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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes | Carlton Mellick Iii
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Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions. Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call "Spiderweb." Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes. He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin. Then her face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae. At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend's face-exploding condition. But the more he gets to know her, the weirder her condition turns out to be. And as their relationship gets serious, Ethan realizes that the only way to make it work is to become just as strange as she is. From the award-winning author of "Sweet Story" and "The Haunted Vagina," comes a twisted love story that is as creepy as it is heart-warming.
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Lukerey-Doo
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One of my top picks from Bizarro legend Carlton Mellick iii 😎

DinoMom I read my first Bizarro by that author a few months ago. The haunted vagina and enjoyed it. So going to have to read this one as well 😀 1y
Lukerey-Doo LOL was my first Mellick novel as well! I just chose this one to review as it made even more of an impression.
Another honourable mention is Spider Bunny!
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hannah-leeloo Hun when replying to people you should put "@" then their name so @DinoMom here so she can see you've replied to her message. Happy reading everyone ?❤️? 1y
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Lukerey-Doo @hannah-leeloo thanks I was looking for a way reply to @DinoMom properly. Sorry @DinoMom 1y
hannah-leeloo Always welcome sweet, no need to apologise as we all started the same ❤️ 1y
DinoMom @Lukey-Looloo I will have to check out spider bunny as well! 1y
Lukerey-Doo @DinoMom I also have to also mention Neverday as well. A lot more serious theme kind of like Groundhog Day. Was an emotional read. 1y
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magyklyXdelish
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Oh man I‘m glad to have washed my palate clean of the drivel I read earlier so I can go to bed feeling fresh. This was the cutest, creepiest, weirdest, most fucked up love story I‘ve ever read. And I loved every fucking minute of it! This was my first bizarro Fiction book and it certainly won‘t be the last!

#review #bookworm #shortstory #bizarrofiction

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wanderinglynn
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If you‘re a fan of The Bloggess, she‘s picked out the next book for her Book Club. Sounds like a fun read to me! 😂
http://thebloggess.com/2018/05/17/the-first-meeting-of-the-bloggess-book-club/

LauraJ That sounds awesome!!! 6y
readinginthedark Is it a zombie thing? 🤔 6y
wanderinglynn @readinginthedark Not sure. Kind of sounds like it, but then again, maybe she‘s something new. 6y
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