The Orange and other poems | 
LOSS:
"The day he moved out was terrible -
That evening she went through hell.
His absence wasn't a problem
But the corkscrew had gone as well."
(I can't vouch for any of the cork removal techniques pictured. The Bike Pump Technique seems particularly iffy. Put down lots of plastic sheeting if you try it!)
Leftcoastzen 😂👏🍷Cheers , hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday season! 4mo
Ruthiella What about asking the neighbors to borrow theirs? 🤔😂 4mo
julesG The bike pump one actually works - provided your bike pump has a long syringe like part that can go through the cork. 4mo
Bookwomble @julesG I would definitely be sponging wine off the ceiling! 😄 4mo
julesG Better try it outdoors then. 😁 4mo
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