"My parents never taught me about sex. And unless they're waiting for my thirty-fifth birthday I don't think they're going to." ?
brendanmleonard Hah! That's clever - really enjoy the voice 👍😂 8y
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"My parents never taught me about sex. And unless they're waiting for my thirty-fifth birthday I don't think they're going to." ?
This comes with high praises from my momma. She's an English professor though, so what does she know about books? 😎