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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom | Celia Rivenbark
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Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)*ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay"*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues*And so much more! Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.
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julieclair
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#Pantone2022 #Bubblegum
#ShelfofShame - One down, many to go...
#22booksin22
@Clwojick @jb72

A fun, light collection of essays. Always good for a chuckle. Great to have around for a quick mood-picker-upper on a stressful day!

jb72 Great job! It‘s always nice when a book makes me laugh. 2y
julieclair Thanks, @jb72 ! And I agree... I love books that make me laugh. 2y
Clwojick Hahahahhahahah! The title kills me! 2y
julieclair @Clwojick I know, right? I saw the title and knew I had to read it. 2y
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JoScho
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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible. Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions.
#delicate #amonthofsongs

Kaye Now THAT is a good title. I always like books with odd titles. 5y
JoScho @Kaye me too! Loved the title 💕 5y
OriginalCyn620 That title! 🤣❤️ 5y
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LazyLimaLife
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A few of us had a great laugh over this title at the library book sale today!

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todd
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I'm preparing myself for Jane growing up by reading a hilarious and "slightly tarnished Southern Belle's words of wisdom." Book opens with great perspective on visiting Disney World. Reads a lot like anything Sedaris.

PennyNotSoDreadful She's great - had a v funny column in the local newspaper😄 8y
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