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When Ninjas Attack
When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins | Keith Riegert, Sam Kaplan, Phoebe Bronstein
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The ultimate manual for day-to-day personal protection against menacing ninjas! Swift and ferocious as a tiger, silent as a hurricane's eye, a ninja assassin cannot be stopped by police, FBI, CIA, or even Homeland Security's TSA agents. Death waits around every corner for the unprepared American. Luckily, When Ninjas Attack reveals the vital information one needs to identify, outwit, and counter-strike against these black-masked killers. The ultimate survival guide, When Ninjas Attack reveals every aspect of ninja existence from ancient rituals to the modern art of ninjutsu, from the strict ni.
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I'm sorry you've had a crappy day, @TricksyTails . Hopefully this tiny ninja will make you smile. I stuck it behind my aunt's bookcase so it's super visible from her usual spot on the couch, and I can't wait for her to get home from vacation and notice it. In the meantime, it brings me joy on a daily basis. #LetsMakeTricksySmile

Ddzmini 🤣 6y
CherryPie I need house ninjas! ❤👍 6y
TricksyTails This. Is. Awesome! I need someone to hide a ninja in my house! I love it! Thank you for the laughs! 🤗♥️ 6y
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What did I learn? I will not survive a ninja attack. Between their visual misdirection (i.e. smoke bombs) to constantly checking rafter and industrial piping for potential threats. We know nothing. Run fast and silently. Don't look back.

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BookNotes 😱😄 8y
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