For my girl @BookishFeminist - I took a pic of this when I was reading it but forgot about it until tonight! A weird descriptor to add to your collection "snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy." ?? #LitsyAfterDark #likewtfdoesthisevenmean #clearyimnotwatchingtherightporn #iwouldforsurewatchpornofaprincesleepingoffanorgy #soundskindofpeaceful #butlikehowloudisthesnoringtho #maybenotsopeaceful
BookishFeminist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 8y
BookishFeminist I am over here cackling so loudly. HOW DO YOU DO THIS? Does it require penetration? 😂😂😂😭 8y
Megabooks Who sleeps during porn? Wtf does that even mean. Does this person snore out lite 70s Muzak? @bookishfeminist 8y
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Yamich49 @BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks Ahaha right?!?!? No idea at all. But you know it kind of does sound like a weird thing that a teenage boy would say about a crush "Look at him over there, snoring all sexy like a porno (which I've totally watched a lot of)" ? 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks Hahahaha or maybe some Marvin Gaye or George Michael 😂😂 Does his mouth move while he's snoring like this? That could have some pornographic options 8y
Megabooks I'm sorry I forgot the proper #LitsyAfterDark emojis ????? We'll just pretend the lady is doing a private lap dance to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" while her man snores pornographically! @Yamich49 @BookishFeminist 8y
Megabooks @BookishFeminist @Yamich49 I had not thought about mouth movement, Sarah. That could definitely throw it into the porn realm! 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks @yamich49 😂😂 I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at those emojis again the same way. This mouth movement could totally be a thing. I'm not sure how the dynamics of this would work, and I'm not willing to test drive this one like I was for the womanly laughter 😂 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks Also can we deconstruct "like a prince sleeping off an orgy" because ...what? That's a thing that happens enough to be worthy of metaphor?! ?? 8y
Megabooks @BookishFeminist it does in Saudi Arabia 💤🇸🇦 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks 😱 yes I've heard of their hooker parties. Well that just got real! 8y
Megabooks @BookishFeminist Yup! Hookers...foreigners...I wouldn't go to one of their parties! 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks YEP NO THANKS. No thank you to that misogyny party. 🙅🏻🙅🏻 (side note: careful with the word foreigner- it's a slur to some folks, though I know you don't intend it that way) 8y
Megabooks Oh I'm sorry! Legit ignorance! I meant people from other countries living and working in Saudi Arabia. 8y
Megabooks @bookishfeminist see above 8y
Sue 😂😂😂😂😂 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks Oh no need to apologize! That makes a lot more sense- it's late 😭 also my grandpa used to say it a lot bc he was xenophobic so that's often how I hear it. I imagined the Saudi prince throw down that happened in California a while back, lol. No idea whether it would be offensive in your context but I try to be cautious & hope I didn't come across as condescending! 8y
Vinjii 😳😳 excuse me, what? 8y
BookishFeminist @Vinjii Just don't try this one at home like you did with the laughing 😂 8y
Megabooks @BookishFeminist I guess I don't think about it like that. No offense taken. Plus "foreigners" or "foreign nationals" is how I've read them referred to in articles. The latter probably being the more correct term. 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks Yea it def makes a lot more sense if referring to foreign nationals living in Saudi Arabia, so it's prob not incorrect usage but I'm not the one to judge since I'm obvs not one. I read the comment as wouldn't want to party with foreigners & I was like 😳😱 which I know isn't something you'd say at all, so I figured it had to be the way I'd read it. Always good to check in though since maybe I wouldn't be the only to misconstrue. 8y
BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks anyway you're awesome and thanks for being open-minded! Love the inclusiveness of Litsy. 😊 8y
Vinjii @BookishFeminist I wouldn't know where to start! 8y
Laalaleighh 😂😂😂😂😂😂 8y
Laalaleighh I'm going to say this to my boyfriend when he wakes up tomorrow and wait for his response (he snores, it drives me crazy) @Yamich49 8y
BookishMarginalia 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 8y
ramyasbookshelf @BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks @Yamich49 don't you guys ever sleep?? I want to partake in your #litsyafternight discussions but I'm too busy snoring pornographically like a prince sleeping off an orgy 😜😜😂 8y
Megabooks @ramyasbookshelf No. I go whole nights without sleep. And you made me lol!!! 😂😂😂 8y
Soubhiville That's bizarre. 8y
BookishFeminist @ramyasbookshelf @ebooksandcooks Hahaha no we do not sleep. Not when there are book jokes to make! Tell me did you figure out the mystery of snoring pornographically? We're all curious! 8y
becausetrains @BookishFeminist @ramyasbookshelf @Ebooksandcooks "We're all curious!" A lot of pornographic snores start like that ?? 8y
OSChamberlain @BookishFeminist @ramyasbookshelf @Ebooksandcooks wow. Just caught up on this one. This legit left me speechless. Somehow, as if snoring pornographically wasn't a crazy enough analogy, you throw sleeping after an orgasm in there. I mean... How many pornos end in going to sleep so that you'd know what they snore like anyway? What a lump of bologna! 8y
Carol Ah, the great phonographic snooze paradox!! 8y
Yamich49 @BookishFeminist @Ebooksandcooks @Vinjii @Laalaleighh @becausetrains @OSChamberlain @ramyasbookshelf Glad to see that this hilarious #LitsyAfterDark conversation continued long after I went to bed (which was too late and I'm regretting it at work today for sure). I've thought about it and think that he was trying to convey that the guy was snoring dramatically? Maybe.... As for princes and orgies, I don't know any princes so I can't comment 😉 8y
Zelma I missed this one yesterday. 😂 Mr. Z and both snore. He obviously manfully snores. Science has established this as fact. I wonder if mine is pornographic or more of a giggle-moan snore. I am a lady, after all. 8y
Yamich49 @Zelma Haha you'll have to ask him if yours is pornographic! 😆 8y
Zelma @Yamich49 he said that was not the first word he use to describe my snoring. 😆 8y
Yamich49 @Zelma 😂 Probably because NO ONE describes snoring in that way except for the goof in this book! 😉 8y
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