

“Would you like to hear a scary story?”
Amend that: Would you like to hear a silly story? A vampire eats a pb&j sandwich, thinking red jam was something more palpable than strawberries. So they flee, infecting said sandwich as a jelly vampire.
So, you must cover all your jam bottles & say, NO TERRANCE!”
Other than that narrative non sequitar it‘s a cute enough story book.
MemoirsForMe 😁😁😁 2w
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