

Self-published fanfic contemporary retelling of Pride & Prejudice that bears no resemblance to the original other than character names.
We start with Elizabeth's psychic sex dream about handsome business hunk Will Darcy and then spend 100 pages squishing things to make them fit. It would have been no more than a forgettable interlude if the author hadn't harped on about how lust-crazed 17 year old Will was at the sight of 12 year old Lizzy. Ew.