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Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!
Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! | Benrik
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Covering every year in a person's lifetime, from 0 to 100, a hilarious guide to all of the essential stages of life furnishes full-color tips and advice designed to make one's life unforgettable, from birth to midlife crisis, from losing one's virginity to disinheriting one's grandchildren. Original. 75,000 first printing.
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I don't know if I'm more stunned that this book exists or that it's actually listed on The Litsy book list lol 😂

Robothugs This is...amazing? 😂 8y
JanuarieTimewalker13 I guess finding God is not the highest priority...lol 8y
JanuarieTimewalker13 Hmmm, unless you find God after you get laid? Hahahahaha!!! Oh you opened up a whole can of worms here!! Lol 8y
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BookInMyHands I found this book in our library's book sale last year. Definitely the best title I've seen! 😂 8y
Kirstin *found my stocking stuffers!* 😂😂 8y
Dogearedcopy I guess it's the anti-"Eat, Pray, Love" book? 8y
Qemorio Amazing. 8y
JoeStalksBeck @JanuarieTimewalker13 lol! I just stood there and stared at it for a while 8y
JoeStalksBeck @BookInMyHands the book itself is very organized but I agree, the title is def eye catching lol 8y
JoeStalksBeck @Kirstin oh sweet Christmas 🎄 lol 8y
JoeStalksBeck @Qemorio 👍🏻😂 8y
Cinfhen It seems this book has ALL the answers😇 8y
JoeStalksBeck @Cinfhen from birth to death lol 8y
Smrloomis 😂Love this! 8y
ItsAnotherJen 😂😂 All my questions will be answered. So funny! 8y
JoeStalksBeck @Smrloomis ❤️👍🏻 8y
JoeStalksBeck @JenFowler it's the next best thing to the Bible lol 8y
Arcana Wow!😂😂😂👏👏👏 8y
JoeStalksBeck @Arcana 😂😂😂👍🏻 8y
Owlizabeth YASSS! So many multi-tasking books! 8y
JoeStalksBeck @Owlizabeth lol not enough hours in the day! 8y
Darthdad Ha ha this looks like a must read to me! So funny 8y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa @JanuarieTimewalker13 obviously losing weight is the most important to them (step 1)....only through skinniness can you get laid and find god! LOL! 7y
JanuarieTimewalker13 @Riveted_Reader_Melissa Sad, but probably true in most cases at least. There are always outliers. Don't ask me, I had plenty of fun back in the day but (and I can't believe I'm saying this), I'm probably as asexual as a flower right now....hahahahahaha....and I don't give a damn...I just want my hip to get better and then I can think more along the lines of moving back to heterosexuality. LOL 7y
JanuarieTimewalker13 Oh, @Book_Addict look what you have started!! LOL 7y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa LOL! That's why it's so funny.... maybe health should be step one, or better yet, being happy with yourself the way you are with whatever God blessed you with despite your supposed limitations. I think it's just a bit skewed to have 'lose weight' be your top priority... although it probably helped sell books...Lose weight, then you'll be desired, and only then can you feel blessed...what a sad commentary on our times, culture, and what sells. 7y
JoeStalksBeck @JanuarieTimewalker13 she makes good points:) 7y
JoeStalksBeck @Riveted_Reader_Melissa I hadn't thought of the title order in that way. It's a very bizarre title but if you think about it that way it makes sense 7y
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