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How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters
How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack | Andrew Shaffer
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Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300 mph. How Will You Survive? In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost. But fear not. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way. Inside this life-saving reference, you’ll find: • Vital information about dozens of unnatural disasters and ungodly monsters that can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons; • Easy-to-understand survival tips for avoiding a bloody demise; • Inspirational words of wisdom from survivors, including Fin Shepard and April Wexler; • Useful resources, such as the Shepard Survival Assessment Test (S.S.A.T), and much more. With this essential book in hand, you too can be a hero who laughs in the face of calamity while saving friends and family. Or you can just avoid getting savagely ripped apart by a robocroc. Either way, you’ve been warned. Now be prepared. Sharknado 2: The Second One premieres July 30 at 9/8c on Syfy! From the Trade Paperback edition.
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“What if you suddenly saw a two-ton great white shark barreling through the air toward your face? Such a sight defies all logic. ‘That‘s fake,‘ you mumble. Your brain shorts out. Your legs won‘t move. Without this book, the best you can hope for is to be killed in a dry pair of underwear.”

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rohit-sawant Sharknado is one my fave guilty pleasure movies 😆 1mo
Cinfhen Sharknado makes me think of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis 🎶and this book 1mo
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Happy Easter all from us to you.

We are spending our day our traditional way. Roast lamb lunch and watching Sharknado! Have a wonderful weekend.


Great read about how to survive in unusual disasters!

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I was offline this weekend so this is post is overdue but THANK YOU @MiyakoBunny for the Birthday/V-Day loot! So generous and I seriously got such a kick out of everything. I am now thoroughly prepared for when sharks fall out of the sky and my husband didn't need to be rushed to the ER when he tried some of that hot candy. #winwin

You are so creative! 🖤 Saved the box, it's so awesome that I have to #payitforward #horrorpost #nightmaresahead

MiyakoBunny ♥️🖤I‘m glad you liked everything 😍!!!🖤♥️Happy Horrors!!!♥️🖤☺️ & it‘s definitely a #WinWin lol 😂 It‘s sweet of you to #payitforward w/the box 📦 I sent you 😄 I‘m sure Jigsaw would 🖤 that 😈 lol 🤣 1y
laundry_piles @MiyakoBunny that box though 😂😂 doesn't everyone want to play a game? 🖤😈 1y
MiyakoBunny Yes truly😈👹🖤Muhahahahaha!!!!🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤♥️🖤😂😂😂 1y
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JenlovesJT47 So much awesomeness in one picture! ❤️🖤❤️ 1y
TricksyTails Woahhhhh! This is awesome!! You always nail it @MiyakoBunny !! 😈🖤😈🖤 1y
MiyakoBunny @TricksyTails Thank you 😘😍♥️😈🖤🖤🖤 1y
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I'm totally looking forward to Sharknado 5 and I don't care who knows.......

Liatrek LOL you are not alone! I love this movies 😂 2y
Buddys_Momma @Liatrek I knew I wasn't alone LOL!!! 2y
MrBook He should have that weapon as his hand like the chainsaw in Evil Dead. 😂 2y
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