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Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies
Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities | Chris Kluwe
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Hi. In your hands, right now, you hold the culmination of thousands of years of human intelligence, ingenuity, and brilliance. Now put your goddamn phone down and pay attention to my book. What is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because now I get to tell you.) Time travel. Gay marriage. Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING. Tiny brags from my publisher, stuff like: "This is an uproarious, uncensored take on empathy, personal responsibility, and what it means to be human." Excessive brags about myself: "An extraordinarily clever, punishingly funny, sharp-tongued blogosphere star, NFL player, husband and father, one-time violin prodigy, voracious lifetime reader, obsessive gamer, and fearless champion of personal freedom." Oh, and also an essay on the Pope's Twitter account. Honestly, if that doesn't draw you in, there's no hope left for humanity. I also give my own funeral eulogy, in case you were hoping I'd go away and die now! So please, join me in the glorious art of windmill tilting by reading this "collection of rousing, uncensored personal essays, letters, and stories" (I have no idea why that's in quotes). Join the herd of Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies. (You know you want to.)
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Karisa
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On the 8th day of #WinterGames my Christmastree gave to me...

🎶🎵Five sparkling jewels!🎶🎵

#OrnamentScavengerHunt

#TMSkellington @Crimson613 @StayCurious @Clwojick

coffees 51pts!! pretty 😍 5y
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TCLinrow
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@JoScho Thanks for this awesome giveaway!
I'm not sure what to choose, but here goes #uniquelyyou :
📘My telephone voice is so different to my normal voice that my friends don't recognise me when I answer their calls ☎️
Or...
📙Everyone I meet is surprised by my personality, because they see my tattoos and piercings first and make presumptions... and I enjoy their surprise far more than I probably should 🤓

JoScho Clearly they shouldn‘t judge a book by its cover 😉 6y
TCLinrow @JoScho I think that's what I enjoy so much 😉 6y
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TheWordJar
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What a fun giveaway @JoScho! Congratulations on your milestone! I‘ve enjoyed reading about what makes other Littens #uniquelyyou, so I thought I‘d join in.

When I was 11, I played in a national junior golf tournament. I took 6th place in a field of 51 competitors. 🏌️‍♀️⛳️ I wish I had more time to golf these days!

LauraBeth Wow! I have always wanted to play golf 🏌️‍♀️ 6y
JoScho That is impressive! 6y
LeahBergen Cool! 6y
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tonyahoswalt
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#uniquelyyou
Congrats @JoScho !

I am pretty random and quirky, but when I first meet someone, I come off really quiet -- either really shy or possibly even stuck up. I have bad social anxiety, even in small social situations, even in groups of people I know. Once I get more comfortable with a person, depending on the comfort level, the randomness and quirks may start to come out, including random noises and bursting into my own made up songs.

JoScho Lol I make up silly songs too. You are in a safe space here on Litsy-many introverts. 💕 6y
CouronneDhiver I‘m very similar. Introverting rocks! 🤘😎 6y
tracey38 I'm the same. Also suffer with RBF which makes me seem mean, lol. 6y
tracey38 @tonyahoswalt 😂 or should I say... 😠 lol 6y
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