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A retired mobster receives a scam phone call while playing poker. He says he would like to shove the scammer's phone up his butt. His wife reminds him he has people who could do that, and a new hobby is born. A married pair of hitmen visit the scammers around the globe and carry out the mobster's wish. An FBI agent is coordinating the search for the pair. He becomes romantically involved with an outside psychological profile consultant. When the driver assigned to him on a trip to Moscow unravels a clue, events spiral toward an unexpected nexus involving the FBI agent, people close to him and some scary government players. Visits to a few of the scammers are featured, and the backstory of how two gamer teens become involved as hitters for a mob is revealed. In addition to the scammer visits, a few of the lethal visits the happy, romantic pair of sociopaths make are included. A fun tale of fantasy revenge for anyone who has been scammed or pestered by robocalls.