Welcome to Litsy!

Tyrion readies himself unwillingly for the headsman, but instead it is his brother. Well, most of him
Jaime frees him, saying he owes a debt for a secret he has kept about Tysha
He finds Varys, but doesn‘t wish to follow the escape plan, he climbs to the secret passage to the Hand‘s chambers &finds himself confronting Shae before finding his father.

Shae tells the court that Tyrion &Sansa plotted together to steal the crown, she also admits to being his whore.
Tyrion demands trial by battle
Oberyn broods on getting justice for Elia &squares up to face the Mountain. Oberyn taunts his opponent, dancing around the lumbering, armor clad Mountain. Oberyn inflicts serious wounds, demands the Mountain confess, but as Tyrion starts to celebrate, Mountain pulls Oberyn down & crushes him.

Tyrion asks about trial by battle, but Cersei will choose the Mountain as her champion
His choice, Bronn is to wed to Lollys &get Stokeworth castle, a plot by Cersei to indebt him to her. Tyrion is unable to beat that
At trial, witnesses are paraded out, no one can find Sansa. He thinks about taking the Black
Oberyn visits, previous strategies haunt Tyrion, &he tells Oberyn that Elia was killed by The Mountain. Oberyn offers himself as champion

Tyrion, incredibly drunk, theorizes that Joff sent the man to attack Bran w/Littlefinger‘s knife at Winterfell
Joff &Maragery say their vows
Tyrion drinks more as they prepare for the feast, Sansa wears THE Hairnet
After pleasantries they toast the new queen &start the festivities. Sansa, distracted, hardly eats
Joff calls for jousters &makes mockery of Tyrion, soaked in wine for refusing to join the show, he tries to leave, But it‘s time for pie-

Tyrion worries for Sansa but doesn‘t know how to help her.
He goes to the cellar to meet Shae.

Lannisters get news from the Twins “captured a fat fish & 2 wolf pelts”. River men are lost now.The Mountain is sent to deal with Harrenhal
Joff wants to torment Sansa with another Stark head, Tyrion stops it
Joff insults Tywin, he &Cersei are dismissed. Tywin was involved with the Frey‘s plot &has more deceptions for the Oberyn. He‘s also promised Arya Stark to Roose Bolton‘s Bastard somehow the North will fall to Tyrion &Sansa‘s hypothetical son

Tyrion goes to meet the Dornishmen coming to KingsLanding, Prince Doran has not come, Oberyn (the great warrior, the Red Viper of Dorne) has come instead. Tyrion worries about this &more so once Oberyn introduces his paramour. Oberyn tells how he met Tyrion as an infant & was disappointed that Tyrion wasn‘t a monster with a pigs tail, claws &a beard. Oberyn reveals he is seeking justice for his sister Elia, revenge on Gregor Clegane.

Tyrion is looking to rebuild the Gate &city damaged in battle. Everyone knows he has not bed Sansa &they find it a source of amusement. Sansa is miserable. Tyrion confronts the singer, tries to send him away, gets blackmailed. He is called before Tywin to see the Valyrian Steele sword being gifted to Joff… & 1 for Jaime. They bicker. Tyrells have refused to marry Cersei to Willas. Tywin is trying to place Slynt as commander of Nights Watch

Lannisters talk about allying with Balon Greyjoy. Littlefinger, Lord of Harrenhal, is sent to woo Lysa. Tyrion is made master of coin. They call for death to the deserters,Tyrion makes a case for sending them to the Wall. Tywin doesn‘t care if the Wall falls, it‘ll be another thing for the North to deal with. Cersei learns of Highgarden‘s plan to whisk away Sansa as Tywin plots to marry off Cersei to Willas instead.. &Tyrion to Sansa

Tyrion visits Varys who tells of all the spies for both Tywin & Cersei watching. Tyrion wants to see Shae 1 last time, asks Varys to arrange it. They have an enthusiastic reunion. Tyrion explains the danger she is in with Tywin there, but Shae only asks about her finery, moving back to a manse, attending the wedding feast. He tells her no, but in the end he can‘t send her away. He sends Bronn after the singer who‘d seen him with Shae at the house