Welcome to Litsy!

The Bitchographies is a compilation of the many random, irritating experiences from my personal inventory, my friends and acquaintances. This book isn't intended to change the world, spread niceties, be politically correct or win a Pulitzer Prize. Instead, it's an opportunity to make a bold statement - to embrace one's inner bitch side, which, contrary to popular belief, resides within all of us. This book enables us all to be authentic, real and raw. Join Vivienne Vuitton as she attempts to document her hilarious, unfiltered life experiences in random vignettes. You will note that she has no issues exposing the shortcomings of boyfriends from the past, fake friends, Facebook, a melted Barbie and other such annoyances.