Welcome to Litsy!

Welcome to modern dating: a freak show of ghosters, breadcrumbers, and people who treat "LOL" as a personality trait. In Ghosts, Texts, and Exes, Rocci Jackson ditches the fairy-tale fluff and plunges you into the raw, ridiculous reality of finding love in an era where "What's your sign?" has been replaced by "Are you normal?" and everyone claims to love "adventures" but can't hold a conversation longer than a text bubble. Rocci's been through it all-seven dates in one day (don't try this at home), the disappearing acts that would make a magician jealous, and the classic "I'm married, but I'm sure that's fine" scenario. Instead of crying into her cocktail, she's decided to turn these disasters into a laugh-out-loud guide for anyone who's swiped right and instantly regretted it. Armed with a sharper wit than most people's dating profiles and zero patience for clich�s, Rocci breaks down the myths of modern romance into something you can actually use-or at least laugh at. Think you've got red flags? Join the club. She'll teach you how to own them, laugh at them, and not let them torpedo your chances. Curious about ethical non-monogamy? Spoiler: it's more than just "having your cake and eating it too"-and she'll explain why. Worried about asking for what you really want? Rocci dares you to be direct, confident, and unapologetically yourself, because "playing it cool" is overrated and, frankly, exhausting. This isn't your grandmother's dating advice-unless your grandmother could roast a gym selfie and ghost a ghoster without breaking a sweat. If you've ever stared at your phone, wondering why someone who claimed to adore travel can't muster more than "Hey," this book is your permission slip to roll your eyes, chuckle, and carry on. Ghosts, Texts, and Exes proves you can survive the dating circus. Maybe you won't find Prince Charming, but you'll definitely learn how to spot the clowns-and find the humor in every eye-roll-worthy moment along the way.