This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store: Unapologetic Admissions from a Non-Contender for Mother of the Year | Ak Turner, A K Turner
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child... and in-laws. "Empty bladder before reading." -Laurie Notaro, WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PRETTIER
This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store: Unapologetic Admissions from a Non-Contender for Mother of the Year | 
