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Dating Tips for the Unemployed
Dating Tips for the Unemployed | Iris Smyles
13 posts | 6 read | 1 reading | 42 to read
In twenty-four absurd, lyrical, and louche episodes, Iris Smyles weaves a modern odyssey of trying to find ones home in the world amid the pitfalls and insidious traps of adult life. A wickedly funny picaresque touching on quantum physics, the Donner Party, arctic exploration, Greek mythology, Rocky I, II, V, IV, VI, and III respectively, and literary immortality, Dating Tips for the Unemployed is a wistful if wry ode to that awkward agebetween birth and deathwhen you think you know what you want but arent quite sure what youre doing.
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ReadingOver50
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Mehso-so

The book started strong. I found the first couple essays very amusing. As the book continued, I was less and less charmed. The essays were ok, but nothing great. By the end of the book, I was ready for it to be finished. Also, the book feels like nonfiction, but is marketed as fiction. That confused me.

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mlzbthc

I think of that moment often now. I think: how often the effort of knowing someone is undermined by one‘s wish to. I mean, it can be quite hard to see or hear a person amid the bright bellowing of one‘s own projections. The world is a negotiation of wishes, after all, and where desire is strongest, so are illusions. (pg. 240-41)

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mlzbthc
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Dating Tips for the Unemployed by Iris Smyles on my (dusty) nightstand #currentread #day9 #riotgrams📚

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mlzbthc
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“But what happens—movies never address this—when there are no people left? Will the zombies starve?have a seat? Begin to think perhaps they acted rashly? Become university chairs? Occupy tollbooths?”

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mlzbthc
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I close my eyes and think of Dante and Fitzgerald and Hemingway, of my own great potential—a Towering Inferno in which I‘m trapped at the top. I place myself at the end of a long line of great authors, a top ten list of literary insomniacs. Dante, Fitzgerald, Hemingway ... What great works might I yet write? I could become a great author! I could become ... I could become ...

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dariazeoli
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I‘m pretty underwhelmed with this book so far, but I‘m embarrassed to admit how much I relate to “The Friendship Registry” chapter.

And this is why my circle is so tiny.

ReadingEnvy Ha, I resonate with some of this, although I'd probably not call at all. Just email.... 6y
dystopianaut 100% me 🙈😂 6y
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mrozzz
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Anyone else order a somewhat obscure or unwieldy domestic product (say, bulk sponges, or a specific brand of spatula) through Amazon & use it as an excuse to also order a couple books that have been hanging out in your cart‘s “save for later” section?

I did. 🛒🛍📚😅 #bookhaul

Redwritinghood Of course. 😂😂 6y
mrozzz It‘s such a bad habit but I can‘t help myself 🙈 @Redwritinghood 6y
MicheleinPhilly All the time! This way when the package is delivered and the wife says, “What did you order?” I can honestly say granite cleaner. 6y
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Christine11 Yep - all the time 🤣😊 6y
AmyG My husband needed printer ink...and oops, a book fell in my order. 😳 6y
TrishB No, but I will next time.... 6y
DrexEdit Anytime I make an Amazon order! 😊 6y
tjwill I always do that! 🤫 6y
mrozzz @BookBee89 just groaned and said that that‘s going to be our life @MicheleinPhilly 😆 6y
mrozzz My people! 😄👌🏻 I knew I couldn‘t be the only one! @Christine11 @AmyG @DrexEdit @tjwill 6y
mrozzz @TrishB the pleasure is enormous! Feels like I‘ve gotten away with something. 😏 6y
SamHeartCoffee Nice, and so totally yes to your question! 6y
AmyG @mrozzz Got to know how to “work the system”. ;) 6y
emilyhaldi every damn time. 6y
BeckyK Always! 6y
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AmandaV
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This has been on my TBR list for a while. Imagine my surprise when I was notified that I won a copy from a Goodreads Giveaway!! Score!!!🏆🏆 #imawinner #goodreadsgiveaway #goodreads

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JAMZ
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Pickpick

I'm so into this book, I committed the cardinal sin of not returning it to the library on time 😳 (I'm returning it tomorrow & paying the fees ASAP, I swear!)

Notafraidofwords Some books are worth it. 8y
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MrBook
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See this book right here? Yeah, I'm buying this one next time I: a. have $$$, and b. am at the bookstore! Just skimming this unique book had me guffawing. Luckily, I was surrounded by other bibliophiles, so they just slowly nodded their heads with Cheshire Cat grins of respectful acknowledgment, silently saying, "Oh yeeeaaah, this is how we rooollll at the bookstoorre". ??

TheLondonBookworm Haha sounds like my kinda book! 8y
LadyElaine 21st century Sally Bowles? I'm in! 8y
Mimi28 I think I NEED this book! Very relatable to me, lol ( kinda) 8y
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JessieReadsInBK I could've used this book 2 summers ago! 8y
LilMamaMastro So, you mean you're buying it tomorrow? ;) 8y
Deserthorror This sounds like it must be hilarious. Gotta find it 8y
MrBook @TheLondonBookworm It's different 😊. Might as well give it a shot 😉👍🏻. @LadyElaine WOOHOO! I won't be its only reader 😊. @Skiles 😂😂😂👍🏻👌🏻! @Mimi28 Books that are relatable are the best kind 😊👍🏻. @JessieReadsInBK Better late than never 😆! @LilMamaMastro 😂😂😂😂🙌🏻! @Deserthorror You know how movie trailers are all the best parts of a movie? I hope my skimming didn't fall in the same vein 😊. 8y
AmandaV Stacked! 📚 8y
MrBook @AmandaV Ohh yeeaahh 😁👍🏻👌🏻🙌🏻! 8y
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tkingsanchez
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Had the delightful pleasure of stepping into the literary ring with Iris Smyles at last night's Stony Brook Southampton Writer's Conference and The Southampton Review hosted Literary Death Match. I look forward to reading her latest book, Dating Tips for the Unemployed.

MrBook Nice! 😊 8y
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BethFishReads
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I'm getting ready to start this, tho I'm not convinced I'm going to relate, I *think* this collection of 24 pieces focuses on early adulthood and the difficulties of making true connections in contemporary New York. Have you read it?

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LitHousewife
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When a review copy comes with several pages full of this, it gets my attention. This was originally part of the manuscript. I'm intrigued.

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