This book is saved from being depressingly too real by virtue of its UTTER HILARITY.
"I don't need to be showered
With chocolates and wine.
A text with proper grammar
Would do me just fine."
#librarylife anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
"I don't need to be showered in chocolates and fine wine, / A text with proper grammar would do me just fine.”
I'm too old for the title but not for the sentiments.