
This a screenshot from the “updated“ CDC page on vaccines.
Did you know that “Band-Aids do not heal wounds through Satanic magic“ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that Band-Aids use Satanic magic to heal wounds?
We are living in the dumbest timeline. Is this how conspiracy theory believers feel when they are told they are wrong (you know, minus the decades of research proving you aren't wrong)?














This entire article is an exercise in the “we're just asking questions“ method of douchery.
This is how the article ends: *The header “Vaccines do not cause autism“ has not been removed due to an agreement with the chair of the U.S. Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee that it would remain on the CDC website.
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