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Crap Kingdom
Crap Kingdom | D C Pierson
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THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One. There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery. So, basically, the kingdom sucks. When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe."
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MrBook
Crap Kingdom | DC Pierson
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Remember the afore-cited crap on sale for $8.99/lb.? This place bought it and sells it as dip for $14 (plus sales tax). 😂👏🏻 Mmm, crap dip. Freshest crap this side of the outhouse! C'mon in and have some of their fresh crap, made to order right from their home! #LitsyHumor

Lola 😂😂😂😂 3y
Eggs Hahahaha 👏🏻😂 3y
Texreader Good connection!! Love to try me some crap dip. 🤣🤣🤣 3y
Nuwanda 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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readinginthedark Yep, this is me. 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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I finished the book but I've still got a few quotes from this one I want to post.

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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
Crap Kingdom | D C Pierson
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So you're finally pulled out of your regular boring life to a fantasy world where you are the Chosen One... but the fantasy world is just, like, really crappy so you bail. Then you find out your best friend is their new Chosen One and he's way better at it than you...

Such a fun and funny book with plenty of twists and a surprisingly intense and action-packed 3rd act. The Epilogue twist was maybe a bridge too far though.

TobeyTheScavengerMonk Points deducted for a major event that was totally forgotten about and never addressed again (WHAT HAPPENED WITH LINDSY AND JASON?!?!?!?) 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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CrowCAH Beautiful! 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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AlaMich *snort* 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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In my brain, the role of the king of Crap Kingdom, sitting on his Igloo cooler throne, is being played by Ricky Gervais.

mandapants Just reading the name Ricky Gervais made me laugh. 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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SaraFair But their parents were thankful they didn't have to buy a new phone! 3y
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
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TobeyTheScavengerMonk
Crap Kingdom | D C Pierson
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For #funfridayphoto the book closest to me is my #currentread Crap Kingdom. What if you were the Chosen One, tasked with saving a magical realm... but instead of a wardrobe you had to dive into the Clothes Donation box in front of a Kmart? And the realm you were tasked with saving was shitty? Just, like, really shitty?

I'm going to be posting so many quotes from this one by the author of The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To.

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