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I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus
I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus: A Breathers Christmas Carol | S.G. Browne
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A sequel to Breathers continues the misadventures of unaware zombie Andy Warner, who awakens with virtually no memory of his past and who steals a Santa costume before hiding in a child's playroom and discovering he wants to eat humans. Original. 50,000 first printing.
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Bit frustrating mailing #summersantagoespostal! Because I said there was chocolate they wanted to charge me a fortune to mail it - $23!
I had to completely repack it without chocolate.....sorry to my secret Santa- and it's not near as pretty. But it should be there Tuesday!

Simona 😱😱😱 3y
Wife Take your frustration out on the chocolate 🍫😜 3y
krismac @Wife I actually left it with the girl working at the post office since she tried so hard to help me! 3y
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Reecaspieces Oh...I just said books. I guess I lied by omission. 😂🙄😜 3y
krismac @Reecaspieces I will do that next time! 3y
Leniverse Why does chocolate cost extra to send!? Clearly one should never admit to chocolate! 3y
MyNamesParadise I was just asked if there was anything hazardous in there, I said "nope!" The hashtags with the book exchange on the front prob saved me from further interrogation! 3y
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So sorry Santa. It's apparently monsoon season here in Atlanta and the postman left the package in front o of the spout. 😡🙄 but my husband opened the package, checked for damages, and bagged them so I can't see them. So your secret is still safe. He even hid it so I can't peak. 😂 can't wait to open it!!! #summersantagoespostal.

Reviewsbylola Thank goodness it was ok! 3y
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