👸👏🏼😂👌🏼🐝💝. (edited) 1w
Bookperson96 „Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.“ (Benjamin Franklin) 💨 1w
CBee Well. This just made my day. Solidarity, my tooty sister 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 1w
dabbe Thanks for this rootin'-tootin' haiku! 😂🧡😂 1w
lil1inblue @JenlovesJT47 😹 😹 😹 1w
lil1inblue @Bookperson96 🙌 🙌 🙌 1w
lil1inblue @AnnCrystal 😂 😉 😜 1w
lil1inblue @CBee Toot, toot! 💨 😂💨 1w
lil1inblue @dabbe 😂 😉 😜 1w
LiseWorks Oh I can so relate, I had a friend who used to say rather feel the shame than feel the pain 😁 1w
Susanita I laughed so hard! 🤣🤣🤣 7d
kspenmoll 😂😂😂 7d
lil1inblue @LiseWorks Haha. Love that! 😅 6d
lil1inblue @Susanita Honestly, so did I. 😂 😮 😂 6d
lil1inblue @kspenmoll 😂 😉 😜 6d
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GeorgiaBookLover
Farty Pants | C. Jordan
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