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Moms Who Drink and Swear
Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind | Nicole Knepper
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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
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Funniest part so far, which is saying a lot cuz this book is f@!$&*# hilarious. And also, it‘s me. This book is me. #knowyourlimits #momlife #imdrinkingandswearingrightnow

minkyb ...you had me at...shit out a baby rhino‼️ 4mo
gibblr @minkyb hahaa I know 😂 4mo
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cswaingiggles
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I am so excited for this book. This year we got all the nieces and nephews their holiday gifts via ThriftBooks which got me a couple freebies. This is the one I redeemed as my treat to myself

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JSW
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This photo CRACKS ME UP. Plus anyone who knows me knows I swear like a sailor. I love Litsy for accepting how subjective reading is, and for never ever telling me my reviews are shit.

JSW And someday I will remember to tag everyone before I post 1y
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Kalalalatja I really like this post 😂❤️ 1y
JSW #Humpdaypost (sorta)! 1y
JSW @Kalalalatja 😘❤️❤️ 1y
LeahBergen 😂😂 1y
sprainedbrain Love this!😂 1y
TricksyTails 😂😂😂 1y
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1. I cant think of a particular book , but several of the memoirs I‘ve read, drinking has played a part.
2 Coke is as adult as I get. Never got into drinking, but it doesn‘t bother me if others like it. Drink 🍹 up.
3. I‘ve never danced, but there are 2 songs that remind me of dancing and I wish I could. The Rhythm is Gonna Get You , and Tequila...reminds me of PeeWee dancing on the bar in his big shoes.
4 cart, you silly thing. 🛒

CherryPie Pee Wee! I should have thought of it. I do Tequila and the Safety Dance to help my new dog get over his abusive past (he's afraid of arm movements). 1y
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#funphotofriday: I have jostled my brain on this most excellent question, but I'm having trouble choosing. I identify with a lot of characters but usually in bits. This book is pretty much me right now, and even though it's nonfiction, I'm going with parenting blogger Nicole Knepper for making me feel a little less b-a-n-a-n-a-s. #@!$& and #cheers

ramyasbookshelf I need this book right now! 3y
britt_brooke @ramyasbookshelf After the way this day has gone, I need to reread! 😳😣 3y
marixa Cheers to Friday! 3y
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britt_brooke @marixa Yes!! Cheers!! 3y
Cinfhen @britt_brooke sounds like a winner book to me!!! 3y
britt_brooke @Cinfhen Right?! It's pretty funny. 👍🏻 3y
MrsV Love this. Also follow People I want to Punch in the Throat, and Scary Mommy. 3y
britt_brooke @MrsV Thanks, and thanks for the suggestion! Just starting following both on fb. 👍🏻 3y
eastbaykate 🙋🏻 sounds like perfect! 3y
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"I hate both of those fucking chores with the force of a million beer farts and I don't care who knows it" this is me!!! ?

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Yes! Every single day 😂 good thing they're so freaking cute! ❤️

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