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One ill-equipped vet. One mad scientist. Lots of crazy unicorns. This can't end well, can it? Bertie's just a regular veterinarian whose career is the pits. He is up to his eyeballs in debt, and his boss drives him bonkers. So when a scientist offers him a job at a Caribbean park, he takes the leap. But no textbook can prepare him for what awaits: genetically engineered unicorns. And they aren't your cuddly picture book variety either. These mythical creatures could very well turn a tropical paradise into an island deathtrap. Now Bertie must find a way to keep these beasts from spiraling into madness. But will he rise to the challenge? Or will it be lights out for Bertie before he can come up with a cure? The Veterinarian's Field Guide to Rabid Unicorns is the first book in the St. Quiche Island Archives. If you like funny fantasy, underdog heroes, and madcap villains, you'll love this quirky novel. Buy the book and discover how hilarious man versus the lab-created nature can be.