Welcome to Litsy!

Here�s what you need to know about me � I�m well-off, well-hung and quick with a joke. Women like a guy who makes them laugh�and I don�t mean at the size of his d*ck. No, they want their funny with a side of huge� not to mention loyal. I�ve got all that plus a big bank account, thanks to my booming construction business. Yup. I know how to use all my tools. Enter Natalie. Hot, sexy, smart, and my new assistant. Which makes her totally off limits... Hey, I�m a good guy. Really. I do my best to stay far away from the kind of temptation she brings to work. Until one night in Vegas� Yeah, you�ve heard this one before. Bad news on the business front, drowning our sorrows in a few too many Harvey Wallbangers, and then I�m banging her. In my hotel room. In her hotel room. Behind the Titanic slot machine at the Flamingo (don�t ask). And before I can make her say �Oh God right there YES!� one more time, we�re both saying yes�the big yes�at a roadside chapel in front of a guy in press-on sideburns and a shiny gold leisure suit. But it turns out what happened in Vegas didn�t stay in Vegas. And now, my dick doesn�t stay in my pants when she�s around. I try to resist. Honest. But the more we try to keep our hands to ourselves, the more we end up naked again, and the more time I want to spend with her fully clothed, too. The question now is�do I take this woman to be my ex-wife?