
I have a creepy neighbor across the street who likes to stand on the sidewalk & stare at people. More explanation in comments ⤵️
Dear Mr. Creeper:
keep your eyeballs to yourself —
they might get stuck that way.
Your mama never told you
it‘s not polite to stare at
strangers — or neighbors?
Signed: the girl across
the way. P.S. You‘re too old to
be playing Ding Dong Ditch.