Todays highlights include : sleeping through two alarms and waking up 2 hours behind schedule (also known as waking up at the time you were meant to be arriving at work), suppressing the urge to do my best Doctor Evil impression when a patron asks nervously about fines (we don‘t fine anymore but accounts get restricted if there are overdue items), this 🐳 gingerbread, watching a delightfully unhinged movie on Prime after having a post work nap…