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It's the First Day of School...Forever!
It's the First Day of School...Forever! | R. L. Stine
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On the first day of school, Artie falls out of his bed and hits his head. Hard. He tells his mom he's dizzy and she says, "You're just worried about your first day in a new school." At breakfast, his little brother, Eddie, splashes syrup in his hair, and there's no time to wash it. Artie has to go to school with syrup-hair. And then, on the way there, he gets splashed by a puddle that makes him look like he wet his pants. It's not just the first day of school; it's the worst day of school. On the second day of school, Artie falls out of bed and hits his head. Hard. He tells his mom he's dizzy and she says, "You're just worried about your first day in a new school." Huh? Today is just like the day before. Can Artie find a way to change it, before it's the first day of school...forever? "A fast and goofy romp" (Booklist) that "delivers the hilarity and horror that readers love" (School Library Journal), from the master of children's horror, R.L. Stine.
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Charityann
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Finished this one too - 2 points for #teamslaughter #scarathlon @Clwojick 🎃👻😈📚

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Panpan

I remember Goosebumps fondly and have reread some of the older books and liked them, but this one from 2011 was just too much. Ridiculous. I have more than enough rage-y comments while listening to it 🙄 (2 pts. 1 for book, 1 for post)

#teamstoker #Scarathlon @TheReadingMermaid

night_shift Ok, but what mom lets their let's their kid go to school with syrup in their hair? They'd be late to school, but seriously? No, totally not. 5y
night_shift Principal is totally chill with holding onto the dog until the mom can pickup.. but if the mom is home why didn't she drive her kids to school? Especially the 1st day for the kindergartener??? 5y
night_shift Also, if a kid pulled off his hat in front of me and ripped out a chunk of hair that leaves a bald spot, I'd at least ask if he was ok/ send him to nurse, but principal doesn't even mention it! 5y
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night_shift A bee would definitely NOT fly down your shirt. Like how loose is this kids shirt to leave room for a fat bumblebee to fly down there? And completely unprovoked? No, that I can't even suspend my imagination for that! 5y
night_shift But also lol about the rabies thing.. you test for rabies by sending the head in... so he's going to kill the dog? 5y
night_shift How tf does your hand slip on your backpack on the floor up into the face of a what 5ft plus tall dude? Seriously. 5y
night_shift It was a video game. What the actual fuck. 5y
Godpants All the new ones are pretty bad! I read one of the newer Fear Streets last year and was shocked by how bad it was. 5y
BeansPage 🧟‍♀️ 5y
night_shift @Godpants that's such a bummer! I think I'll stick to just rereading his older stuff then. 😞 5y
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This is so ridiculous. Come on. I'm almost done, but the adults in this are so incredibly dumb and the main character is very slow to the draw. This is like a kid/creepy Groundhog Day. He keeps kultzing around doing improbable damage to his teachers and classmates and self.

#teamstoker #scarathlon @TheReadingMermaid

night_shift Omfg the school was built on top of a cemetery 🙄 5y
BeansPage 🧟‍♀️ 5y
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