Guys this one is so NSFW that I "spoilered" it!
Important question: can a vagina be "en pointe"?
Why are the women in all these books called Anne or Anna?
#badsexaward
Her pupils are gyroscopically inert!
Bourbon is his gasoline!
Truly a love story for the ages.
#badsexaward #gyroscopicallyinertismynewsafeword #andret #andret #icantevenwithandret
I can't even choose my favourite sentence!!
SHE IS PINNED LIKE WET WASHING WITH HIS PEG
HE IS THINKING ABOUT COWS
WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE??
#badsexaward #reallybad #wtfareyallevendoing
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year, littens, for the bad sex award nominees are upon us again. The Butchers Hook has my vote! Quotes to follow.....
Link: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/11/literary-review-releases-bad-sex-in-fiction-nomi...
#badsexaward #nopenopenope
