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Stringers
Stringers | Chris Panatier
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Settle in for a bromantic space adventure! A genius is abducted by an alien bounty-hunter for the location of a powerful inter-dimensional object. Trouble is, he can't remember a thing. Ben isn't exactly a genius, but he has an immense breadth of knowledge. Whether it's natural science (specifically the intricacies of bug sex), or vintage timepieces, he can spout facts and information with the best of experts. He just can't explain why he knows any of it. Another thing he knows is the location of the Chime. What it is or why it's important, he can't say. But this knowledge is about to get him in a whole heap of trouble, as a trash-talking, flesh construct bounty hunter is on his tail and looking to sell him to the highest bidder. And being able to describe the mating habits of Brazilian bark lice won't be enough to get him out of it. File Under: Science Fiction [ Bloom of God Patton you on the back Eels Aplenty Some Aliens Just Suck ]
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Made me think of John Dies at the End. Absurdity abounds. It‘s great fun! I liked the writing style.

Ben can recite the oddest facts & has no idea why. He‘s looked for a reason his entire life. He harbors a secret that he‘s only shared with his BFF Patton. The chimes.

BFFs on a mission to save earth after being kidnapped. Patton‘s a good guy. Ben not so much due to an addictive food source given to him to help him find the chime.

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