“The Sunshine State is nothing if not unique, a cavalcade of sheer, unremitting absurdity of every possible variation from the Panhandle to the Keys, and I love it because there is nothing that delights me as much as the utterly bizarre. In this sense, I hold Florida to be a generous dispenser of gifts, bringing me great joy with places like Gatorland, whose slogan is, “You know what y‘all need? Y‘all need Gatorland.”
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