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Happy Cruelty Day!
Happy Cruelty Day!: Daily Celebrations of Quiet Desperation | Bob Powers
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For everyone looking to find a little extra magic in a life with little to celebrate, Happy Cruelty Day! is here. Beginning on January 1, this book features 365 new holidays, each accompanied by a strange, dark and humorous short story explaining the day you woke up in and how to celebrate it. These 365 daily doses of delight, perversion, and nonsense include "Hire Someone Attractive To Pretend To Love You Day," "Hang on to Your Wide-Eyed Innocence Day," "Sit in Abject Terror Day," and, of course, "Cruelty Day." Far more than just a humor book, Happy Cruelty Day! is like a daily instructional manual written by a psychopath. On one page, the book has you joining a community crime watch group in an effort to make friends (it won't work). Flip the page, and you'll find the details of your attempt to rescue your husband from a POW camp (you'll fail). Flip it again, and Happy Cruelty Day! will have important insight into how best to befriend a runaway teen (offer her some soup). These holidays celebrate everything from that pivotal point in your life when everything changes, to the day you're not going to do anything but sit on the edge of your bed and get very drunk. When people realize they've fallen in love, or when they realize their love was just a lie. And of course, when love of whatever incarnation brings an index finger to clench tight around the trigger of a gun. Raw, ridiculous, and laugh-out-loud funny, this is a sharp-edged satire on the subtleties, shallowness, and stupidity of daily life.
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Readers who enjoyed this book should also read "Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason" by Mike Sacks.

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The funniest book I have ever read!!!

Includes gems such as Fourteen Ways to Tell A Cajun Chef To Go Fuck Himself Day!, Go to a Dinner Featuring A Magic Act And Ask The Magician, "If You're So Fucking Magical, Why Haven't You Taken Over The World Yet" Day, and If The Coffee Shop Waitress Touches Your Palm When She Gives You Your Change, She Totally Wants It Day!

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April 6: Call A Truce In Your War Of Wits So That You And Your Archenemy Can Fuck Day

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Suet624 Or check in on your favorite Litsy Pal Day. 5y
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BlameJennyJane 🤣🤣🤣 5y
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Suet624 I would love to see your bookshelf. 😀 So many interesting books! 5y
keithmalek @Suet624 Thanks! Reading compliments are the best kind of compliments! Most of my books are library books. Otherwise, I would be bankrupt. I'll take pictures of my bookshelves though and post them here. Until then, you can just look at my Litfluence section to see what I've read, although I'm sure there arebooks that I've read but forgotten about and didn‘t include. 5y
Suet624 I‘m with you - libraries supply me with most of my reading material. But somehow I‘ve accumulated boxes of books over the years from library sales and Goodwill. I‘m trying ever so slowly to get through the boxes but the library books are always so darn tantalizing. 5y
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