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New job offer accepted & now the drug test. In my car in the parking lot reading the tagged book for #diversecozy & sucking down my Starbucks & bottle of water & trying to find the sweet spot between “OMG I have to go enough to fill this cup!” & “Line, I don‘t care about any line, you let me go NOW or it‘s gonna be too late!” #bladderpressures 😬😳😱🤣

AmyG Congrats! 1w
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Congratulations 🎊🎈🎉 1w
Bookwormjillk Congratulations and good luck! 1w
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mdemanatee Congrats! 1w
BarbaraBB Congratulations! And, if I may ask, why a drugstest? Is that always part of the procedure to get a job? 1w
DebinHawaii @AmyG @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @Bookwormjillk @mdemanatee @BarbaraBB Thank you friends! Girding my loins now to resign. 😳 1w
DebinHawaii @BarbaraBB Yes, it‘s a new employment drug test. Many employers here do it especially if there is an element of warehouse & transportation (so equipment) to the company, even if that‘s not my role. 1w
Mollyanna Congratulations! Hopefully you hit the right beverage balance 😉 1w
BarbaraBB I see! Thanks for explaining! Wishing you good luck 🍀 in the new job 🤍 1w
DebinHawaii @Mollyanna Thank you. TMI but the last drug test I took was 5 years ago & it was a giant cup. This was a fraction of that so I overbalanced a bit! 🤣🤣😱🤣🤣 1w
mdemanatee @DebinHawaii you‘ve got this! 1w
Smrloomis Yippee for the new job and hope the line to do your test wasn‘t too long!! 😂 1w
LeahBergen Congrats on the new job (and the large pee 😆). 1w
Bookzombie Congratulations! 🧁 6d
TheBookHippie ♥️♥️♥️♥️ congrats!!! Oy the pee in a cup 😵‍💫 3d
rubyslippersreads Congratulations on the new job! I hate having to “give a sample,” though. 😏 3d
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