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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!

If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! | Elise Parsley

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The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T! series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is not talking about meeting a pirate! But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed! Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right? It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T!

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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! | Elise Parsley

Tonight‘s bedtime selection #bedtimestory #childrensbook

cozypunk My favorite is bringing a Piano to the Beach. The author lives about 1.5 hours away from our library, but alas! She lives just over the state border, so we can't tap into our state's art funds to bring her for a library / class visit. 3y

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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! | Elise Parsley

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If you, or your kiddos, are fans of the David books, you'll probably like this one too. I laughed out loud at a couple of parts as the madness takes over with a pirate at the mall meeting Santa.

#TeamFestivus #HolidayReads @wanderinglynn #wintergames @StayCurious @Clwojick (21pts)

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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! | Elise Parsley

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These #holidayreads were all cute. The tagged was the best. 101pts #merryreaders #wintergames @Clwojick @StayCurious

Clwojick 101 4y

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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! | Elise Parsley

I love this series.

October 16
#coverlove #MGedition

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