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Psychiatrist Woody Wood, America�s love guru and renowned phobia specialist, persuaded his fianc�e to wait until their wedding night to consummate their relationship, because unbeknownst to her and the millions who read his syndicated sexual advice column, Woody is still a virgin due to a debilitating performance anxiety. Further complicating matters is the sudden arrival of Woody�s 72-year-old- mother, Happy, and her one-legged psychopathic boyfriend who escaped from a locked mental ward and appeared at Woody�s doorstep just in time to brew a potpourri of unimaginable trouble for the two love birds. Happy�s never-ending supply of laxatives, scathing truths, and a mysterious red shoebox wreak havoc on Rudd Waters, the fetching former beauty queen and fianc�e of Woody, and Woody�s three-legged incontinent and neurotic dog, Di. Woody�s two million dollar mansion, not big enough for the four of them, becomes even smaller with the addition of Lucky, Happy�s slutty daughter, Lucky�s do-nothing husband, Jeep, and Ben, Lucky�s rotund lawyer friend and married lover. Julian, a promiscuous chef, and Christian, a conflicted and closeted heart surgeon and former lover of Rudd, round out this crazy mix. Told from the point of view of thirteen characters, 911 is a dark comedy based on real people and an incredible chain of real events that ultimately threaten not only Woody�s sanity, but his life! Happy, Jewish American Princess and marionette mistress extraordinaire, possesses the uncanny ability to control the destiny of misfits, embroiled in a Gordian knot, in the end unveiling unexpected acumen and cunning talent.